Monday, May 11, 2009

Sh1t VS Meg Nitsche: Jason Style

Sh1t VS Meg Nitsche: Jason Style --- Parental Guidance is advised. (Seriously.)

Jason: Oy.
Margarethe-Anne Nitsche: hey jason.
Jason: Walang hiya ka.
Jason: Bakit mo ginawa yun sa kapatid ko?
Margarethe-Anne Nitsche: uh, what?
Jason: WALANG HIYA KA.
Jason: BAKIT MO GINAWA SA KAPATID KO YUN?
Jason: ANO BA GINAWA ANIYA SAYO..
Margarethe-Anne Nitsche: no idea what you're saying
Jason: SINUNGALING KA PA.
Margarethe-Anne Nitsche: ano ba
Jason: PLEASE, SABIHIN MO SAKIN, WHY'D YOU DO THAT TO MY BROTHER?
Jason: NANANAHIMIK LANG SIYA E.
Jason: TAPOS GAGANUNIN MO SIYA?
Margarethe-Anne Nitsche: cno ba brother mo`?!
Jason: ANO KA?
Jason: DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW HIM.
Jason: I KNOW YOU DO.
Jason: AMININ MO NA, BAKIT MO GINAWA SA KAPATID KO YUN.
Jason:
Jason: DI NA SIYA LUMALABAS SA KWARTO NIYA DAHIL SAYO.
Margarethe-Anne Nitsche: i really have no idea, so stop attacking.
Jason: WALANG HIYA KA.
Margarethe-Anne Nitsche: ?!
Margarethe-Anne Nitsche: im barely in touck with montessorians!
Jason: NO IDEA? HE SPECIFICALLY TOLD ME "DAHIL KAY MEG NITSCHE YAN!"
Margarethe-Anne Nitsche: WHAT?!
Jason: AND YOUR THE ONLY MEG NITSCHE ON HIS ACCOUNT.
Jason: MY BROTHER ISN'T A MONTESSORIAN.
Margarethe-Anne Nitsche: wait...then what?
Jason: HIS GIRLFRIEND IS ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS.
Jason: WHY?
Margarethe-Anne Nitsche: um, then?
Margarethe-Anne Nitsche: what'd i do? tell me! i really dont know
Jason: HE TOLD ME, YOU TOLD HIS GIRLFRIEND THINGS THAT CAUSED THEIR BREAK UP.
Jason: I DON'T KNOW.
Jason: WHY?
Margarethe-Anne Nitsche: what?!
Jason: ANO BA GINAWA NIYA.
Jason: EXPLAIN.
Margarethe-Anne Nitsche: a montessorian GF?!
Jason: I KNOW HE DOES STUPID THINGS, BUT HE DOESN'T DESERVE THIS.
Jason: NO, A FRIEND OF YOURS, I DON'T KNOW FROM WHAT SCHOOL.
Jason: 2 DAYS PALANG SILA.
Jason: PERO NAG BREAK NA.
Jason: HE TOLD ME, YOU'RE HIS FRIEND.
Margarethe-Anne Nitsche: i really don't know what you're saying!
Jason: KAYA SURPRISED AKO, DAHIL NAGING CLASSMATE KITA.
Jason: YOU DON'T KNOW?
Jason: HOW COULD THAT BE? IKAW RAW NAG CAUSE NG BREAK UP E.
Margarethe-Anne Nitsche: WHAT?!
Margarethe-Anne Nitsche: im not doind anything wrong to anyone
Jason: ARE YOU SURE?
Margarethe-Anne Nitsche: yea
Jason: COME ON, MY BROTHER WON'T BE GRIEVING FOR THE END OF HIS RELATIONSHIP, JUST TO LIE TO ME.
Margarethe-Anne Nitsche: sino ba
Jason: WHO DO YOU THINK I WOULD BELIEVE?
Jason: MY BROTHER? OR YOU?
Jason: WHO?
Jason: WHY'D YOU DO THAT?
Jason: HE'S INNOCENT, HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU.
Jason: WHY'D YOU NEED TO MAKE HIM SAD.
Margarethe-Anne Nitsche: sino nga ba yun so i can talk to him?
Jason: Joke.

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