SH1T VS Shannice Vegafria: Beni Style

SH1T VS Shannice Vegafria:)) Vegafria!:Beni Style[ Parental Guidance]
(Vegafria = Vergara + Africa)

Beni: Shannice!
Beni: Kawawa si Jervis.
Beni: Right?
shan0395: huh?
Beni: Yung accident nya! Ano ka ba!?
Beni: Nakalimutan mo na agad.
Beni: Or di mo pa alam?
shan0395: ahhh
shan0395: hahaha!!!!
shan0395: wait what accident
shan0395: di ko alm.
shan0395: hehe
Beni: Seryoso?
shan0395: un kai mira?
Beni: Yung kahapon di mo alam?
Beni: Hindi ano ka ba
Beni: Tssss
shan0395: eh ano
shan0395: idk.
shan0395: :))
Beni: Kasi nagboracay sya diba?
shan0395: oh.
Beni: Tapos na hulog sya sa boat na ewan habang binababa nya gamit nya.
Beni: Di mo alam?
Beni: Nabali yung leg nya.
Beni: Di mo alam yun?
shan0395: hndi.
Beni: Grabe. Masclose nga kayo eh.
Beni: Close lang kami ni Jebs pagmag kasama kami. Di namin kaya long distance relationship.
shan0395: hahaha!!
Beni: Pero seryoso.
shan0395: eh hndi nmn kc ako nag ool lage eh
Beni: Di maka lakad si Jervis.
shan0395: and he dont text.
shan0395: so wla akong alm.
Beni: Thru text.
Beni: Ayy.
Beni: Pero masclose parin kayo.
Beni: Kadiri nga eh.
shan0395: huh?
Beni: Kwento nya sakin.
shan0395: kadiri?
Beni: Yung bone daw nya bakat sa skin.
shan0395: :|
Beni: Nakakaawa. :(
shan0395: oo nga.
shan0395: thanks for the kwento:D
Beni: Kadiri.
Beni: eeeew.
shan0395: haha!!
Beni: Kachat mo si jerbs?
shan0395: yup.
Beni: Kwinento na nya?
shan0395: ummm
shan0395: hndi nmn
shan0395: ai wait
shan0395: oo
shan0395: hehe sorry
shan0395: nalito ako:D
Beni: Eeew.
Beni: Stupid.
Beni: Joke.
Beni: YOU CAN FEEL THE BONE THRU HIS SKIN
shan0395: :|
shan0395: beni!!!
shan0395: nu ba un!
Beni: What? Seryoso.
Beni: Yung excess weight kasi nya, na force yung bamboo wood ewan sa may boat nung nahulog sya para mapush yung bone sa skin.
Beni: LABO.
shan0395: buti alm mong malabo.
shan0395: :|
Beni: I am more malabo-ness than you.
Beni: Pero gets mo?
shan0395: hndi
Beni: Nung nahulog sya, tumama yung leg nya sa bamboo wood ewan tapos nabali or something leg nya.
shan0395: seryoso.
Beni: Kaya bumakat yung bone thru his skin.
shan0395: oh my G!!!
shan0395: okei gets ko na
shan0395: sakit nun!
Beni: Gets?
Beni: Pero kita lang yung bone
Beni: Hindi nagrip open
Beni: Eeew
shan0395: LANG!
Beni: Wait
Beni: Labo
shan0395: "pero kita LANG yung bone"
Beni: Yung skin hindi na rip, kita mo yung bone.
Beni: Gets?
Beni: Basta!
shan0395: i think soo.
Beni: Bakat yung bone nya thru the skin.
Beni: Yan?
shan0395: ahhh.
shan0395: :|
Beni: Pray for Jervis.
Beni: Let us pray together!
shan0395: :)
Beni: IN THE NAME OF THE FATHA! AND OF THE SON! AND OF THE HOLY GHOST! RELEASE THE DEMONS IN HIS LEG AND LET THE RIP RIGHT OPEN THROUGH IS TORN FLESH AND BLOOD!
Beni: MUHAHAHAHAHA!
Beni: AMEN.
shan0395: :|
shan0395: cge ikaw na lng mag pray.
shan0395: :
shan0395: :|
Beni: :))
Beni: Ano last name mo?
shan0395: :|
Beni: iba na eh
shan0395: lolokohin mo lng ako eh.!
Beni: malay ko b
Beni: ba*
Beni: email lang kasi nakalagay sakin
Beni: walang name
shan0395: Vegafria.
Beni: :))
Beni: =))
Beni: Vega fria
Beni: :))
Beni: Parang vergara!
Beni: :))
Beni: And africa
Beni: =)):))
Beni: Joke joke :|
Beni: :))=))
shan0395: :|
shan0395: baaad1 beni! haha!
Beni: Joke joke:P
Beni: Nakaktawa amp
Beni: :))
shan0395: tsk tsk tsk!
Beni: Seryoso lang, di ko alam meaning nyan...
shan0395: hahaha!
shan0395: sbhin mo.
Beni: Ang weird eh
shan0395: :|
shan0395: "oo" na lng ako.
Beni: Cge cge
Beni: Oo tayong lahat
Beni: Oo

Sh1t VS Alexa Rellosa: Beni Style

Sh1t VS Alexa Rellosa: Beni Style(parental Guidance)

I don't know Alexa personally. She was in OB in the year 2002.

Benipayo Audrei: Psssssssssst
Benipayo Audrei: Kelan ka sa OB?
alexa rellosa: 2002 na yung last year ko sa OB.
alexa rellosa: why?
Benipayo Audrei: Secret
alexa rellosa: PLS.
Benipayo Audrei: Maya.
alexa rellosa: bakit mamaya pa?
alexa rellosa: aalis na ako eh.
Benipayo Audrei: Kasi di mo kilala si Jason reyes?
Benipayo Audrei: Ayyy
Benipayo Audrei: Gay
Benipayo Audrei: Anong section ka?
Benipayo Audrei: 2002?
alexa rellosa: what's with jason reyes?
Benipayo Audrei: You know Jason reyes?
alexa rellosa: anong meron k jason?
alexa rellosa: nope.
Benipayo Audrei: What section were you ba?
alexa rellosa: nakalimutan ko na eh. Kapag nakita ko yung class picture ko sabihin ko agad sayo.
Benipayo Audrei: WTF?
alexa rellosa: bakit kilala ba ako ni jason?
Benipayo Audrei: Nakalimutan mo section mo!?
Benipayo Audrei: Eeeew.
Benipayo Audrei: Niope.
Benipayo Audrei: Nope*
alexa rellosa: oo naman ang tagal na nun.
Benipayo Audrei: I remember my section nung 2002
Benipayo Audrei: Tapos I wasnt in OB
alexa rellosa: ewan ko ba kung E or D.
alexa rellosa: sino ba si jason? kaklase mo ba siya?
Benipayo Audrei: Nope
Benipayo Audrei: he had an accident
Benipayo Audrei: motor bike accident
alexa rellosa: when?
Benipayo Audrei: Nagtricks tricksya
Benipayo Audrei: Tapos he fell and injured his liver
alexa rellosa:
Benipayo Audrei: grabe
Benipayo Audrei: internal bleeding
Benipayo Audrei: He was rushed to the hospital
alexa rellosa: grabe naman yun!
Benipayo Audrei: Sabi ng doctors nagtangal daw sila ng part ng liver nya
Benipayo Audrei: yung dead cells
Benipayo Audrei: Close friend ko yun
Benipayo Audrei: You want to chat with him?
alexa rellosa: pano ko siya ma kaka-chat?
Benipayo Audrei: He has laptop
alexa rellosa: hindi ba nasa hospital pa yun?
alexa rellosa: COOL.
Benipayo Audrei: Nasa hospital nga
Benipayo Audrei: Di lang sya maka kain
Benipayo Audrei: And move
alexa rellosa: awww.
alexa rellosa:
Benipayo Audrei: I told him to add you
alexa rellosa: online ba siya now?
Benipayo Audrei: Yep
Benipayo Audrei: boracay_jason
alexa rellosa: ahh ok.
Benipayo Audrei: Grabe yung injury nya
Benipayo Audrei: Andun ako eh.
Benipayo Audrei: He fell on the handle bars.
alexa rellosa: Cge.
Benipayo Audrei: Tapos internal bleeding, may bruise na ewan na color purple.
alexa rellosa: thank you. BYE. kailangan ko na umalis eh.
Benipayo Audrei: WHAT!
Benipayo Audrei: No!!!
Benipayo Audrei: Talk to him!
Benipayo Audrei:
Benipayo Audrei: Labo
Benipayo Audrei: Kay
Benipayo Audrei: bye
alexa rellosa: anong year ba punasok sa OB si Jason?
Benipayo Audrei: Malay
Benipayo Audrei: E aya sta nun
Benipayo Audrei: Or F

Sh1t VS Jamie Magcale: Guest Sh1tter Vergil Style

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Ok. We have a new segment. Every week, we get a Guest Sh1tter. Who will sh1t for us. And, we will post their work here.

Remember, our RULES apply.
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BTW: Jamie Magcale is a OBLP Student.



Sh1t VS Jamie Magcale: Guest Sh1tter Vergil Style --- Ang patnubay ng magulang ay kinakailangan

Vergil Ruaro: Were you online during 3 AM yesterday?
Vergil Ruaro: Minura mo kasi ako
Vergil Ruaro: ikaw ba yun...?
jaamiiee magcale: i wasn't.
Vergil Ruaro: Damn.
jaamiiee magcale: i did? really?
Vergil Ruaro: Yeah
Vergil Ruaro: Was that you
jaamiiee magcale: No. I was asleep at 3AM.
Vergil Ruaro: damn
Vergil Ruaro: hacker siguro
jaamiiee magcale: What did I say?
Vergil Ruaro: Wait.
Vergil Ruaro: Something like
Vergil Ruaro: Hoi gago humanda ka alam ko san ka nakatira
Vergil Ruaro: like that
jaamiiee magcale: OMG
jaamiiee magcale: That so wasn't me.
Vergil Ruaro: sino yun
jaamiiee magcale: I don't know.
jaamiiee magcale: K. Changing my pass now.
Vergil Ruaro: sayang
Vergil Ruaro: wala ako sa laptop nun
Vergil Ruaro: di nasave archives
jaamiiee magcale: aww.
Vergil Ruaro: dude
Vergil Ruaro: baka may mga nasabi ren sa ibang tao.
jaamiiee magcale: i'll change my pass na
jaamiiee magcale: yeah.
Vergil Ruaro: Mag sorry ka nalang just incase para di sila mag taka let them know if theres a hacker or something
jaamiiee magcale: will do. Salamat, Vergil.
Vergil Ruaro: Np
Vergil Ruaro: was just curious
Vergil Ruaro: why you were online at 3 Am
Vergil Ruaro: O_O_O_O
jaamiiee magcale:
jaamiiee magcale: well i do sometimes stay up late but...
Vergil Ruaro: who could the hacker be anyway...
jaamiiee magcale: that hacker was stupid. if he/she was gonna send a msg like that, dapat naman sana it sounded more like me.
Vergil Ruaro: Oonga eh parang taga tondo
jaamiiee magcale:
Vergil Ruaro: ok goodluck nalang
Vergil Ruaro: i guess.
jaamiiee magcale: aryt. thanks ulit.
Vergil Ruaro: Np
jaamiiee magcale: Someone hacked me kagabi. So, if you got a very rude message from me or saw my status, it wasn't me, promise. And I'm sorry if you guys were offended by him/her. Whoever hacked me... YOU are done, done, and you know what else? DONE! I swear to God, I hate you. Anyway, please pass this on. Thank you so much! -gm.
Vergil Ruaro: hey
jaamiiee magcale: hey hey.
Vergil Ruaro: my cousin wants to add you
Vergil Ruaro: add mo si bulldog_audrei
jaamiiee magcale: ohhhh okay

Sh1t VS Twins: Beni Style

SH1T VS LIM TWINS:Beni Style(Parental Guidance)

PAUL LIM
BUZZ!!!
Benipayo Audrei: Paul
paul lim: ow
Benipayo Audrei: Narinig ko yung nagyari sa kapatid mo
paul lim: yup?
Benipayo Audrei: OK lang ba sya?
paul lim: ano?
Benipayo Audrei: Di mo alam?
paul lim: hnde/
Benipayo Audrei: Yung kahapon
paul lim: hnde?
Benipayo Audrei: May nakapustahan sya
Benipayo Audrei: Tapos atalo
Benipayo Audrei: natalo*
Benipayo Audrei: hindi sya nagbayad
Benipayo Audrei: Tumakbo nalang bigla
paul lim: sino kapustahan nya?
Benipayo Audrei: Di ko din alam
Beni: Pero taga Tondo daw
paul lim: prang linoloko mo lang ako ah
Benipayo Audrei: Hindi ah
Benipayo Audrei: Seryoso ako
BUZZ!!!
Benipayo Audrei: Magingat ka
paul lim: alam mo bkt nasa bahay siya ngayon may sakit
Benipayo Audrei: Balita ko gangster sila
Benipayo Audrei: Baka yan yung chinese shit
Benipayo Audrei: Pare kumain kayo ng maling noh?
paul lim: hnde ah
Benipayo Audrei: Kasi may swine flu yan
Benipayo Audrei: MALING IS LOVE
paul lim: hahahaa
Benipayo Audrei: Pare
paul lim:
paul lim: o
Benipayo Audrei: Nainjection ata kapatid mo ng chinese shit
paul lim: hahaha
paul lim: o ano nang yari sa na kapustahan ng kapatid ko?? hahaha
Benipayo Audrei: Nung tumakas ata sya
Benipayo Audrei: Nahanap sya few minutes later
Benipayo Audrei: Knock out ata sya nun eh
Beni: Tapos ininjection sya ng chinese drug ewan
paul lim: hahaha
Benipayo Audrei: worried?
Benipayo Audrei: Ano akala mo?
Benipayo Audrei: Joke toh?
paul lim: oo
paul lim: nasa bahay siya apat na araw na
paul lim: haha
Benipayo Audrei: Last week nga eh
Benipayo Audrei: Di ka pa nakikinig?
paul lim: hahaha
paul lim: Benipayo Audrei: Yung kahapon
paul lim: hahaha
Benipayo Audrei: Hindi ulol ka
Benipayo Audrei: Kahapon yun para sakin
paul lim: hahahah
Benipayo Audrei: Kasi na coma ako
paul lim: hahhah
Benipayo Audrei: Seryoso...
paul lim: an dito si peter ngayon
Benipayo Audrei: Akala mo lang
Benipayo Audrei: illusion yan
paul lim: hahaha
paul lim has signed out. (5/13/2009 6:32 PM)


FEW MINUTES LATER....

PETER LIM
Benipayo Audrei: OK ka na?
peter lim: medyo
Benipayo Audrei: Kasi narinig ko yung nagyari sayo kahapon
peter lim: ano?
Benipayo Audrei: bakit ka tumakbo?
Benipayo Audrei: Di ka nalang nagbayad
peter lim: tumakbo?
peter lim: ??
peter lim: saan??
Benipayo Audrei: Oo
Benipayo Audrei: Diba? Di mo maalala?
Benipayo Audrei: Kasi nakipag pustahan ka last week\
Benipayo Audrei: Tapos tumakbo ka kasi talo ka
Benipayo Audrei: Kaso naabutan ka
Benipayo Audrei: Ininject ka ng chinese poison shit
Benipayo Audrei: kaya siguro nakalimutan mo na
peter lim:
peter lim:
Benipayo Audrei: Ano akala mo? Joke toh?
Benipayo Audrei: Pare baka mamatay ka dahil sa chinese shit na yan
peter lim: sinabe sakin ni paul
Benipayo Audrei: Buti pa sya naaalala nya
peter lim:

Funny Sh1t!

By Vergil Ruaro.

Sh1t VS Gabriel Cervantes: Jason Style

Sh1t VS Gabriel Cervantes: Jason Style --- Nothing bad. Just me.

Warning: Gabby wasn't hacked, I was just joking.

FYI: Jonathan Kent is the foster father of Superman. :D

Jason: Gabby.
Jason: Ikaw ba yan?
gabriel cervantes: yes
Jason: Nag online ka ba kahapon?
gabriel cervantes: I don't think so
Jason: Sure ka ba?
Jason: Kasi 2AM yesterday. May nag PM sakin. Kinukulit ako.
Jason: Ikaw ba yun?
gabriel cervantes: I'm asleep by then
Jason: Sure ka?
Jason: Then who turned your Y
gabriel cervantes: yes
Jason: Y!M online yesterday?
gabriel cervantes: don't know
gabriel cervantes: hacker ata
Jason: Damn.
Jason: Someone's hacking you.
Jason: Teka,
Jason: Ikaw ba yan?
Jason: SURE KA SI GABBY KA?
gabriel cervantes: yes.
gabriel cervantes: yeah
Jason: Ok Ok.
Jason: Tae. Who tried to hack you?
Jason: Do you have any idea sino?
gabriel cervantes: I don't know anyone who would
Jason: He trash talked me e.
Jason: He told me I was bobo and ugly.
Jason: Then, yun sinabi mo yun. Alam ko na hindi ikaw yun.
Jason: You wouldn't say anything like that to me. Wouldn't you?
gabriel cervantes: do you have the conversation?
gabriel cervantes: no
Jason: No.
Jason: Wala sakin yung archives e.
Jason: Di naka save.
gabriel cervantes: ok
Jason: Tae.
Jason: I think I have an idea.
gabriel cervantes: I'll change my pass
Jason: Yeah. You should.
Jason: I think I have an idea who hacked you.
gabriel cervantes: who?
Jason: Opps. Wait.
Jason: Tawag ako ng Mom ko.
Jason: Teka.
gabriel cervantes: ok
Jason: Back.
Jason: Sabi nung hacker sakin.
Jason: His name was Jonathan.
Jason: Pero, biglang dineny niya
Jason: Joke lang raw.
Jason: Meaning, name nga niya Jonathan.
gabriel cervantes: don't know any jonathans
Jason: Sure ka?
Jason: Di mo kilala si Jonathan?
Jason: Yung nakasama natin sa school noon
Jason: ?
Jason: Doon sa gym.
Jason: Nakita natin siya.
Jason: Tagal na nun e.
Jason: Nakita natin sa gym.
Jason: Inaasar ka.
Jason: Tapos, tinitingnan ko ng masama, tapos umalis
Jason: You don't rememberhim?
Jason: Last name niya yata Kent.
Jason: You don't remember?

gabriel cervantes has signed back in. (5/13/2009 10:34 PM)

Jason: Yo?
gabriel cervantes: sorry internet messed p
gabriel cervantes: up*
Jason: Oh.
Jason: Ayun.
Jason: Name niya Jonathan Kent. Grade Five yata.
Jason: You don't know him?
Jason: Siya lang only Jonathan na kilala ko e.
gabriel cervantes: never heard of him
Jason: Sure?
Jason: But, don't you recall it?
gabriel cervantes: yeah
Jason: You recall it?
gabriel cervantes: no I don't
Jason: You remember Jonathan? Kahit konte lang?
Jason: Hmm.
Jason: Pero, siya siguro yun
gabriel cervantes: I don't remember him.grade 5 classmate ?
Jason: No. Grade 5 Student. Last year.
Jason: I mean.First Year tayo.
gabriel cervantes: no
Jason: Really? You don't remember him?
Jason: h well.
Jason: I'm sure he hacked you.
Jason: Have you changed your password na?
gabriel cervantes: not yet...
Jason: Change it na.
Jason: Gabby. Seryoso. If he hacked your account again.
gabriel cervantes: I forgot how eh...
Jason: Di ko alam sino mga nakausap niya e.
Jason: Gagi, pag may nakausap siya na iba.
gabriel cervantes is typing a message.
gabriel cervantes: I'll send a GM
Jason: Baka murahin lang niya.
Jason: Ok.


gabriel cervantes: I got hacked yesterday ! If I chatted with you yesterday then it wasn't me sorry if the hacker told you something. <- This was a GM. Confirmed by Zia Lim.

Jason: Sige Gabby. Good luck nalang.
gabriel cervantes: thanks dude
Jason: No problem man.

An announcement of him being hacked:
http://gabcerv.multiply.com/journal/item/4/Crap_Hacker

SH1T.

DON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT SH1T MOMENTS. SO WE COULD SH1T MORE PEOPLE. AND NO ONE WOULD SUSPECT US SH1TTING THEM.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION. :D

*READ THE RULES PLEASE. :D*

Sh1t VS Allen Lumanta: Jason Style

Sh1t VS Allen Lumanta: Jason Style --- Parental Guidance is advised. (PURE SWEARING.)

Warning: Allen isn't a hacker here. It is just a joke.

Jason (5/13/2009 9:23:39 PM): HOY HACKER.
Allen Lumanta (5/13/2009 9:23:50 PM): huh
Jason (5/13/2009 9:24:00 PM): BAKIT MO HINAHACK SI ALLEN?
Jason (5/13/2009 9:24:06 PM): ANO BA GINAWA NIYA SAYO?
Allen Lumanta (5/13/2009 9:24:24 PM): allen 2
Jason (5/13/2009 9:24:30 PM): SINUNGALING KA PA.
Jason (5/13/2009 9:24:32 PM): ALAM KO HACKER KA.
Jason (5/13/2009 9:24:53 PM): KINAUSAP AKO KAHAPON NI ALLEN. NAG ONLINE SIYA KAHAPON NG 2 AM. SABI NIYA MAY HACKER RAW.
Jason (5/13/2009 9:25:40 PM): HOY HACKER.
Jason (5/13/2009 9:25:47 PM): TIGILAN MO NA NGA SI ALLEN.
Jason (5/13/2009 9:25:55 PM): PAANO MO BA NALAMAN ACCOUNT PASSWORD NIYA?
Allen Lumanta (5/13/2009 9:26:15 PM): shit
Allen Lumanta (5/13/2009 9:26:17 PM): meron
Allen Lumanta (5/13/2009 9:26:25 PM): panu ba magpalit ng pass
Allen Lumanta (5/13/2009 9:26:33 PM): allen nga 2
Jason (5/13/2009 9:26:37 PM): BAKIT KO SASABIHIN SAYO. HACKER KA E.
Jason (5/13/2009 9:26:52 PM): HINDI KA SI ALLEN. IMPOSSIBLE. SABI NGA NIYA SAKIN MAY MAG HAHACK SAKANYA.
Jason (5/13/2009 9:27:15 PM): Eto sabi niya o:
Allen Lumanta (5/13/2009 9:27:30 PM): allen 2
Jason (5/13/2009 9:27:57 PM): Allen Lumanta: Uy, may nag hahack sakin. di ako magoonline bukas. pag meron. murahin mo.
Jason (5/13/2009 9:27:59 PM): Yan o.
Jason (5/13/2009 9:28:01 PM): Sabi niya kahapon
Allen Lumanta (5/13/2009 9:28:30 PM): allen nga 2 2log na ako ng 2 am
Jason (5/13/2009 9:28:52 PM): Allen ka? Imposible nga. hacker ka e. Sabi niya, DI RAW SIYA MAGOONLINE NAYUN.
Jason (5/13/2009 9:28:55 PM): PERO TINBGNAN MO O.
Jason (5/13/2009 9:28:59 PM): NAG ONLINE KA.
Allen Lumanta (5/13/2009 9:29:16 PM): magtanung ka ng personal masasagot kjo
Jason (5/13/2009 9:29:38 PM): Kailan birthday ng tatay ko?
Jason (5/13/2009 9:30:35 PM): O? ANO HACKER? WAG MO NGA IHACK SI ALLEN. MAAYOS NAMAN BUHAY NIYA? ANG BAIT NIYA? BAKIT MO SIYA KAILANGAN IHACK?
Jason (5/13/2009 9:31:05 PM): Kahapon, nung 2am, sinabi ko sayo kailan birthday ng tatay ko.
Jason (5/13/2009 9:31:08 PM): Bakit nayun di mo na alam?
Allen Lumanta (5/13/2009 9:31:20 PM): kasi d nmn kita natanung dyan
Allen Lumanta (5/13/2009 9:31:31 PM): w8 pakita ko sau sa web cam
Jason (5/13/2009 9:31:42 PM): Di pwede mag webcam PC ko.
Jason (5/13/2009 9:31:50 PM): Masisira yung screen.
Jason (5/13/2009 9:31:54 PM): WAG MO NALANG IHACK SI ALLEN
Jason (5/13/2009 9:32:08 PM): Mag rerestart PC ko kung may nag Youtube o Webcam/
Jason (5/13/2009 9:32:13 PM): WG MO NALANG IHACK SI ALLEN.
Jason (5/13/2009 9:32:19 PM): DI MO NGA ALAM KAILAN BIRTHDAY NG TATAY KO E.
Jason (5/13/2009 9:32:28 PM): SINABI KO KAHAPON KAILAN.
Jason (5/13/2009 9:32:35 PM): PARA MAY MATANONG AKO SA TOTOONG ALLEN.
Jason (5/13/2009 9:32:46 PM): BAKIT MO BA SIYA KAILANGAN IHACK?
Jason (5/13/2009 9:32:47 PM): POTA.
Jason (5/13/2009 9:32:54 PM): ANG BAET NIYA E. TAPOS IGAGANYAN MO SIYA.
Allen Lumanta (5/13/2009 9:32:57 PM): ako nga si allen
Allen Lumanta (5/13/2009 9:33:06 PM): magtanung ka ng iba
Jason (5/13/2009 9:33:10 PM): Sige.
Jason (5/13/2009 9:33:18 PM): Eto yung alternate question ko kahapon
Jason (5/13/2009 9:33:32 PM): Ano whole name ng kuya ko na panganay.
Allen Lumanta (5/13/2009 9:34:33 PM): d ko rin alam yan
Allen Lumanta (5/13/2009 9:34:34 PM): mga nangyari sa classroom
Jason (5/13/2009 9:35:02 PM): Di ko pwede sabihan sayo
Jason (5/13/2009 9:35:06 PM): SA CLSASSROOM LANG NAMIN YUN E
Jason (5/13/2009 9:35:07 PM): HACKER KA.
Jason (5/13/2009 9:35:09 PM): DI KITA KILALA.
Jason (5/13/2009 9:35:13 PM): BAKIT KO SAYO SAABIHIN UN?
Jason (5/13/2009 9:36:20 PM): ANO NA HACKER.
Jason (5/13/2009 9:36:23 PM): WAG MO IHACK SI ALLEN.
Jason (5/13/2009 9:36:54 PM): TIGILAN MO NA SIYA GAGO
Jason (5/13/2009 9:36:56 PM): POTANGINA MO,.
Jason (5/13/2009 9:36:57 PM): HACKER
Allen Lumanta (5/13/2009 9:37:15 PM): pinagtritripan mo lng ba ako
Jason (5/13/2009 9:37:44 PM): BAKIT NAMAN KITA PAGTRTRIPAN?
Jason (5/13/2009 9:37:46 PM): HACKER KA E.
Allen Lumanta (5/13/2009 9:37:46 PM): allen nga 2
Jason (5/13/2009 9:37:56 PM): HINDI AKO MANINIWALA SAYO.
Jason (5/13/2009 9:37:58 PM): LIAR.
Jason (5/13/2009 9:38:00 PM): HACKER KA E.
Allen Lumanta (5/13/2009 9:38:09 PM): tanung ka tungkol sakin masasagot ko
Allen Lumanta (5/13/2009 9:38:31 PM): imposible na malaman ng haker yan
Jason (5/13/2009 9:38:33 PM): Ano yung cod ena binigay mo sakin kahapon ng 2am?
Jason (5/13/2009 9:38:45 PM): Dapat alam mo.
Jason (5/13/2009 9:38:51 PM): Ikaw nag sabi sakin e
Allen Lumanta (5/13/2009 9:39:05 PM): d nga ako online nung madaling araw
Allen Lumanta (5/13/2009 9:39:08 PM): 2log ako
Allen Lumanta (5/13/2009 9:39:23 PM): at madalas akong invi
Jason (5/13/2009 9:39:27 PM): OO. HACKER KA E.
Jason (5/13/2009 9:39:39 PM): IBIG SABIHIN NUN
Jason (5/13/2009 9:39:43 PM): LAGI MO SIYA HINAHACK?
Jason (5/13/2009 9:39:44 PM): POTA KA.
Allen Lumanta (5/13/2009 9:39:46 PM): ako si allen
Jason (5/13/2009 9:39:50 PM): TIGILAN MO NA NGA SI ALLEN.
Jason (5/13/2009 9:39:55 PM): BAKIT NAMAN KITA PAGNINIWALAAN?
Jason (5/13/2009 9:39:58 PM): DI MO NGA ALAM YUNG CODE E.
Allen Lumanta (5/13/2009 9:40:02 PM): ako nga c allen nak ng pota
Jason (5/13/2009 9:40:08 PM): MAY PROF KA BA?
Allen Lumanta (5/13/2009 9:40:14 PM): anung code cge
Allen Lumanta (5/13/2009 9:40:19 PM): oo
Jason (5/13/2009 9:40:24 PM): YUNG CODE AY YAK
Jason (5/13/2009 9:40:26 PM): YAK
Jason (5/13/2009 9:40:28 PM): POTA.
Jason (5/13/2009 9:40:33 PM): ANG DALI DALI MAALALA.
Jason (5/13/2009 9:40:35 PM): TAPOS DI MO ALAM.
Allen Lumanta (5/13/2009 9:40:38 PM): may proof ako
Jason (5/13/2009 9:40:40 PM): ANO BA YAN?
Jason (5/13/2009 9:40:42 PM): SAAN!
Jason (5/13/2009 9:40:45 PM): ASAN PROOF MO!
Jason (5/13/2009 9:40:55 PM): AYAW NA KITA KAUSAPIN
Jason (5/13/2009 9:40:56 PM): HACKER KA E.
Jason (5/13/2009 9:41:01 PM): WAG MO NA AKO KAUSAPIN TANGINA MO
Jason (5/13/2009 9:41:07 PM): HACKER KA POTA.
Jason (5/13/2009 9:41:12 PM): WAG MO NA AKO KAKAUSAPIN GAGO
Allen Lumanta (5/13/2009 9:41:52 PM): ako si allen teacher ko si mr atienza classmate ko kayo at kinompose ko ung jollibee rap remix
Jason (5/13/2009 9:42:04 PM): POTANGINA. TAGA CLASSROOM KA NOH?
Jason (5/13/2009 9:42:07 PM): SINO KA?
Jason (5/13/2009 9:42:12 PM): TAGA SCHOOL KA BA NAMIN?
Jason (5/13/2009 9:42:14 PM): HACKER KA POTANGINA MO
Jason (5/13/2009 9:42:19 PM): WAG MO NA AKO KAKAUSAPIN. HACKER.
Jason (5/13/2009 9:42:27 PM): BAKA MAPATAY PA KITA. WAG MO NA IHACK SI ALLEN.
Jason (5/13/2009 9:42:33 PM): SOBRANG BAIT NIYAN TAPOS IHAHACK MO SIA.
Allen Lumanta (5/13/2009 9:45:26 PM): jason david reyes ka
Allen Lumanta (5/13/2009 9:45:36 PM): kita na lng tayu sa first day
Allen Lumanta (5/13/2009 9:45:46 PM): para maniwala ka
Jason (5/13/2009 9:46:00 PM): Wag ka na. Hacker ka pota.
Jason (5/13/2009 9:46:04 PM): Wag mo na guluhin si Allen.
Jason (5/13/2009 9:46:06 PM): Tangina mo.
Allen Lumanta (5/13/2009 9:46:17 PM): bahala ka nga

SH1T VS Dominic M.: Beni Style (Dont know the spelling of his last name.)

SH1T VS DOMINIC: Beni Style


Beni: Dominic
Beni: Bakit mo binabastos si Jason?
Beni: Ha?
Dominic: sup tol
Beni: Nag sumbong sakine h
Beni: eh*
Dominic: di ko lang alam kung ano gawin ko
Dominic: tummawa or magalit hahaha
Beni: Labo
Dominic: lam mo ba kung kailan kami last nag usap??
Beni: Ako dapat nagsasab nyan
Beni: nagsasabi*
Beni: BInastos mo daw sya last week eh
Beni: Nagkita daw kayo sa prom
Dominic: hahaha
Dominic: nasa japanako >.<
Dominic: hahaha
Beni: Yan ba best excuse mo?
Beni: Babastusin mo kaibigan ko
Beni: Pagtapos natin maglaro ng billiards last week
Beni: Pag alis ko binastos mo daw sya
Beni: Pinagmumura mo sya
Dominic: hahahahahha
Dominic: style mo hahahhaha
Dominic: nasa japan ako hahaha\
Beni: wag mo nga ibahin yung subject
Beni: Na troma si Jason
Beni: Nasa St. Lukes sya ngayon
Beni: Dahil sa ginawa mo
Dominic: hahahhahahhaa :))
Beni: 1 week na sya dun
Beni: Ano?
Beni: Ha?
Beni: Sige
Beni: Pagdating mo dito
Beni: Tignan natin kung ano gagawin ko sayo
Beni: Pag balik mo sa airport
Beni: magiging DMIA na yung NAIA
Beni: Pag baba mo palang ng plane patay ka na
Beni: Unless
Beni: dalan mo ko ng sushi
Dominic: sorry lumabas ako
Dominic: sushi lang?
Dominic: gusto mo babae pa
Beni: Hmmm
Beni: Yung mga babae kasi dyan parang hentai eh
Beni: Yung grabeng payat pero grabeng laki ng boobs
Dominic: puro pangit nga lang kasi lahat ng magaganda na sakin na hahaha
Beni: Tapos mumurahin mo pa ko
Dominic: haha
Beni: Magiging DMIA talaga yung airport na pupuntahan mo
Dominic: lol ahaha
Dominic: ano ka sniper?
Beni: Hindi
Dominic: sige AWP mo ko aahahaha
Beni: Gagamitin ko yung pumatay kay Ninoy
Beni: Scared, aren't you?
Dominic: >.<
Dominic: andito tatay ko pati nanay ko
Dominic: ako utus utusan
Beni: Astig
Beni: Mga hapon talaga
Dominic: haha ulol di ako hapon
Beni: SO?
Beni: Adopted ka eh
Dominic: ulol
Beni: Di mo ba alam?
Beni: Kaya siguro binastos mo si Jason
Dominic: DI mo ba alam na mas malaki titi ko?
Beni: Masmalaki titi mo kasi pati yung adopted
Dominic: Hahahaha :))
Dominic: mas malaki titi ko kesa sayo jhahahaa
Beni: tama ka
Beni: Kasi fake titi mo
Beni: Kaya may advantage ko
Beni: ka*
Dominic: good hahaha
Dominic: ulol hahaha
Dominic: paano magiging ffafke to
Dominic: ?
Dominic: "fake
Beni: Kasi pareho kayo ng parents mo
Beni: FAKE
Dominic: ulol
Dominic: tangna hahhahahha
Dominic: kagaguhan mo tangna haahhahaha
Beni: Ay cge
Beni: Murahin mo lang ako
Dominic: hahahaha
Beni: tatawagin ko mga yakuza friends ko
Dominic: sige na kiss na kita :*
Dominic: hahahah
Beni: :*
Dominic: tawagin ko Italian Mafia pati Japanese Yakuza friends ko
Dominic: hahahahaha
Beni: Tawagin ko si Og Sacred
Beni: Ano ka ngayon bitch>?
Dominic: Og Sacred?
Beni: Gago di mo ya kilala?
Beni: Magingat ka
Beni: Patay ka na pagbalik mo dito
Beni: Kapatid nya si OG Scared
Dominic: sino yun?
Beni: pare philippine gangster yan
Dominic: ohhh
Dominic: lumabas sa tv?
Beni: Malay ko ba
Beni: Gusto mo tawagin ko din si Brad Pitt eh
Beni: dalin ko yung fight club crew nya dito
Dominic: hahahaha
Dominic: tawagin ko si Pacquiao
Dominic: oh, laban? hahaha
Beni: Tumba si Paquiao kay Brad Pitt
Dominic: wait lang
Dominic: shower muna ako
Dominic: sige tol
Dominic: bye
Beni: Bye

SH1t VS Giles Mauleon: Beni Style

SH1T VS Giles Mauleon: Beni Style (Parental Guidance)

Beni: Giles
Beni: Narinig ko yung nagyari sa aso mo
big_eyes_giles: ano?
Beni: Buhay pa ba sya?
big_eyes_giles: hahaha
Beni: Ha? Kinuha daw sya ni jervis eh.
big_eyes_giles: ano yn
big_eyes_giles: haaha sino nagsabi?
Beni: Yung kaibigan ko
big_eyes_giles: hahah ndi ah
Beni: Andun sya nung kinuha ni Jervis aso mo eh
big_eyes_giles: lol
Beni: Nasa GH tayo nun eh
Beni: Dumaan si Jervis sa bahay mo
Beni: Remember?
big_eyes_giles: ndi eh
Beni: Na lasing ka ata nun eh
Beni: Diba? Last week?
big_eyes_giles: hahaha
Beni: Nagbilliards tayo
big_eyes_giles: ndi ko maalala lasing ata ako nun
Beni: Ay oo!
Beni: lasing ka nun
Beni: Pumunta pa nga ako sa bahay mo para baba ka eh
Beni: 300 taxi ko nun
Beni: Magpasalamat ka
big_eyes_giles: hahaha
big_eyes_giles: 100 lng kata
Beni: Pare lasing ka nun
Beni: Ang traffic
Beni: May nasagasaan kasi
Beni: dun sa santolan
big_eyes_giles: kala ko nasa baclaran tayo nun
Beni: Hindi
Beni: Last month naman yun eh
big_eyes_giles: diba pumunta tayo sa adonis
Beni: Oo
Beni: After India
Beni: nung nagextra tayo sa Jai ho video
big_eyes_giles: oonga tayo yung mga nasa train ng jai ho video
Beni: OO
Beni: Di lang ala ng mga tao pero binunts natin lahat sila
Beni: alam*
big_eyes_giles: oonga kaya nga wala ng balita sa pussycat dolls kasi tumatago sila dahil buntis
Beni: OO, tapos nagplant tayo ng bomb sa base nila.
big_eyes_giles: oonga tapos nagyabang tayo parang si macky
Beni: Kasi "blowjob glock ampghf"
Beni: :))
big_eyes_giles: hahaha tapos nang napatay tayo sabi natin" nagjajakol pako eh amphioernvwetybv"
Beni: Oo
Beni: Tapos nung napatay natin sya sabi nya "madami kayo eh ampghfutaphile"
big_eyes_giles: cge na nga gtg na
big_eyes_giles: haha
big_eyes_giles has signed off.