Sh1t!!!!!: Jason and Beni Style

SH1T!!!!!: Jason and Beni Style --- Parental Guidance is advised

jason: Zia is not replyig again.
jason: This sucks.
jason: Zia, your not worth dying for.
Zia Lim: WHAT?q?q?q
Beni: *dodges the bullet and forces it to go on u-turn mode)
Zia Lim: OUCH
Beni: I agree.
Beni: She is worth living for.
Beni: Because life is better with Zia.
jason: She is not worth doing both
Beni: If I die for Zia, than it would be useless.
jason: Life is better with someone who loves you
Beni: I want to live for Zia.
jason: Not someone who chats with others.
Beni: Yeah boy
Beni: I agree
Beni: Let's shoot Zia
jason: Ok.
Zia Lim: ANO BA
Beni: Tony Montana style
jason: *Shoots Zia*
jason: Opps.
Zia Lim: ARE YOU CH1TTING ON ME
Beni: *shoots zia*
jason: I already shot here.
Beni: If only you relpied
jason: Bye Bye Zia/
jason: If only you replied
Beni: I shoot her while she is dead
jason: *Drags Zia's body to the lake*
Beni: replied*
Beni: have sex with it first man
Beni: You're wasting it
jason: Ew.
jason: I don't want to have sex with a dead lady.
jason: You have sex with her.
Zia Lim: ew
jason: I'm dragging her to the lake after.
Beni: It's still Zia.
Beni: I'll have sex with it while you're dragging it to the lake.
jason: Yeah, you're right. But, it's undignifying.
jason: HAHA
jason: Ok Beni
jason: *Drags Zia to the lake*
Beni: It's so unsanitary!
jason: It's ok.
jason: I have hand sanitizer and baby wipes.
Beni: *sex-ing zia*
jason: You can use it after.
Beni: Yay
Beni: I need alchohol
Beni: Do you have some?
jason: I have some too.
jason: The beer one?
Beni: Oh my gosh Jason!
jason: Or the one used for sanitary purposes?
jason: Why Beni?
Beni: The is a rhino behind you!
Beni: RUN!
jason: What?
jason: *Get's stomped by the rhino*
jason: Help me Beni.
Beni: *runs for his life*
jason: Heeeeellpppp meee.
Beni: No!
jason: NOOOO!!!
Beni: *gets 12 gauge shotgun*
jason: Benii.
Beni: *shoots zias rotting corpse*
jason: Please.
jason: lol
jason:
Beni: For a secod I thought she was alive
jason: Please Beni. Don't kill me.
Beni: Oh well
Beni: Bye jason!
jason: BENI!
jason: After 15 years.
Zia Lim: stop it
jason: Beni was walking.
Beni: I'm just kidding
jason: Suddenly, he saw Jason.
Beni: *shoots Rhino*
jason:
jason: Go.
Beni: OMG!
jason: Beni help mee.
Beni: I already killed it
Beni: Now that is a hippo
Beni: not a rhino
jason:
jason: BENI.
jason: HELP ME YUOU FREAK.
Beni: You can tell from the horns
jason: JUST GIVE ME A GUN.
jason: AND I'LL KILL IT.
Beni: *shoots everything in sight*
jason: THEN I CAN DRAG ZIA TO THE LAKE AGAIN.
Beni: *misses the hippo*
jason: *Beni misses Jason*
jason: Beni, help me.
Beni: I hit everything except the hippo
jason: I NEED TO DRAG THE DEAD ZIA BODY TO THE LAKE.
Beni: I am 50 ft away
jason: HELP ME
Beni: I'll toss you my gun
jason: DANGGIT.
jason: OK.
jason: GIVE ME.
jason: GIVE IT TO ME
Beni: *tosses gum*
Beni: damn
jason: *CATCHES THE GUM*
jason: GUM?
Beni: I toss you the gum
jason: WHY DID YOU GIVE ME GUM!
Zia Lim: stop ittttttt.
Beni: Wait a minute
Beni: I'll get the gun
Zia Lim: love me again
jason: FASTER.
Zia Lim:
jason: FASTER.
jason: GIVE ME THE GUN
Beni: *tosses gun*
Beni: OMG!
jason: SO I CAN KILL ZIA.
Beni: The corpse is talking!
jason: SHE'S STILL MOVING.
jason:
Beni: AHHH!!
jason: I NEDE TO KILL ZIA
jason: GO.
Beni: Run for your life!!!!
jason: GIVE ME THE GUN
jason: *CRAWL FOR HIS LIFE*
Beni: I'll go machine gun on your ass
Beni: *goes machine gun on their asses*
jason: *IS NOW BESIDE BENI*
jason: NOW BENI.
jason: GIVE ME THE GUN
Beni: ahh!
Beni: I kill you!
Beni: *shoots jason in leg*
Beni: I'm just kidding
Beni: I wont kill you
jason: HAHA, I HAVE NO LEG.
jason:
Beni: That's the point
jason: GO, GIVE ME THE GUN, SO I CAN KILL THE TALKING ZIA AND THE HIPPO
jason: OH NHO
jason: BENI!
jason: IN YOUR BACK!
jason: A TIGER!
jason: *THE TIGER HUMPS BENI*
jason:
jason: BENI./
jason: YOU'RE BEING HUMPED
jason: GIVE ME THE GUN