Sh1t VS Pico Pi, Kat Dizon and Trisha Gallardo: Guest Sh1tter Francis Style

Sh1t VS Pico Pi: Guest Sh1tter Francis Style --- This sh1t contains highly explicit swearing and cursing, may cause nausea, dizzyness, athlete's foot, athlete's dick, pregnancy, high pleasure in gambling, expecting mothers, congratulations, happy mothers day, and may cause uhmm........... forgetfulness.

Francis Gozar: Pico.
Sir Pascua: bkt?
Francis Gozar: Ano sinasabi mo kay Gino na bading ako?
Sir Pascua: ako??
Francis Gozar: Oo.
Sir Pascua: hindi ah
Francis Gozar: Ikaw daw.
Sir Pascua: nde ako!
Francis Gozar: Tignan mo pa sabi nya.
Sir Pascua: gago yun eh!
Sir Pascua: bakla
Francis Gozar: Gino Lago (5/24/2009 1:28:46 PM): alam mo, sabi skin ni pico na bading ka daw. tapos kung ano ano kinekwnto skin.
Francis Gozar: Oh?
Francis Gozar: Ano kinekwento mo sakin?
Sir Pascua: gago yun eh
Francis Gozar: Puta, ano nga?
Sir Pascua: wala nga
Francis Gozar: Oh?
Sir Pascua: niloloko ka lng ni Gino
Francis Gozar: Bakit nya sinabi yan?
Sir Pascua: malay ko ba sa bakla na yun
Sir Pascua: xa ang gagohin mo
Francis Gozar: Puta, kaibigan ko rin si Gino, wag mo tatawagin na bakla yun.
Francis Gozar: Hoy! Ano ba?
Sir Pascua: puta kaibigan na bakla un
Francis Gozar: Ano kinekwento nga mo sakin?
Sir Pascua: wala nga eh
Francis Gozar: Ano ngayon kung bakla sya?
Sir Pascua: sinungaling yun gago na un
Sir Pascua: fag
Sir Pascua: gay
Sir Pascua: mahilig sa mga lalaki
Francis Gozar: Ikaw ata yun eh.
Sir Pascua: nde ah
Francis Gozar: Puta, umayos ka.
Sir Pascua: umaayos ka din ha
Francis Gozar: Bakit ako aayos?
Francis Gozar: Ikaw yung nagkwkwento ng ano ano dyan eh..
Sir Pascua: maniwla ka sa mga bagay na totoo
Sir Pascua: kaw kya
Francis Gozar: Eh syempre, maniniwala ako kay Gino kasi kaibigan ko sya.
Sir Pascua: pak shet
Sir Pascua: pati naamn ako eh
Francis Gozar: Di katulad mo, kaibigan mo ako pero kung ano ano kinwkwento mo kay Gino na masama.
Francis Gozar: TSS.
Francis Gozar: Wag ka na mag-kunwari.
Sir Pascua: pfft
Sir Pascua: weh
Sir Pascua: walang silbi si gino
Francis Gozar: Weh mo rin.
Francis Gozar: Ikaw ang walang silbi.
Sir Pascua: sama sama
Sir Pascua: tsk
Francis Gozar: Kinwkwento mo kay Gino na sinungaling.
Sir Pascua: gago un e
Francis Gozar: PUTA, SI GINO PA YUNG MASAMA?!
Francis Gozar: IKAW YUNG GAGO, ULOL.
Francis Gozar: WAG MO NA KASI ITAGO.
Sir Pascua: Oo
Sir Pascua: si Gino yung masama
Sir Pascua: kasama ka na dun
Francis Gozar: ALAM KO KUNG ANO ANO PINAGSASABI MO KAY GINO.
Francis Gozar: AKO PA YUNG MASAMA.
Sir Pascua: katulad ng?
Sir Pascua: Oo
Sir Pascua: kaw
Sir Pascua: kaw pa nga nagagalit dyan
Francis Gozar: EH SYEMPRE.
Sir Pascua: nanahimik lng ako
Sir Pascua: tas ikaw pa nagagalit
Francis Gozar: SINO BA DI MAGAGALIT KUNG TINATAWAG MO AKONG BADING SA IBANG TAO.
Sir Pascua: knina mo pa ako pinagmumura
Sir Pascua: tas nde pa ako galit
Francis Gozar: EH KASI ALAM MO NA MALI YUNG GINAWA MO KAYA KA GANYAN.
Francis Gozar: TINATAGO MO PA KASI.
Sir Pascua: wala ako tinatago
Sir Pascua: noh
Francis Gozar: AKALA KO PA NAMAN NA MABAIT KA.
Sir Pascua: kala mo lng
Francis Gozar: TAPOS TATAWAGIN MO RIN PALA AKONG BADING SA LIKOD KO.
Francis Gozar: NAPAKA SAMA MO.
Sir Pascua: nde ah
Sir Pascua: si Gino
Sir Pascua: un
Sir Pascua: kaw naman din ah
Sir Pascua: masama ka
Francis Gozar: MATATAWAG MO PA SARILI MONG OFFICER?
Sir Pascua: Oo
Sir Pascua: bkt
Sir Pascua: ?
Francis Gozar: AKO BA YUNG NAGSISINUNGALING?
Sir Pascua: Oo!
Sir Pascua: naniwla ka agad kay Gino
Francis Gozar: ANG OFFICER, DI NAG SISINUNGALING.
Sir Pascua: wla pa nga proof
Francis Gozar: ETO NGA OH.
Francis Gozar: NAKA-SAVE PA SA ARCHIVES KO.
Sir Pascua: geh
Francis Gozar: Gino Lago (5/24/2009 1:28:46 PM): alam mo, sabi skin ni pico na bading ka daw. tapos kung ano ano kinekwnto skin.
Francis Gozar: OH.
Francis Gozar: TSS.
Sir Pascua: nde nya pinakita yung cnab nya
Sir Pascua: cnab ko*
Francis Gozar: ANO?!
Francis Gozar: SH1T, WAG KA NA MAGSINUNGALING.
Francis Gozar: HULI KA NA EH.
Sir Pascua: wala nga
Francis Gozar: UMAMIN KA NA KASI.
Francis Gozar: KUNG AYAW MO MAGING MALING.
Sir Pascua: okay sige
Sir Pascua: wala ako
Sir Pascua: cnab
Sir Pascua: ayun totoo na
Francis Gozar: HINDI EH.
Francis Gozar: WAG KA NA KASI MAGSINUNGALING!
Sir Pascua: wala nga!
Francis Gozar: AMININ MO NA TINAWAG MO AKONG BADING SA LIKOD KO.
Sir Pascua: nde nga e!
Francis Gozar: SAAN PATUNAY MO?!!?
Francis Gozar: PROOF!
Sir Pascua: anung proof???
Francis Gozar: KANINA KA PA HINDI NG HINDI EH.
Sir Pascua: xmpre wala!
Sir Pascua: kasi wala naman ako cnab
Francis Gozar: OH, TIGNAN MO?
Francis Gozar: HINDI, WALA KANG PROOF KASI TINATAGO MO.
Sir Pascua: wala!
Sir Pascua: cge nga
Sir Pascua: nsan yung proof ni Gino na cnab ko un?>
Francis Gozar: pico pics: ah c francis?
pico pics: bading yun eh
Gino Lago: gago, pag nalaman nya na tinawag mo na bading yun, magagalit yun
pico pics: wla akong paki
Francis Gozar: Oh?
Francis Gozar: Pinakita nya sakin yan,
Sir Pascua: tangina
Sir Pascua: nde ko yan cnab noh
Francis Gozar: Tapos kinwento nya kung ano yung sinasabi mo.
Francis Gozar: ULOL. KUNYARI.
Sir Pascua: wala
Francis Gozar: AYAN NA NGA EH.
Francis Gozar: MAY PROOF NA NGA EH.
Sir Pascua: loko lng yan!
Sir Pascua: ginawa nya lng yan
Francis Gozar: TSS.
Francis Gozar: ULOL.
Francis Gozar: SINABI NYA SAKIN NA WAG DAW SABIHIN SAKIN.
Sir Pascua: puta labo?
Francis Gozar: TANGA.
Francis Gozar: SABI NYA NA SABI MO DAW NA WAG SABIHIN SAKIN.
Sir Pascua: puta labo naman tlga
Sir Pascua: ayan oh
Sir Pascua: kaw ang tanga e
Francis Gozar: AT LEAST DI AKO SINUNGALING.
Francis Gozar: TULAD MO.
Sir Pascua: nde ka lng naniniwla sa mga bagay na totoo
Francis Gozar: TOTOO NAMAN SABI NI GINO AH.
Sir Pascua: nde kaya
Francis Gozar: IKAW YUNG HINDI NAGSASABI NG TOTOO.
Francis Gozar: ANO?
Francis Gozar: YUN NALANG BA LAGI SASABIHIN MO?
Sir Pascua: naniwala ka agad sa kanya
Sir Pascua: Oo
Francis Gozar: HINDI, HINDI, HINDI?
Sir Pascua: bkt ba?
Sir Pascua: kasi totoo naman
Sir Pascua: Oo
Francis Gozar: PUTA, HULI KA NA NGA EH.
Sir Pascua: wala nga eh
Francis Gozar: ANONG WALA?
Francis Gozar: ANO NGA TO?
Sir Pascua: wala akong cnasbe
Francis Gozar: pico pics: ah c francis?
pico pics: bading yun eh
Gino Lago: gago, pag nalaman nya na tinawag mo na bading yun, magagalit yun
pico pics: wla akong paki
Francis Gozar: ANO YAN?
Sir Pascua: puta gawa gwa lng yan
Sir Pascua: gwa gawa lng
Francis Gozar: OO, IKAW GUMAWA.
Francis Gozar: TSS.
Sir Pascua: naniwla ka agad
Francis Gozar: KASI TOTOO DAW EH.
Sir Pascua: panu ka sure?>
Francis Gozar: SABI NYA EH.
Sir Pascua: sbe ko na nga nde eh
Francis Gozar: HINDI KA NG HINDI.
Sir Pascua: kasi totoo nga
Francis Gozar: MAY PROOF NA NGA AKO EH.
Sir Pascua: gwa gwa lng nga
Francis Gozar: ANO GUSTO MO? SAPAKAN?
Sir Pascua: geh ba!
Francis Gozar: O SIGE.
Francis Gozar: MAMAYA.
Francis Gozar: PUTA.
Sir Pascua: cge mamaya
Francis Gozar: DALIN MO LAHAT NG KAIBIGAN MO.
Sir Pascua: cge ba
Sir Pascua: game
Francis Gozar: LAHAT NG BADING MONG KAIBIGAN.
Sir Pascua: Oo
Francis Gozar: MGA WALANG TITI.
Sir Pascua: sama ko na si Gino dun
Sir Pascua: katulad mo
Francis Gozar: ULOL MO, GAGO.
Sir Pascua: Gago mo din
Francis Gozar: OO NA, FUCKER.
Francis Gozar: ALIS NA.
Sir Pascua: okay
Francis Gozar: SA OB AH?
Sir Pascua: sige ba
Francis Gozar: Pico, I just sh1t on you.

Sh1t VS Kat Dizon: Guest Sh1tter Francis Style --- This sh1t contains highly explicit swearing and cursing, may cause nausea, dizzyness, athlete's foot, athlete's dick, pregnancy, high pleasure in gambling, expecting mothers, congratulations, happy mothers day, and may cause uhmm........... forgetfulness.

Francis Gozar: Kat.
Katrina Dizon: yes?
Francis Gozar: Have you heard na what happened to Pico?
Katrina Dizon: no.
Francis Gozar: Hindi nya pa nakwento sayo?
Katrina Dizon: nope.
Francis Gozar: He's in the hospital right now.
Katrina Dizon: what? :|
Katrina Dizon: seriously?
Francis Gozar: Oo.
Francis Gozar: Kahapon kasi, nag-airsoft sila.
Francis Gozar: Tapos, si Gino, nabaril nya yung Left Eye ni Pico.
Francis Gozar: Dumugo, tapos maaga sila umuwi.
Francis Gozar: Tapos nandun parin yung bullet sa eye ni Pico.
Katrina Dizon: ew. :|
Francis Gozar: Tapos he had to be operated para matangal.
Katrina Dizon: pero he's okay naman na diba?
Francis Gozar: Yup.
Francis Gozar: But I think he wont be able to use his left eye anymore. :(
Katrina Dizon: what? :|
Francis Gozar: That's why kanina, I tried to cheer him up, kawawa naman kasi sya eh. :(
Katrina Dizon: hindi yan. magagamit pa niya yan.
Francis Gozar: Then kanina, he logged on with his laptop in the hospital.
Francis Gozar: And he told me the whole story.
Katrina Dizon: :(
Katrina Dizon: I hope maging okay lang siya. :|
Francis Gozar: Tomorrow, me, Pauline, Gino, Van, Ariel and the others are gonna visit him.
Francis Gozar: You wanna come?
Katrina Dizon: which hospital?
Francis Gozar: St. Lukes.
Katrina Dizon: oh. I'm not sure if I can go. I'll be leaving for Cebu this tuesday.
Francis Gozar: Ohh.
Francis Gozar: When will you come back>
Francis Gozar: *?
Katrina Dizon: sunday pa.
Francis Gozar: Ohh, you want to leave him a message instead?
Katrina Dizon: sure? :)
Francis Gozar: Go.
Katrina Dizon: umm, sabihin mo sa kanya. get well soon. he can do it! and see him this coming june 15. :)
Francis Gozar: Ahh, that's all?
Francis Gozar: Yun lang?
Katrina Dizon: yeah.
Francis Gozar: Kat, I just sh1t on you.
Francis Gozar: Btw, Maling is <3

Sh1t VS Trisha Gallardo: Guest Sh1tter Francis Style --- This sh1t contains highly explicit swearing and cursing, may cause nausea, dizzyness, athlete's foot, athlete's dick, pregnancy, high pleasure in gambling, expecting mothers, congratulations, happy mothers day, and may cause uhmm........... forgetfulness.

Francis Gozar: Trisha, you sent me something bad yesterday.
Trisha Gallardo: i did?
Francis Gozar: I am so mad at you right now.
Trisha Gallardo: huh? what did i do?
Francis Gozar: Fuck, don't pretend you don't know.
Trisha Gallardo: what? I didn't send you anything yesterday
Francis Gozar: Trisha Gallardo: FCK YOU FRANCIS, YOU'RE SMALL AND I HATE YOU, YOUR MOM DOESN'T LOVE YOU, YOUR DAD DOESN'T LOVE YOU. YOU'RE ADOPTED. MAYBE THAT'S WHY MICAH DOESN'T LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE ONE ARROGANT DWARF! FUCK YOU! GO TO HELL MOTHER FUCKER!
Trisha Gallardo: what time was that?!
Francis Gozar: 4:00AM.
Francis Gozar: Fck you too.
Trisha Gallardo: i WASN'T ONLINE THAT TIME
Francis Gozar: You think I'm not hurt?
Trisha Gallardo: but i wasn't online that time
Francis Gozar: Yeah, maybe I am arrogant.
Francis Gozar: You don't have to rub it in my face.
Francis Gozar: So what if Micah doesn't like me?
Francis Gozar: Who gives a sh1t?
Trisha Gallardo: I wasn't online at that time
Francis Gozar: Then who was it?
Francis Gozar: A ghost?
Francis Gozar: Tss.
Trisha Gallardo: which ID was that?
Francis Gozar: Yeah right, Trisha.
Francis Gozar: Meijiangie.
Trisha Gallardo: but I wasn't online that time
Francis Gozar: I already deleted your other ID.
Francis Gozar: You better apologize.
Francis Gozar: Before I get mad.
Trisha Gallardo: but Francis, i wasn't online that time
Francis Gozar: THEN WHO WAS IT?
Francis Gozar: hUH?
Francis Gozar: TSS.
Trisha Gallardo: I have an archive here and there is nothing sent at 4am
Francis Gozar: EXCUSES, EXCUSES.
Trisha Gallardo: I can't apologize for something I didn't even do
Francis Gozar: WHEN YOU USE OTHER COMPUTERS, YOU DON'T HAVE ARCHIVES FROM THAT.
Francis Gozar: THEN WHO SENT ME THOSE FUCKING WORDS, HUH?
Francis Gozar: A GHOST?
Trisha Gallardo: francis I only use one computer
Francis Gozar: MAYBE YOU WENT INTO AN INTERNET SHOP.
Francis Gozar: FUCK, THERE ARE MANY WAYS, TRISHA.
Trisha Gallardo: dude I only use one computer
Francis Gozar: THEN WHO WAS IT?!
Francis Gozar: A GARBAGE COLLECTOR!?
Francis Gozar: FUCK MAN.
Trisha Gallardo: if you don't believe it was me, then what was the font that time you received it?
Francis Gozar: SCREW IT.
Francis Gozar: IT WAS IN ARIAL.
Trisha Gallardo: I use comic sans
Francis Gozar: OTHER COMPUTERS, TRISHA.
Francis Gozar: TSS.
Francis Gozar: YOU CAN'T FOOL ME.
Trisha Gallardo: I ONLY USE ONE COMPUTER!
Trisha Gallardo: IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME GO ASK MY MOM
Francis Gozar: THEN MAYBE SOMEONE HACKED YOU.
Francis Gozar: DAMN, YOU BETTER FIND OUT WHO IT IS, OR I'M STILL BLAMING YOU.
Trisha Gallardo: the hell... how will I find out if I ain't a computer whiz?
Francis Gozar: THEN FIND SOMEONE WHO IS.
Francis Gozar: FUCK.
Francis Gozar: ANYONE MAD AT YOU?
Trisha Gallardo: it's only you...
Francis Gozar: ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS MAD AT ME?
Francis Gozar: ANYONE YOU KNOW MAD AT ME?
Trisha Gallardo: no
Francis Gozar: THEN WHO IS IT?!?
Trisha Gallardo: how should I know
Francis Gozar: FUCK TRISHA, IF I FIND OUT YOU DID THIS, I WILL MAKE YOU CRY, FUCKDAMMIT.
Francis Gozar: THIS BETTER NOT BE YOU.
Trisha Gallardo: why would I do that to you?
Francis Gozar: I'M GONNA MAKE LIFE MORE MISERABLE FOR YOU.
Francis Gozar: I DON'T KNOW, TRISHA.
Trisha Gallardo: only person I sweared at was dominic and that was the end
Francis Gozar: THERE COULD BE OTHER PEOPLE YOU CAN SWEAR AT.
Francis Gozar: TRISHA.
Francis Gozar: ARE YOU SURE IT"'S NOT YOU?
Trisha Gallardo: I only sweared to one
Trisha Gallardo: of course not
Trisha Gallardo: I wasn't online at 4am
Francis Gozar: WELL, THERE IS INVISBLE.
Francis Gozar: FUCK TRISHA.
Trisha Gallardo: that's still the same
Francis Gozar: YOU CAN'T MAKE SOMEONE MAD BELIEVE YOU IF YOU HAVE EVIDENCE.
Francis Gozar: *DON'T HAVE EVIDENCE
Francis Gozar: TRISHA?!
Francis Gozar: WHERE'S YOUR PROOF?!
Trisha Gallardo: how can I have proof if I just got online!?
Francis Gozar: I DON'T KNOW.
Francis Gozar: FIND THE ONE THAT DID IT.
Francis Gozar: OR ELSE.
Francis Gozar: YOUR LIFE WILL TURN INTO LUNCHEON MEAT.
Trisha Gallardo: YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MY LIFE IS ALREADY!
Trisha Gallardo: SO DON'T GO SAYING THAT!
Francis Gozar: Trisha.
Francis Gozar: I just sh1t on you. You're on the most famous blog ever, you just got, Sh1t.

MALING IS LOVE

MALING IS LOVE

Beni and mom talking while at the grocery...

Beni: Ma, bili tayo maling. Maling is love man.
Mom: Wag! May swine flu yan.
Beni: Ang labo naman nun. China gawa yung maling eh. sa Mexico yung swine flu.
Mom: Oo nga. Pero gawa sa tao yung maling.
Beni: Eeeew.

BENI VS JERVIS

BENI VS JERVIS


(12:33:36) Beni: IMY Too
(12:33:39) Beni: Sabay
(12:33:39) jervis_cudia: dssgamers ako
(12:33:40) Beni: :))
(12:33:44) Beni: Ngayon na?
(12:33:50) Beni: Weekdays lang ako eh
(12:33:56) Beni: Gago
(12:34:01) Beni: Di ko na off yung laptop
(12:34:08) Beni: Umalis kami for 4 hours
(12:34:10) Beni: ANG INET NA
(12:36:51) jervis_cudia: pinagusapan ka namin ni zia:>
(12:36:56) Beni: tapos?
(12:36:58) Beni: Ano sabi?
(12:36:59) Beni: Ha?
(12:37:00) Beni: Sagot
(12:37:07) jervis_cudia: sabi ko
(12:37:09) jervis_cudia: si beni
(12:37:11) jervis_cudia: gago un ehh
(12:37:13) jervis_cudia: wahahah
(12:37:13) jervis_cudia: joke
(12:37:26) Beni: Ano nga?
(12:37:27) jervis_cudia: sabi namin perfect ka sa how well do you know me ko
(12:37:29) Beni: Gago naman talaga ako e
(12:37:33) Beni: eh*
(12:37:37) jervis_cudia: answer mop
(12:37:43) Beni: Send mo sakin
(12:37:44) jervis_cudia: how well do you know me!
(12:37:51) Beni: 70%
(12:38:09) jervis_cudia: ayoko nga
(12:38:14) Beni: Tsss
(12:38:16) Beni: Taba mo
(12:38:18) Beni: Tamad*
(12:38:26) Beni: Pwede din yung first choice
(12:38:27) Beni: Labo
(12:39:25) jervis_cudia: hanapin mo
(12:39:32) Beni: ANG HIRAP MAGHANAP NG GANUN
(12:39:58) Beni: Astig
(12:40:00) Beni: Nakita ko na
(12:40:01) Beni: :))
(12:40:04) Beni: Amoy body odor ako
(12:40:42) Beni: 1 mistake ako
(12:40:44) Beni: Sure ako
(12:40:53) Beni: Di ko pa nakikita
(12:40:56) Beni: Kasi gusto ko tumae
(12:41:01) Beni: 66%
(12:41:02) Beni: :))
(12:41:22) jervis_cudia: ang bobo mo
(12:41:25) jervis_cudia: 66% lang
(12:41:32) Beni: Tignan mo nga kung ano mali ko
(12:41:35) Beni: Ayaw magload eh
(12:41:55) jervis_cudia: bat zia sagot mo?
(12:42:08) jervis_cudia: dmo ba alam paborito ko chicken
(12:42:10) jervis_cudia: ambob
(12:42:10) Beni: Kasi bawal ko click lahat
(12:42:10) jervis_cudia: o
(12:42:14) Beni: malay ko ba
(12:42:31) Beni: masbobo ka nga eh
(12:43:45) jervis_cudia: bakit?
(12:43:46) jervis_cudia: haha
(12:43:50) Beni: Malay
(12:43:54) Beni: sia
(12:43:56) Beni: LABO
(12:44:03) jervis_cudia: :|
(12:44:09) jervis_cudia: ang corny pota
(12:44:25) Beni: Ikaw nagsabi nyan eh
(12:44:29) Beni: Gagawa ako ng quiz
(12:44:31) Beni: Specialy for you
(12:44:35) jervis_cudia: ako ba?hahaha
(12:44:37) jervis_cudia: cge
(12:44:44) Beni: Oo
(12:45:22) jervis_cudia: haha
(12:45:22) jervis_cudia: tungkol saan ung quiz?
(12:45:27) Beni: Basata
(12:45:29) Beni: Basta*
(12:45:32) Beni: Kung alam mo nga ako
(12:45:33) Beni: Labo
(12:45:37) Beni: Kung "You know me well"
(12:45:38) Beni: :))
(12:45:49) jervis_cudia: ok?
(12:45:56) Beni: OK man
(12:45:58) jervis_cudia: ayusin mo kasi ung question
(12:46:01) Beni: Oo
(12:46:03) jervis_cudia: nakakgago ung question mo
(12:46:04) Beni: Ikaw nga ang labo eh
(12:46:07) Beni: May sagot na pizza
(12:46:11) jervis_cudia: kaya nga
(12:46:13) jervis_cudia: :))
(12:46:19) jervis_cudia: ung answer naman ung malabo
(12:46:22) jervis_cudia: hindi ung question
(12:46:24) Beni: :))
(12:46:29) Beni: Gagawin ko malabo lahat
(12:46:33) Beni: Para ako lahat
(12:46:35) Beni: Hindi isa lang
(12:46:36) Beni: Labo
(12:46:46) jervis_cudia: wala akong naintindihan
(12:46:49) jervis_cudia: bilis
(12:46:52) jervis_cudia: maglalaro na kami
(12:47:01) jervis_cudia: and2 cla seth uli eh
(12:47:08) Beni: Eeeew
(12:47:12) Beni: Ngayon na?
(12:47:15) jervis_cudia: oo
(12:47:15) Beni: Andyan sila?
(12:47:18) Beni: AS IN NOW?
(12:47:19) jervis_cudia: prating na cla lyle
(12:47:21) Beni: Sino sila
(12:47:23) Beni: Ayy gay
(12:47:26) Beni: Sana sinabi mo kahapon
(12:47:28) Beni: Tanong ko
(12:47:30) Beni: kung pwede ako
(12:47:44) jervis_cudia: ako lyle seth macky lou
(12:47:55) jervis_cudia: ang labo and2 c lou
(12:48:08) Beni: :))
(12:48:19) Beni: tanong mo yung ginawa namin kahapon
(12:48:39) Beni: Asan proof mo andyan sila?
(12:49:02) jervis_cudia: cge wait
(12:49:11) Beni: Bawal ako webcam
(12:49:13) Beni: Kasi pidgin sucks
(12:49:32) Beni: May traffic sa street namin
(12:49:35) Beni: May nagbangaan
(12:49:59) jervis_cudia: ahh
(12:50:00) jervis_cudia: haha
(12:50:05) jervis_cudia: sabi niya nag prank daw kayo
(12:50:27) Beni: Eh ulol ka pala eh
(12:50:29) Beni: Nakakagago ka
(12:50:34) Beni: Naguusap kami ng mommy ko ngayon
(12:50:36) Beni: Nasa CR sya
(12:50:38) Beni: Nagsisigawan kami
(12:50:41) Beni: Di ko sya marinig
(12:50:46) Beni: Kaya puro "Ma" sinasabi ko
(12:50:53) jervis_cudia: cm kami
(12:50:59) jervis_cudia: papagamit ko kay lou si levi
(12:51:02) Beni: Kaya pala
(12:51:08) Beni: may kausap sa phone
(12:51:26) jervis_cudia: start na
(12:51:28) Beni: WAG
(12:51:34) Beni: Natatae ako�
(12:51:36) jervis_cudia: GG kami
(12:51:37) Beni: BRB
(12:54:10) Beni: Ang bilis ko
(12:55:00) jervis_cudia: ampp
(12:55:02) jervis_cudia: maya na pm
(12:55:18) Beni: eqtqe
(12:55:19) Beni: t
(12:55:19) Beni: qet
(12:55:19) Beni: qe
(12:55:19) Beni: t
(12:55:19) Beni: qef
(12:55:20) Beni: d
(12:55:20) Beni: zg
(12:55:20) Beni: f
(12:55:20) Beni: a
(12:55:20) Beni: fga
(12:55:21) Beni: sdf
(12:55:21) Beni: ah
(12:55:21) Beni: asra
(12:55:21) Beni: sh
(12:55:22) Beni: f
(12:55:22) Beni: agd
(12:55:22) Beni: h
(12:55:22) Beni: d
(12:55:22) Beni: g
(12:55:22) Beni: asf
(12:55:23) Beni: h
(12:55:23) Beni: fh
(12:55:23) Beni: adg
(12:55:23) Beni: afs
(12:55:23) Beni: hs
(12:55:23) Beni: f
(12:55:24) Beni: ag
(12:55:24) Beni: asf
(12:55:24) Beni: jhsf
(12:55:24) Beni: g
(12:55:24) Beni: fh
(12:55:24) Beni: asfg
(12:55:25) Beni: sf
(12:55:25) Beni: hsfa
(12:55:25) Beni: g
(12:55:29) Beni: Hindi ko nabasa eh
(13:07:13) jervis_cudia: amp
(13:07:15) jervis_cudia: nag quitT_T
(13:07:17) jervis_cudia: tangina
(13:07:26) jervis_cudia: ganda ng levi ni lou
(13:07:33) jervis_cudia: imba set
(13:08:24) Beni: Papunta na ko dyan�

FEW MINUTES LATER....

Jervis was not there. Nobody was there. I deleted Jervis from my friends list. After five minutes I added him and we are friends again.

EPIC.

Sh1t VS Charlene Regidor: Jason Style

Sh1t VS Charlene Regidor: Jason Style --- LATE Night Sh1tting.

Charlene Regidor is a OBLP Student. - Peace awttt.

jason: Chen, have you heard about what happened to Lloyd?
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: huh? no.
jason: Di mo alam?
jason: Nevermind.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: nabusted siya? ))
jason: No It's far more lethal than that.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: eh. what? )
jason: You really want to know?
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: yeah sure.
jason: Don't tell anyone ah. Don't tell him I told you, kasi sabi lang ng friend niya sakin toh.
jason: Magagalit siya dun sa friend na nag sabi sakin.
jason: And I promised that friend not to tell anyone.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: ano?
jason: Ok?
jason: Nakipag bugbugan siya dahil natalo siya sa Basketball.
jason: Ganon ba talaga siya? Mabilis mapikon?
jason: As in, trinatrash talk siya.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: ))))
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: haha yeahh.
jason: Why?
jason: Tae nga e.
jason: Don't tell him I told you ah?
jason: AND DON'T TELL ANYONE.
jason: Tae, balita ko nga may black eye siya e.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: pikon siya. he punched me nung grade 2. ) gay ehh.
jason: lol
jason:
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: sure.
jason: Balita ko may black eye siya.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: oh? kawawa. ))
jason: Hangan nayun yata, nag aaway parin e.
jason: Pero, hindi yung bugbugan ah.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: sino kaaway niya?
jason: Yung pag nakita niya online and shit.
jason: Di ko kilala.
jason: Kapitbahay yata niya.
jason: Basta not from our school e.
jason: Narinig ko lang from a his friend which is also a friend of mine.
jason: Labo.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: ohh. )
jason: Yeah.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: kawawa naman. taken ba talaga yun?
jason: Taken?
jason: Yung movie?
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: oo. taken daw siyaaa. )
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: NO! WTF. TAKEN AS IN MAY GF.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: ano ba )
jason: Ah.
jason: Why? Crush mo siya noh?
jason:
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: EW
jason: Di ko nga yun close e.
jason:
jason: Pero, di ko alam pikon pala yun
jason:
jason: Natalo lang sa basketball game, tapos nakipagbugbugan.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: SUPERR PIKON YUN. )
jason: Grabe, sa LP ba? Ganun din siya?
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: he punched me cause inuto ko siya nung grade 2.
jason:
jason: HAHA
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: YEAHH.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: ----Censored----
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: ----Censored----
jason:
jason: Ganon pala siya.
jason: Anyhooooooo.
jason: Ayun, nag ka black eye siya, tapos balita ko din hinahanap siya ng grupo nung binugbog niya.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: yeahhh. )
ChaaarleneÜ regidor:
jason: Yeah.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: omg.
jason: It sounds like bullsh1t, pero yung grupo ng binugbog niya part of a street gang.
jason: I forgot what.
jason: Hinahanap siya nung buong gang.
jason: Nakakatakot nga e.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor:
jason: Yeah.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: OMG. KAWAWA!
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: shit. what if.......
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: ohmy.
jason: I know..... Nakakatakot nga isipin e.
jason: What do you think? Ipapolice na diba?
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: DAPAT!
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: GANG EHH.
jason: Yung nga e.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor is typing a message.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: what if KANTO BOYS yun.
jason: Baka nga hanapin din yung mga kasama ni Lloyd e. Isa panaman dun close friend e.
jason: EXACTLY.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: sino yung close friend?
jason: Si Beni.
jason: Kilala mo yun?
jason: Takot nga ako e.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: no ehh.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: he lives in moonwalk rin?
jason: Tae, kung nahanap siguro nung gang bahay ni Lloyd, baka sunugin or stuff.
jason: Who? Beni?
jason: No. Sumama lang siya kay Lloyd, kasi mahilig mag Basketball si Beni e.
jason: May mga rumor nga, na baka pustahan yun.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: ohhh.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: gago kasi si lloyd eh.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: yabang )
jason: Kaya siguro sobrang galit si Lloyd.
jason:
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: ang yabang kasii. yan tuloy.
jason: Yo.
jason: You just got sh1tted..
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: yo?
jason: http://sh1tmoments.blogspot.com/2009/05/sh1t-vs-charlene-regidor-jason-style.html

Sh1t VS Lyle: Beni Style

Sh1t VS Lyle: Beni Style(Parental Guidance)


Beni: LYLE
Beni: Psssssssssssssssst
Beni: Importante toh
Beni: Lyle
Beni: Ut
Beni: Uy*
Lyle Barreras just sent you a Buzz!
Lyle Barreras: bakit?
Beni: Grabe
Beni: na accidente si Giles
Lyle Barreras: GAGO
Lyle Barreras: BAKIT?
Beni: Oo
Beni: Nasa ateneo sya
Lyle Barreras: ano nangyari??
Beni: Nagbabasketball sila ng kapatid nya tapos bigla syang nabanga\\
Lyle Barreras: GAGO
Lyle Barreras: TANGINA MO BENI AH
Lyle Barreras: PAG AKO NILOLOKO MO HA
Lyle Barreras just sent you a Buzz!
Beni: Hindi
Beni: Seryoso ako
Beni: BRB
Lyle Barreras: ASAN NA SIYA NGAYON?
Lyle Barreras: SABIHIN KO KAY JULS TO
Beni: nasa st lukes
Beni: Oo
Beni: Gusto mo bisita tyo?
Lyle Barreras: fuck puta
Beni: www.sh1tmoments.blogspot.com
Beni: I just sh1t on you

SH1T VS SPAM: Maling Style

SH1T VS SPAM: Maling Style(Parental Guidance)

THIS IS PLAIN SHIT...
...WITH A CAPITAL "I".

THIS IS GOOD SH1T...
...NUFF' SAID.

Sh1t!!!!!: Jason and Beni Style

SH1T!!!!!: Jason and Beni Style --- Parental Guidance is advised

jason: Zia is not replyig again.
jason: This sucks.
jason: Zia, your not worth dying for.
Zia Lim: WHAT?q?q?q
Beni: *dodges the bullet and forces it to go on u-turn mode)
Zia Lim: OUCH
Beni: I agree.
Beni: She is worth living for.
Beni: Because life is better with Zia.
jason: She is not worth doing both
Beni: If I die for Zia, than it would be useless.
jason: Life is better with someone who loves you
Beni: I want to live for Zia.
jason: Not someone who chats with others.
Beni: Yeah boy
Beni: I agree
Beni: Let's shoot Zia
jason: Ok.
Zia Lim: ANO BA
Beni: Tony Montana style
jason: *Shoots Zia*
jason: Opps.
Zia Lim: ARE YOU CH1TTING ON ME
Beni: *shoots zia*
jason: I already shot here.
Beni: If only you relpied
jason: Bye Bye Zia/
jason: If only you replied
Beni: I shoot her while she is dead
jason: *Drags Zia's body to the lake*
Beni: replied*
Beni: have sex with it first man
Beni: You're wasting it
jason: Ew.
jason: I don't want to have sex with a dead lady.
jason: You have sex with her.
Zia Lim: ew
jason: I'm dragging her to the lake after.
Beni: It's still Zia.
Beni: I'll have sex with it while you're dragging it to the lake.
jason: Yeah, you're right. But, it's undignifying.
jason: HAHA
jason: Ok Beni
jason: *Drags Zia to the lake*
Beni: It's so unsanitary!
jason: It's ok.
jason: I have hand sanitizer and baby wipes.
Beni: *sex-ing zia*
jason: You can use it after.
Beni: Yay
Beni: I need alchohol
Beni: Do you have some?
jason: I have some too.
jason: The beer one?
Beni: Oh my gosh Jason!
jason: Or the one used for sanitary purposes?
jason: Why Beni?
Beni: The is a rhino behind you!
Beni: RUN!
jason: What?
jason: *Get's stomped by the rhino*
jason: Help me Beni.
Beni: *runs for his life*
jason: Heeeeellpppp meee.
Beni: No!
jason: NOOOO!!!
Beni: *gets 12 gauge shotgun*
jason: Benii.
Beni: *shoots zias rotting corpse*
jason: Please.
jason: lol
jason:
Beni: For a secod I thought she was alive
jason: Please Beni. Don't kill me.
Beni: Oh well
Beni: Bye jason!
jason: BENI!
jason: After 15 years.
Zia Lim: stop it
jason: Beni was walking.
Beni: I'm just kidding
jason: Suddenly, he saw Jason.
Beni: *shoots Rhino*
jason:
jason: Go.
Beni: OMG!
jason: Beni help mee.
Beni: I already killed it
Beni: Now that is a hippo
Beni: not a rhino
jason:
jason: BENI.
jason: HELP ME YUOU FREAK.
Beni: You can tell from the horns
jason: JUST GIVE ME A GUN.
jason: AND I'LL KILL IT.
Beni: *shoots everything in sight*
jason: THEN I CAN DRAG ZIA TO THE LAKE AGAIN.
Beni: *misses the hippo*
jason: *Beni misses Jason*
jason: Beni, help me.
Beni: I hit everything except the hippo
jason: I NEED TO DRAG THE DEAD ZIA BODY TO THE LAKE.
Beni: I am 50 ft away
jason: HELP ME
Beni: I'll toss you my gun
jason: DANGGIT.
jason: OK.
jason: GIVE ME.
jason: GIVE IT TO ME
Beni: *tosses gum*
Beni: damn
jason: *CATCHES THE GUM*
jason: GUM?
Beni: I toss you the gum
jason: WHY DID YOU GIVE ME GUM!
Zia Lim: stop ittttttt.
Beni: Wait a minute
Beni: I'll get the gun
Zia Lim: love me again
jason: FASTER.
Zia Lim:
jason: FASTER.
jason: GIVE ME THE GUN
Beni: *tosses gun*
Beni: OMG!
jason: SO I CAN KILL ZIA.
Beni: The corpse is talking!
jason: SHE'S STILL MOVING.
jason:
Beni: AHHH!!
jason: I NEDE TO KILL ZIA
jason: GO.
Beni: Run for your life!!!!
jason: GIVE ME THE GUN
jason: *CRAWL FOR HIS LIFE*
Beni: I'll go machine gun on your ass
Beni: *goes machine gun on their asses*
jason: *IS NOW BESIDE BENI*
jason: NOW BENI.
jason: GIVE ME THE GUN
Beni: ahh!
Beni: I kill you!
Beni: *shoots jason in leg*
Beni: I'm just kidding
Beni: I wont kill you
jason: HAHA, I HAVE NO LEG.
jason:
Beni: That's the point
jason: GO, GIVE ME THE GUN, SO I CAN KILL THE TALKING ZIA AND THE HIPPO
jason: OH NHO
jason: BENI!
jason: IN YOUR BACK!
jason: A TIGER!
jason: *THE TIGER HUMPS BENI*
jason:
jason: BENI./
jason: YOU'RE BEING HUMPED
jason: GIVE ME THE GUN

ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!

THIS IS AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO ALL YOU SH1T LOVERS OUT THERE.

DUE TO THE LACK OF PEOPLE WE KNOW,
THE ADMINS (BENI AND JASON) HAVE DECIDED TO SH1T ON ONLY TWO PEOPLE PER DAY.

WITH THAT SAID, PLEASE DO LOVE THE CHANGES. IF WE ARE DONE SH1TTING ON TWO PEOPLE WE WOULD POST RANDOM AND NON-SENSE THINGS. BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY WE WILL POST STUFF ABOUT MALING and stuff about Leigh Ann's return :O.

THANK YOU FOR THE PATRONAGE.

XOXooOxXxOXOOXooXoOXOXxx

Banned: Jervi Lopez

JERVI LOPEZ IS BANNED.

YOU SUCK JERVI. DON'T FLAME OUR BLOG MAN. WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU EXCEPT TO SH1T. BUT YOU DO THIS TO US, DISRESPECTFUL. DO NOT TYPE ON OUR SH1T CORNER. OR ELSE. YOU ARE PATHETIC, PEOPLE READ OUR SH1T, AND YOU DARE FLAME US?

SUS. YOU ARE HEREBY BANNED JERVI LOPEZ.

Sh1t VS Kenneth Natividad: Jason Style

Sh1t VS Kenneth Natividad: Jason Style --- Poor Kim.

jason: Kenneth, alam mo yung nangyari kay Kim?
kenneth natividad: no
kenneth natividad: why?
kenneth natividad: anu ngyare
jason: Nabugbog siya kahapon ng gabi.
kenneth natividad: pota d nga?
kenneth natividad: ok lng cya?
jason: Di ko alam. Nasa hospital siya. Naka laptop lang siya.
jason: Tulog yata siya ngayon.
jason: Di nga nakita sino yung bumugbog e.
kenneth natividad: gago un ah
kenneth natividad: san cya nabugbog?
jason: Alam lang niya. Palakad siya sa bahay. Biglang May mga tao sa neighborhood niya, binugbug siya.
jason: Mga may utang raw si Kim dun e
kenneth natividad: amp naman un
kenneth natividad: prng utang lang
jason: Oo.
jason: Gago nga e.
jason: Si Beni din alam. Naka confe kami kanina e.
jason: Kawawang Kim nga e.
kenneth natividad: ahh
jason: As in raw, may black eye si Kim.
kenneth natividad: buti wlang mga kutsilyo and stuff
kenneth natividad: mas malala un pag gnun
jason: Oo. Wala naman.
jason: Oo. Patay na siguro si Kim pag ganun.
kenneth natividad: nde nmn cya sobrang injured?
jason: Di ko alam. Nasa hospital siya nayun.
jason: Pero, nakakachat naman.
jason: Siguro di naman masyado.
jason: Diba?
kenneth natividad: siguro
kenneth natividad: buti nde cya na coma or something
kenneth natividad: loko ung mga un
jason: Hindi yun. Matindi yun si Kim.
jason: Oo. Mga gago yun ampota.
jason: Nakakapikon nga e.
kenneth natividad: san ba nakatira si kim?
jason: Sa may New Manila.
kenneth natividad: damn
jason: Yeah.
kenneth natividad: kilala ni kim ung mga bumugbog sknya
kenneth natividad: ?
jason: Hindi e. Madilim raw. Basta raw. Narinig lang niya yung boses. Hinahanap yung utang niya.
jason: Di ko sure kung kilala niya.
jason: Di niya kilala sino bumugbog nga lang.
kenneth natividad: skwater nmn nun
kenneth natividad: tang lng
kenneth natividad: *utang
jason: Oo.
jason: Skwater nga e. Ampota.
kenneth natividad: atleast he's ok now.
jason: Yeah.
kenneth natividad: mag ingat nlng cya pag uuwi
kenneth natividad: may ksma sana kht isa
jason: Pinapainbestiga yata e.
jason: Wala nga raw siya kasama e.
jason: Uy sige Kenneth. Kain lang ako ah.
kenneth natividad: geh
kenneth natividad: pag naka chat mo si kim
kenneth natividad: sbehin mo get well soon
kenneth natividad:
jason: Alright. Sige.

Sh1t VS Maria Isabella Palaganas: Jason Style

Sh1t VS Maria Isabella Palaganas: Jason Style --- HAHAHA.

This is what you get when you say Hi to me when I'm busy. :D

Maria Isabella Palaganas: eow jason
Maria Isabella Palaganas: long time no hear
jason: HOY. WALANG HIYA KA.
Maria Isabella Palaganas: ....???
Maria Isabella Palaganas: bkt????
jason: Bakit ka ganun mag salita kay Beni?
Maria Isabella Palaganas: huh?
jason: Bakit mo siya nimumura?!
Maria Isabella Palaganas: ano?!
Maria Isabella Palaganas: saan?
jason: BAKIT MO SIYA NIMUMURA
Maria Isabella Palaganas: w8 nga muna
Maria Isabella Palaganas: d ko gets
Maria Isabella Palaganas: d ko nga sya nakikita eh
jason: NIMUMURA MO RAW SIYA E.
jason: BAKIT MO BA SIYA NIMUMURA?
Maria Isabella Palaganas: saan?!
jason: ANO BA GINAWA NIYA SAYO?
jason: NIMURA MO RAW SIYA.
Maria Isabella Palaganas: ndi ko sya minumura!!!!
Maria Isabella Palaganas: ano kb?
jason: UMAYOS KA AH.
jason: WALA SIYANG GINAGAWA. TAPOS GINAGANUN MO SIYA?
jason: NANANAHIMIK LANG RAW SIYA. TAPOS BIGLANG NIMURA MO SIYA.
Maria Isabella Palaganas: saan nga?!
jason: WALA SIYANG SINABI.
jason: BASTA RAW. NIMURA MO SIYA.
jason: TAPOS PINAPALO MO RAW SIYA.
jason: TANONG MO PA SIYA.
Maria Isabella Palaganas: NDI KO SYA MINUMURA!!! OK?!
jason: DI MO BA ALAM, ANG SAKIT NUNG GINAWA MO SAKANYA?
Maria Isabella Palaganas: WAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
jason: BAKIT NAMAN SIYA MAGSISINUNGALING SAKIN?
Maria Isabella Palaganas: NILOLOKO MO NA ATA AKO EH
Maria Isabella Palaganas: !!!!!
jason: POTA. BAKIT KITA LOLOKOHIN?
Maria Isabella Palaganas: D KO NGA SYA NAKIKITA EH!!!!!!!!!
jason: EDI NIMURA MO SIGURO SIYA SA CHAT.
jason: SABI NIYA. TINATAWAG MO RAW SIYA BOBO.
Maria Isabella Palaganas: PAANO NGA?!
jason: NAG HA-HI LAMNG RAW SIYA
Maria Isabella Palaganas: WLA AKONG YM NYA?!
jason: ANONG WALA?
Maria Isabella Palaganas: WAT?!
Maria Isabella Palaganas: SAAN NGA
jason: EDI PAANO MO SIYA NIMURA?
Maria Isabella Palaganas: FACEBOOK BA?!
jason: SA PHONE?
Maria Isabella Palaganas: D KO NGA ALAM
jason: HINDI. WALA SIYANG SINABI.
jason: BASTA, SINABI LANG NIYA SAKIN. TINATAWAG MO SIYANG BOBO.
jason: SAMA MO NAMAN ISA. KALA KO MABAIT KANG TAO.
jason:
Maria Isabella Palaganas: D KO NGA SYA TINAWAG NA YUN
jason: EDI SINO? SABI NIYA
jason: ISA
Maria Isabella Palaganas: NDI KO NGA SYA MINUMURA EH
Maria Isabella Palaganas: ANO BA?!
jason: "Tinawag akong bobo ni Isa, pagsabihan mo nga."
jason:
Maria Isabella Palaganas: TANUNG MO SA KANYA KNG SAAN?
jason: MAY PROOF KA BA NA HINDI MO SIYA NIMURA?
Maria Isabella Palaganas: KC NGA D KO NMAN SYA MINUMURA
Maria Isabella Palaganas: ANG BAIT BAIT NYO SA AKIN
Maria Isabella Palaganas: BAT KO NMAN KAU GAGANUN?!
jason: HINDI KO ALAM SAYO.
Maria Isabella Palaganas: KAU NGA LNG YNG MGA LALAKI SA OB NA NDI GAANUNG INAASAR SA AKIN
Maria Isabella Palaganas: D TULAD NI JULIUS
Maria Isabella Palaganas: NDI KO NGA SYA MINUMURA
jason: DI KO ALAM. BAKIT MO BA KASI SIYA NIMURA?
jason: KUNG MABAIT KAMI SAYO?
Maria Isabella Palaganas: NDI KO NGA SYA MINUMURA EH
jason: BAKIT SIYA NAG SUMBONG SAKIN?
Maria Isabella Palaganas: SURE KA BA NA AKO YUNG SINASABI NYA?
Maria Isabella Palaganas: D KO ALAM
Maria Isabella Palaganas: WLA NGA AKONG GINAGAWA
Maria Isabella Palaganas: SAKA KHIT KAILAN D AKO NAGMUMURA SA IBANG TAO
Maria Isabella Palaganas: PORKET SA AKIN
Maria Isabella Palaganas: PAG-GALIT AKO SA SARILI KO
Maria Isabella Palaganas: PWDENG PAKISABI KAY BENI
jason: Di ko alam! Bakit siya nag susumbong? Tapos parang paiyak na?
Maria Isabella Palaganas: "Sori kng ano man yng ginawa ko. D ko alam kng ano yun. Sori na sori ako. Bka wla ako sa sarili ko nun. na wrong send or something. Kc ang ang contact ko lng sa kanya ay yng facebook nmin. Sori tlga"
Maria Isabella Palaganas: bihira ko nga lng kayo makita eh
Maria Isabella Palaganas: saka saan ba daw ko un cnabi?
jason: Di ko pa alam.
Maria Isabella Palaganas: kc tlgang d ko alam
Maria Isabella Palaganas: nasaan sya ngaun?
Maria Isabella Palaganas: db sya naka-online sa ym?
jason: Teka. Check ko
Maria Isabella Palaganas: yan tuloy ako na yng napaiyak mo
Maria Isabella Palaganas:
Maria Isabella Palaganas: nandyan b daw sya?
BUZZ!!!
jason: Wala siya e. Di online.
jason: Nag DODOTA siguro.
Maria Isabella Palaganas: sa totoo lng d ko nga alam kng ano man yng cnabi nyang ginawa ko
Maria Isabella Palaganas: d nman kasama ni jervis
Maria Isabella Palaganas: bka pwd mo txt
jason: Di ko alam.
jason: Wala akong cellphone.
jason: Sira
Maria Isabella Palaganas: wla akong number nya
Maria Isabella Palaganas: ay ganun
jason: Yeah.
Maria Isabella Palaganas: pero tanda mo pb number nya?
jason: Hindi ko memorize. Sabihin ko nalang sayo kung online na siya,
jason: Basta, mag sorry ka sakanya ah. Paiyak na e
Maria Isabella Palaganas: kk....
Maria Isabella Palaganas: ako rin kaya umiiyak na d2
Maria Isabella Palaganas: kc d ko nman ginawa yun eh
jason: Seryoso? Imagine mo naman si Beni. Siya inasar mo.
Maria Isabella Palaganas: sori tlga...................
jason: Ok lang yan. Forgiving naman si Beni e
Maria Isabella Palaganas: totoo nga
Maria Isabella Palaganas: d ko kyang asarin un
jason: Sabi niya inasar mo raw siya e.
jason: Sayang, wala sakin yung archives.
Maria Isabella Palaganas: anong archives?
jason: Yung chat logs namin.
jason: Pero seryoso.
Maria Isabella Palaganas: ay ganun
Maria Isabella Palaganas: ako seryoso din
Maria Isabella Palaganas: d ko kyang gawin un at d ko kailanman kayang gawin un sa kanya
jason: Sige. Sabihin ko sakanya na nag sosorry ka.
Maria Isabella Palaganas: ok
Maria Isabella Palaganas: tnx a lot, jason
jason: No problem. Gusto ko lang maging friend sulit yung friends ko.
Maria Isabella Palaganas: tnx tlga ah
jason: Yeah. No problem.
jason: Wag ka mag thank you sakin. Di pa naman kayo friends e.
jason: Aight. Gotta eat na.
Maria Isabella Palaganas: pro d ko tlga alm kng kailanman ko o ginawa ko b tlga un
jason: Alam mo naman ibang tao. Makalimutin. Isipin mo lang.
Maria Isabella Palaganas: ok
jason: Aight. Bye Isa. Kain na ako.
Maria Isabella Palaganas: kk
Maria Isabella Palaganas: tnx
Maria Isabella Palaganas: sobrang tnx, jason

SH1T VS Andrew Soqueno:Beni Style

SH1T VS Andrew Soqueno: Beni Style(Parental Guidance)

Beni: Drew
Beni: Naaccidente si Zia
andrew_daplayer: ulol?
Beni: Oo
Beni: Trinay nya magmotor bike kahapon
andrew_daplayer: asa
Beni: Tapos nahulog sya
andrew_daplayer: ka chat ko xa kagab eh
Beni: Kanina lang nagyari eh
andrew_daplayer: weehhh
Beni: Oo
andrew_daplayer: ano ngyari?
Beni: Tumama yung handle bars sa liver nya
Beni: Tapos kinlangan daw tangalan ng dead liver cells yung liver nya
andrew_daplayer: amp
andrew_daplayer: nasa hospital na xa?
Beni: Oo
andrew_daplayer: tanginaaaa
andrew_daplayer: bumangga ba xa?
Beni: Malay
Beni: Basta tumama daw yung handle bars sa liver nya
Beni: Mamayang gabi pa yung operation
andrew_daplayer: cnb nya?
Beni: Oo
Beni: Nasa hospital sya ngayon
Beni: Naka laptop
Beni: tulog ata eh
andrew_daplayer: amp yun
Beni: Oo nga eh
Beni: Bisita tayo bukas
Beni: Gusto mo?
andrew_daplayer: wala ako bukas eh
andrew_daplayer: may lakad
Beni: Ay
andrew_daplayer: pati sa sat
Beni: Sa St. Lukes
andrew_daplayer: ahh st lukes
Beni: Dun sya dinala
andrew_daplayer: malapit nga lang naman sknla
Beni: Yun nga eh
Beni: Buti nalang malapit. Pagtumagal daw kasi tapos di na treat baka daw di na sya makakain.
andrew_daplayer: ahh
andrew_daplayer: labo
andrew_daplayer: bat naman natamaan
Beni: Di ko alam yung term
Beni: Ano tawag sa wheelie na paharap?
Beni: Front wheelie nalang tawag natin
andrew_daplayer: ahhh
andrew_daplayer: ano yun
andrew_daplayer: nag break xa bgla?
andrew_daplayer: -_-
Beni: oo
Beni: Yun
Beni: Tapos nasubsob si Zia
andrew_daplayer: ahh
andrew_daplayer: amp
Beni: Ang lakas daw ng tama sa liver nya
Beni: Quarter daw ng liver nya kinlangan tangalin
andrew_daplayer: baka naman mabilis xa
andrew_daplayer: ay w8
andrew_daplayer: brb
andrew_daplayer: lunch lang
Beni: Siguro nga

Sh1t VS Eri II: Jason and Beni Style

Sh1t VS Eri II: Jason Style --- Weird.

jason: ERI.
reelovebestie: ow?
reelovebestie: XD
jason: Alam mo yung nangyari kay Beni?
reelovebestie: nd
reelovebestie: bakit?
reelovebestie: nu nangyri?
jason: Habang nag boboxing siya, nasuntok yung nose niya pati mouth.
jason: Nawalan siya ng 2 teeth
reelovebestie: weh?
jason: Tapos, nasira nose niy6a
jason: Oo.
jason: Swear.
reelovebestie: nag bboxing xa? o.O
jason: Oo.
jason: Di mo alam?
jason: Nag aaral siya boxing.
reelovebestie: nd
jason: Gusto nga niya isue yung sumira ng nose pati teeth nyiya e
reelovebestie: ouch
jason: Oo.
jason: Nakakaawa noh?
jason: Dapat, ipapolice na yun e
reelovebestie: bakit
reelovebestie: cnu b aung nag boxxing sknya???
reelovebestie: o.O
reelovebestie: game ba un?
jason: Sparring partner niya.
reelovebestie: or whaT?
reelovebestie: o'
reelovebestie: d pwd ipapolice un
jason: Pwede.
jason: Binugbug siya after e.
jason: Sinadya raw.
reelovebestie: ouch
jason: Dahil nag away sila ni Beni.
reelovebestie: d nea ba cnumbong sa coach nea?
jason: Tangina no?
jason: Andun coach niya.
jason: Inawat nga e
reelovebestie: o
reelovebestie: -.-
reelovebestie: e anu pa gnwa nung coach?
jason: Inawat.
jason: Tapos, nimumura si Beni.
jason: Ang sama nga e
reelovebestie: bat naman?
reelovebestie: nu ba gnwa ni beni?
jason: Wala. Nananahimik dun sa boxing arena.
jason: Pero natalo niya yung partner niya.
jason: Tapos binugbog siya after.
jason: Tapos, nagalit pa sakanya yung coach.
jason: Anak kasi nung coach yung partner ni Beni e
reelovebestie: nu ba yan -.-
reelovebestie: o d maglipat nlgn xa
reelovebestie: wak na xa dun
reelovebestie: sa pinagbbokingn nea
jason: Hindi na pwede.
jason: Dahil nag bayad na si Beni ng monthly.
reelovebestie: bkt naman?
reelovebestie: o d after nun
jason: Kaya nga ipapadala niya sa court e.
jason: Dahil muntik na mamatay si Beni.
jason: Kaya nga.
jason: Pero, as of now. Kailangan dun parin si Beni.
reelovebestie: sayang teeth ni beni T________________T
jason: Oo.
jason: Pota.
reelovebestie: ganda pa nmn teeth nea T__________________T
reelovebestie: click my stat =D
reelovebestie: nga pla
jason: Ayaw.
reelovebestie: d mo pa inaaccept
reelovebestie: O_O
jason: Beni, kawawa. Tapos iisipin mo lang friendster mo.
jason: Muntik na mamatay si Beni, tapos iisipin mo friendster mo?
reelovebestie: nu ka ba
jason: Ang sama mo naman.
reelovebestie: naawa dn aq no
reelovebestie: -.-
jason: Bakit ayaw mo pagusapan?
jason: ANG SAMA MONG TAO.
jason: MAAWA KA NAMAN. BINUBUG NA NGA KAIBIGAN MO. TAPOS FRIENDSTER PARIN INIISIP MO.
reelovebestie: ANU KA BA
reelovebestie: PINAGUUSPN NA NGA NTN EH
reelovebestie: TZK
jason: TSS.
jason: SAMA MO KAY BENI.
jason: Eri. Maawa ka naman kay Beni.
jason: Gusto lang niya ng mga kaibigan na mag cocomfort sakanya.
jason: Tapos FS lang iniisip mo.
reelovebestie is typing a message.
reelovebestie: kinakausp ko nga xa eh
jason: Ganun ba?
jason: Sige.
jason: Ay oo.

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SH1T VS ERI II: Beni Style (Parental Guidance)

reelovebestie: beni
Beni: Yes?
reelovebestie: 22o ba ung cnsb ni jason?
Beni: Ano sinabi ni jason?
reelovebestie: o.O
reelovebestie: ung binugbug ka?
reelovebestie: nung partner muh sa boxing?
Beni: Yep.
reelovebestie: ung nattnggl 2 teeth mo
Beni: Sinabi nya sayo?
reelovebestie: *natnggl
Beni: Puta.
Beni: Sabi ko wag pagkalat eh
reelovebestie: d ko pagkklt
reelovebestie: :)
reelovebestie: hanggng akn nlng
Beni: Yay!
reelovebestie: wak ka magalit sknya
Beni: Apir
reelovebestie: apir!
reelovebestie: XD
Beni: Ano sabi ni Jason sayo?
reelovebestie: aun
reelovebestie: sabi daw
reelovebestie: ung partner mo
reelovebestie: anak ng coach mo
reelovebestie: kesa ung anak nea pagalit
reelovebestie: kaw pa napagalitan
Beni: Syempre
Beni: Nung nagsparring kami binali ko nose ng anak nya eh
reelovebestie: nacra daw nose mo?
Beni: Oo
Beni: Labo
Beni: Nasira nose ko
reelovebestie: LOL
Beni: :))
reelovebestie: :))
reelovebestie: i mean
reelovebestie: bxta
Beni: :))
reelovebestie: nklmtn ko ung word :))
Beni: Nabali?
Beni: Na injure?
Beni: na damage?
reelovebestie: na injures XD
reelovebestie: *injured
Beni: Oo
Beni: Yun
reelovebestie: un!
reelovebestie: :))
reelovebestie: weh?
reelovebestie: naku
reelovebestie: teka
Beni: Nabali naman yung nose nya eh
reelovebestie: san banda ung ngipin mo na natanggal?
reelovebestie: 2 dba?
Beni: Kaya ok lan
reelovebestie: eh sau dalawa -.-
reelovebestie: nose and teeth -.-
Beni: Yung isang vampire teeth ko sa right and yung katabi ng vampire teeth ko sa left
Beni: Bali bali naman yung epin nya
Beni: Di na pantay
reelovebestie: ouch T____________________________T
reelovebestie: sayang teeth muh beni!!!!
reelovebestie: :(
Beni: Massayang teeth nya
reelovebestie: ganda pa nmn -.-
Beni: Kasi di na pwede pa ayos
Beni: Tapos bali bali pa
Beni: :))
reelovebestie: mag pu2stiso ka na nean :))
reelovebestie: hahah jowk! XD
reelovebestie: uunga
Beni: Hindi
reelovebestie: malas nea XD
Beni: Magpapalagay ako nung fake teeth
reelovebestie: uu
reelovebestie: XD
Beni: Bumili nga mommy ko nung gold eh
reelovebestie: nu sbi ng mom muh?
Beni: ang galing
Beni: Ok lang daw
reelovebestie: LOL =))
reelovebestie: nga pla
Beni: Kasi na knock out yung anak ng couch ko nung binugbog ako eh
reelovebestie: naadd mo na ba ung fs nmn ni kim? XD
reelovebestie: aw.gud! XD
Beni: Hindi na ko nag frienster
reelovebestie: aw...cge2
reelovebestie: grabe noh
reelovebestie: dami ntn gngwa neun summer
reelovebestie: kaw nag bboking
reelovebestie: raniel break dance
reelovebestie: kim aikido
reelovebestie: and swimming
reelovebestie: aq...........XD
Beni: Ikaw weird
reelovebestie: *bixking
reelovebestie: *boxing
reelovebestie: hahaha
reelovebestie: :))
reelovebestie: nasprain nga aq neun eh -.-
reelovebestie: sakit T_T
Beni: Color black na nga knuckles ko eh
reelovebestie: san un?
Beni: Labo
Beni: Di mo alam kung saan yung knuckles?
reelovebestie: churi wrong send :))
reelovebestie: aw....T_T
Beni: k
reelovebestie: kabilaan?
reelovebestie: uy
reelovebestie just sent you a Buzz!
Beni: Oo
reelovebestie: ouch
reelovebestie: -.-
reelovebestie: d ba keu nag ggloves?
Beni: Eh kakasapak syempre ganun magyayari
Beni: Meron
reelovebestie: o
reelovebestie: bat umitim pa? o.O
Beni: Masyado malakas yung force ng punch ko
Beni: Tapos minsan pag sa body bag, di kami nag gloves
Beni: Naka hand wraps lang
reelovebestie: ah
reelovebestie: aw.
reelovebestie: tindi
reelovebestie: -.-
reelovebestie: yan pala kelngn ko eh :))
reelovebestie: para lumakas kamay ko =))
Beni: LABO
reelovebestie: nid ko kea :))
reelovebestie: hina arms ko eh :))
reelovebestie: d ok lng XD
Beni: Eeew.
reelovebestie: nagggymnastics nmn aq eh XD
Beni: Yun nga
Beni: Dapat nga malakas arms mo kasi binubuhat mo sarili mo eh
reelovebestie: may gngwa nmn kming excercise eh 4 d arms
reelovebestie: =D
Beni: Yun naman pala eh
Beni: Di mo na kinlangan magboxing
reelovebestie: hahah XD
reelovebestie: peo i wanna try *smug*
reelovebestie: :->
reelovebestie: XD
Beni: What does smug mean?
reelovebestie: pa2ro nlng XD
reelovebestie: ayan o
reelovebestie: :->
reelovebestie: yan.ung emoticon na yan XD
Beni: AHhhh