Sh1t VS Jervi: Jason Style

Sh1t VS Jervi: Jason Style --- Parental Guidance is advised.

Jason: Musta na kayo ni Moriah?
jervi lopez: jason
jervi lopez: hindi naman kami eh
jervi lopez: hindi ko nga cya niligawan
jervi lopez: or did i
Jason: Yeahhh. Nag sex na kayo no?
jervi lopez: gago
Jason: Ano position?
Jason: Tae, saan?!
jervi lopez: gago
Jason: KAILAN?
jervi lopez: hindi na un kalokohan
Jason: POTA JERVI.
jervi lopez: jason
Jason: TELL ME THE TRUTH.
Jason: WHERE'D YOU HAVE SEX?
Jason: AND HOW?
Jason: JERVI. WHY DO YOU HIDE THESE THINGS FROM ME?
Jason: THESE ARE THE THINGS THAT YOU SHOULD TELL ME.
Jason: WHAT DID SHE THINK ABOUT YOUR HUGE DICK?
Jason: JERVI.
Jason: REPLY.
Jason: TELL ME.

After several minutes:

Patricia Montero: Jason! nakakatawa si Jervi
Patricia Montero: nag sumbong sakin

Zia Lim: NAGSUMBONG SAKIN SI JERVI
Zia Lim:
Jason:
Jason: Ano sabi niya?
Zia Lim: HE COPY PASTED THE CONVERSATION THEN HE SAID "ASK JASON TO STOP"

THEN:

Jason: O? BAKIT KA NAG SYUMBONG KAY ZIA?
Jason: SUS.
Jason: NAGING KAYO NGA NI MORIAH, TAPOS AYAW MO SABIHIN SAKIN.
Jason: BAKKIT? KALA KO FRIEND MO KO.