Sh1t VS Pico Pi, Kat Dizon and Trisha Gallardo: Guest Sh1tter Francis Style

Sh1t VS Pico Pi: Guest Sh1tter Francis Style --- This sh1t contains highly explicit swearing and cursing, may cause nausea, dizzyness, athlete's foot, athlete's dick, pregnancy, high pleasure in gambling, expecting mothers, congratulations, happy mothers day, and may cause uhmm........... forgetfulness.

Francis Gozar: Pico.
Sir Pascua: bkt?
Francis Gozar: Ano sinasabi mo kay Gino na bading ako?
Sir Pascua: ako??
Francis Gozar: Oo.
Sir Pascua: hindi ah
Francis Gozar: Ikaw daw.
Sir Pascua: nde ako!
Francis Gozar: Tignan mo pa sabi nya.
Sir Pascua: gago yun eh!
Sir Pascua: bakla
Francis Gozar: Gino Lago (5/24/2009 1:28:46 PM): alam mo, sabi skin ni pico na bading ka daw. tapos kung ano ano kinekwnto skin.
Francis Gozar: Oh?
Francis Gozar: Ano kinekwento mo sakin?
Sir Pascua: gago yun eh
Francis Gozar: Puta, ano nga?
Sir Pascua: wala nga
Francis Gozar: Oh?
Sir Pascua: niloloko ka lng ni Gino
Francis Gozar: Bakit nya sinabi yan?
Sir Pascua: malay ko ba sa bakla na yun
Sir Pascua: xa ang gagohin mo
Francis Gozar: Puta, kaibigan ko rin si Gino, wag mo tatawagin na bakla yun.
Francis Gozar: Hoy! Ano ba?
Sir Pascua: puta kaibigan na bakla un
Francis Gozar: Ano kinekwento nga mo sakin?
Sir Pascua: wala nga eh
Francis Gozar: Ano ngayon kung bakla sya?
Sir Pascua: sinungaling yun gago na un
Sir Pascua: fag
Sir Pascua: gay
Sir Pascua: mahilig sa mga lalaki
Francis Gozar: Ikaw ata yun eh.
Sir Pascua: nde ah
Francis Gozar: Puta, umayos ka.
Sir Pascua: umaayos ka din ha
Francis Gozar: Bakit ako aayos?
Francis Gozar: Ikaw yung nagkwkwento ng ano ano dyan eh..
Sir Pascua: maniwla ka sa mga bagay na totoo
Sir Pascua: kaw kya
Francis Gozar: Eh syempre, maniniwala ako kay Gino kasi kaibigan ko sya.
Sir Pascua: pak shet
Sir Pascua: pati naamn ako eh
Francis Gozar: Di katulad mo, kaibigan mo ako pero kung ano ano kinwkwento mo kay Gino na masama.
Francis Gozar: TSS.
Francis Gozar: Wag ka na mag-kunwari.
Sir Pascua: pfft
Sir Pascua: weh
Sir Pascua: walang silbi si gino
Francis Gozar: Weh mo rin.
Francis Gozar: Ikaw ang walang silbi.
Sir Pascua: sama sama
Sir Pascua: tsk
Francis Gozar: Kinwkwento mo kay Gino na sinungaling.
Sir Pascua: gago un e
Francis Gozar: PUTA, SI GINO PA YUNG MASAMA?!
Francis Gozar: IKAW YUNG GAGO, ULOL.
Francis Gozar: WAG MO NA KASI ITAGO.
Sir Pascua: Oo
Sir Pascua: si Gino yung masama
Sir Pascua: kasama ka na dun
Francis Gozar: ALAM KO KUNG ANO ANO PINAGSASABI MO KAY GINO.
Francis Gozar: AKO PA YUNG MASAMA.
Sir Pascua: katulad ng?
Sir Pascua: Oo
Sir Pascua: kaw
Sir Pascua: kaw pa nga nagagalit dyan
Francis Gozar: EH SYEMPRE.
Sir Pascua: nanahimik lng ako
Sir Pascua: tas ikaw pa nagagalit
Francis Gozar: SINO BA DI MAGAGALIT KUNG TINATAWAG MO AKONG BADING SA IBANG TAO.
Sir Pascua: knina mo pa ako pinagmumura
Sir Pascua: tas nde pa ako galit
Francis Gozar: EH KASI ALAM MO NA MALI YUNG GINAWA MO KAYA KA GANYAN.
Francis Gozar: TINATAGO MO PA KASI.
Sir Pascua: wala ako tinatago
Sir Pascua: noh
Francis Gozar: AKALA KO PA NAMAN NA MABAIT KA.
Sir Pascua: kala mo lng
Francis Gozar: TAPOS TATAWAGIN MO RIN PALA AKONG BADING SA LIKOD KO.
Francis Gozar: NAPAKA SAMA MO.
Sir Pascua: nde ah
Sir Pascua: si Gino
Sir Pascua: un
Sir Pascua: kaw naman din ah
Sir Pascua: masama ka
Francis Gozar: MATATAWAG MO PA SARILI MONG OFFICER?
Sir Pascua: Oo
Sir Pascua: bkt
Sir Pascua: ?
Francis Gozar: AKO BA YUNG NAGSISINUNGALING?
Sir Pascua: Oo!
Sir Pascua: naniwla ka agad kay Gino
Francis Gozar: ANG OFFICER, DI NAG SISINUNGALING.
Sir Pascua: wla pa nga proof
Francis Gozar: ETO NGA OH.
Francis Gozar: NAKA-SAVE PA SA ARCHIVES KO.
Sir Pascua: geh
Francis Gozar: Gino Lago (5/24/2009 1:28:46 PM): alam mo, sabi skin ni pico na bading ka daw. tapos kung ano ano kinekwnto skin.
Francis Gozar: OH.
Francis Gozar: TSS.
Sir Pascua: nde nya pinakita yung cnab nya
Sir Pascua: cnab ko*
Francis Gozar: ANO?!
Francis Gozar: SH1T, WAG KA NA MAGSINUNGALING.
Francis Gozar: HULI KA NA EH.
Sir Pascua: wala nga
Francis Gozar: UMAMIN KA NA KASI.
Francis Gozar: KUNG AYAW MO MAGING MALING.
Sir Pascua: okay sige
Sir Pascua: wala ako
Sir Pascua: cnab
Sir Pascua: ayun totoo na
Francis Gozar: HINDI EH.
Francis Gozar: WAG KA NA KASI MAGSINUNGALING!
Sir Pascua: wala nga!
Francis Gozar: AMININ MO NA TINAWAG MO AKONG BADING SA LIKOD KO.
Sir Pascua: nde nga e!
Francis Gozar: SAAN PATUNAY MO?!!?
Francis Gozar: PROOF!
Sir Pascua: anung proof???
Francis Gozar: KANINA KA PA HINDI NG HINDI EH.
Sir Pascua: xmpre wala!
Sir Pascua: kasi wala naman ako cnab
Francis Gozar: OH, TIGNAN MO?
Francis Gozar: HINDI, WALA KANG PROOF KASI TINATAGO MO.
Sir Pascua: wala!
Sir Pascua: cge nga
Sir Pascua: nsan yung proof ni Gino na cnab ko un?>
Francis Gozar: pico pics: ah c francis?
pico pics: bading yun eh
Gino Lago: gago, pag nalaman nya na tinawag mo na bading yun, magagalit yun
pico pics: wla akong paki
Francis Gozar: Oh?
Francis Gozar: Pinakita nya sakin yan,
Sir Pascua: tangina
Sir Pascua: nde ko yan cnab noh
Francis Gozar: Tapos kinwento nya kung ano yung sinasabi mo.
Francis Gozar: ULOL. KUNYARI.
Sir Pascua: wala
Francis Gozar: AYAN NA NGA EH.
Francis Gozar: MAY PROOF NA NGA EH.
Sir Pascua: loko lng yan!
Sir Pascua: ginawa nya lng yan
Francis Gozar: TSS.
Francis Gozar: ULOL.
Francis Gozar: SINABI NYA SAKIN NA WAG DAW SABIHIN SAKIN.
Sir Pascua: puta labo?
Francis Gozar: TANGA.
Francis Gozar: SABI NYA NA SABI MO DAW NA WAG SABIHIN SAKIN.
Sir Pascua: puta labo naman tlga
Sir Pascua: ayan oh
Sir Pascua: kaw ang tanga e
Francis Gozar: AT LEAST DI AKO SINUNGALING.
Francis Gozar: TULAD MO.
Sir Pascua: nde ka lng naniniwla sa mga bagay na totoo
Francis Gozar: TOTOO NAMAN SABI NI GINO AH.
Sir Pascua: nde kaya
Francis Gozar: IKAW YUNG HINDI NAGSASABI NG TOTOO.
Francis Gozar: ANO?
Francis Gozar: YUN NALANG BA LAGI SASABIHIN MO?
Sir Pascua: naniwala ka agad sa kanya
Sir Pascua: Oo
Francis Gozar: HINDI, HINDI, HINDI?
Sir Pascua: bkt ba?
Sir Pascua: kasi totoo naman
Sir Pascua: Oo
Francis Gozar: PUTA, HULI KA NA NGA EH.
Sir Pascua: wala nga eh
Francis Gozar: ANONG WALA?
Francis Gozar: ANO NGA TO?
Sir Pascua: wala akong cnasbe
Francis Gozar: pico pics: ah c francis?
pico pics: bading yun eh
Gino Lago: gago, pag nalaman nya na tinawag mo na bading yun, magagalit yun
pico pics: wla akong paki
Francis Gozar: ANO YAN?
Sir Pascua: puta gawa gwa lng yan
Sir Pascua: gwa gawa lng
Francis Gozar: OO, IKAW GUMAWA.
Francis Gozar: TSS.
Sir Pascua: naniwla ka agad
Francis Gozar: KASI TOTOO DAW EH.
Sir Pascua: panu ka sure?>
Francis Gozar: SABI NYA EH.
Sir Pascua: sbe ko na nga nde eh
Francis Gozar: HINDI KA NG HINDI.
Sir Pascua: kasi totoo nga
Francis Gozar: MAY PROOF NA NGA AKO EH.
Sir Pascua: gwa gwa lng nga
Francis Gozar: ANO GUSTO MO? SAPAKAN?
Sir Pascua: geh ba!
Francis Gozar: O SIGE.
Francis Gozar: MAMAYA.
Francis Gozar: PUTA.
Sir Pascua: cge mamaya
Francis Gozar: DALIN MO LAHAT NG KAIBIGAN MO.
Sir Pascua: cge ba
Sir Pascua: game
Francis Gozar: LAHAT NG BADING MONG KAIBIGAN.
Sir Pascua: Oo
Francis Gozar: MGA WALANG TITI.
Sir Pascua: sama ko na si Gino dun
Sir Pascua: katulad mo
Francis Gozar: ULOL MO, GAGO.
Sir Pascua: Gago mo din
Francis Gozar: OO NA, FUCKER.
Francis Gozar: ALIS NA.
Sir Pascua: okay
Francis Gozar: SA OB AH?
Sir Pascua: sige ba
Francis Gozar: Pico, I just sh1t on you.

Sh1t VS Kat Dizon: Guest Sh1tter Francis Style --- This sh1t contains highly explicit swearing and cursing, may cause nausea, dizzyness, athlete's foot, athlete's dick, pregnancy, high pleasure in gambling, expecting mothers, congratulations, happy mothers day, and may cause uhmm........... forgetfulness.

Francis Gozar: Kat.
Katrina Dizon: yes?
Francis Gozar: Have you heard na what happened to Pico?
Katrina Dizon: no.
Francis Gozar: Hindi nya pa nakwento sayo?
Katrina Dizon: nope.
Francis Gozar: He's in the hospital right now.
Katrina Dizon: what? :|
Katrina Dizon: seriously?
Francis Gozar: Oo.
Francis Gozar: Kahapon kasi, nag-airsoft sila.
Francis Gozar: Tapos, si Gino, nabaril nya yung Left Eye ni Pico.
Francis Gozar: Dumugo, tapos maaga sila umuwi.
Francis Gozar: Tapos nandun parin yung bullet sa eye ni Pico.
Katrina Dizon: ew. :|
Francis Gozar: Tapos he had to be operated para matangal.
Katrina Dizon: pero he's okay naman na diba?
Francis Gozar: Yup.
Francis Gozar: But I think he wont be able to use his left eye anymore. :(
Katrina Dizon: what? :|
Francis Gozar: That's why kanina, I tried to cheer him up, kawawa naman kasi sya eh. :(
Katrina Dizon: hindi yan. magagamit pa niya yan.
Francis Gozar: Then kanina, he logged on with his laptop in the hospital.
Francis Gozar: And he told me the whole story.
Katrina Dizon: :(
Katrina Dizon: I hope maging okay lang siya. :|
Francis Gozar: Tomorrow, me, Pauline, Gino, Van, Ariel and the others are gonna visit him.
Francis Gozar: You wanna come?
Katrina Dizon: which hospital?
Francis Gozar: St. Lukes.
Katrina Dizon: oh. I'm not sure if I can go. I'll be leaving for Cebu this tuesday.
Francis Gozar: Ohh.
Francis Gozar: When will you come back>
Francis Gozar: *?
Katrina Dizon: sunday pa.
Francis Gozar: Ohh, you want to leave him a message instead?
Katrina Dizon: sure? :)
Francis Gozar: Go.
Katrina Dizon: umm, sabihin mo sa kanya. get well soon. he can do it! and see him this coming june 15. :)
Francis Gozar: Ahh, that's all?
Francis Gozar: Yun lang?
Katrina Dizon: yeah.
Francis Gozar: Kat, I just sh1t on you.
Francis Gozar: Btw, Maling is <3

Sh1t VS Trisha Gallardo: Guest Sh1tter Francis Style --- This sh1t contains highly explicit swearing and cursing, may cause nausea, dizzyness, athlete's foot, athlete's dick, pregnancy, high pleasure in gambling, expecting mothers, congratulations, happy mothers day, and may cause uhmm........... forgetfulness.

Francis Gozar: Trisha, you sent me something bad yesterday.
Trisha Gallardo: i did?
Francis Gozar: I am so mad at you right now.
Trisha Gallardo: huh? what did i do?
Francis Gozar: Fuck, don't pretend you don't know.
Trisha Gallardo: what? I didn't send you anything yesterday
Francis Gozar: Trisha Gallardo: FCK YOU FRANCIS, YOU'RE SMALL AND I HATE YOU, YOUR MOM DOESN'T LOVE YOU, YOUR DAD DOESN'T LOVE YOU. YOU'RE ADOPTED. MAYBE THAT'S WHY MICAH DOESN'T LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE ONE ARROGANT DWARF! FUCK YOU! GO TO HELL MOTHER FUCKER!
Trisha Gallardo: what time was that?!
Francis Gozar: 4:00AM.
Francis Gozar: Fck you too.
Trisha Gallardo: i WASN'T ONLINE THAT TIME
Francis Gozar: You think I'm not hurt?
Trisha Gallardo: but i wasn't online that time
Francis Gozar: Yeah, maybe I am arrogant.
Francis Gozar: You don't have to rub it in my face.
Francis Gozar: So what if Micah doesn't like me?
Francis Gozar: Who gives a sh1t?
Trisha Gallardo: I wasn't online at that time
Francis Gozar: Then who was it?
Francis Gozar: A ghost?
Francis Gozar: Tss.
Trisha Gallardo: which ID was that?
Francis Gozar: Yeah right, Trisha.
Francis Gozar: Meijiangie.
Trisha Gallardo: but I wasn't online that time
Francis Gozar: I already deleted your other ID.
Francis Gozar: You better apologize.
Francis Gozar: Before I get mad.
Trisha Gallardo: but Francis, i wasn't online that time
Francis Gozar: THEN WHO WAS IT?
Francis Gozar: hUH?
Francis Gozar: TSS.
Trisha Gallardo: I have an archive here and there is nothing sent at 4am
Francis Gozar: EXCUSES, EXCUSES.
Trisha Gallardo: I can't apologize for something I didn't even do
Francis Gozar: WHEN YOU USE OTHER COMPUTERS, YOU DON'T HAVE ARCHIVES FROM THAT.
Francis Gozar: THEN WHO SENT ME THOSE FUCKING WORDS, HUH?
Francis Gozar: A GHOST?
Trisha Gallardo: francis I only use one computer
Francis Gozar: MAYBE YOU WENT INTO AN INTERNET SHOP.
Francis Gozar: FUCK, THERE ARE MANY WAYS, TRISHA.
Trisha Gallardo: dude I only use one computer
Francis Gozar: THEN WHO WAS IT?!
Francis Gozar: A GARBAGE COLLECTOR!?
Francis Gozar: FUCK MAN.
Trisha Gallardo: if you don't believe it was me, then what was the font that time you received it?
Francis Gozar: SCREW IT.
Francis Gozar: IT WAS IN ARIAL.
Trisha Gallardo: I use comic sans
Francis Gozar: OTHER COMPUTERS, TRISHA.
Francis Gozar: TSS.
Francis Gozar: YOU CAN'T FOOL ME.
Trisha Gallardo: I ONLY USE ONE COMPUTER!
Trisha Gallardo: IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME GO ASK MY MOM
Francis Gozar: THEN MAYBE SOMEONE HACKED YOU.
Francis Gozar: DAMN, YOU BETTER FIND OUT WHO IT IS, OR I'M STILL BLAMING YOU.
Trisha Gallardo: the hell... how will I find out if I ain't a computer whiz?
Francis Gozar: THEN FIND SOMEONE WHO IS.
Francis Gozar: FUCK.
Francis Gozar: ANYONE MAD AT YOU?
Trisha Gallardo: it's only you...
Francis Gozar: ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS MAD AT ME?
Francis Gozar: ANYONE YOU KNOW MAD AT ME?
Trisha Gallardo: no
Francis Gozar: THEN WHO IS IT?!?
Trisha Gallardo: how should I know
Francis Gozar: FUCK TRISHA, IF I FIND OUT YOU DID THIS, I WILL MAKE YOU CRY, FUCKDAMMIT.
Francis Gozar: THIS BETTER NOT BE YOU.
Trisha Gallardo: why would I do that to you?
Francis Gozar: I'M GONNA MAKE LIFE MORE MISERABLE FOR YOU.
Francis Gozar: I DON'T KNOW, TRISHA.
Trisha Gallardo: only person I sweared at was dominic and that was the end
Francis Gozar: THERE COULD BE OTHER PEOPLE YOU CAN SWEAR AT.
Francis Gozar: TRISHA.
Francis Gozar: ARE YOU SURE IT"'S NOT YOU?
Trisha Gallardo: I only sweared to one
Trisha Gallardo: of course not
Trisha Gallardo: I wasn't online at 4am
Francis Gozar: WELL, THERE IS INVISBLE.
Francis Gozar: FUCK TRISHA.
Trisha Gallardo: that's still the same
Francis Gozar: YOU CAN'T MAKE SOMEONE MAD BELIEVE YOU IF YOU HAVE EVIDENCE.
Francis Gozar: *DON'T HAVE EVIDENCE
Francis Gozar: TRISHA?!
Francis Gozar: WHERE'S YOUR PROOF?!
Trisha Gallardo: how can I have proof if I just got online!?
Francis Gozar: I DON'T KNOW.
Francis Gozar: FIND THE ONE THAT DID IT.
Francis Gozar: OR ELSE.
Francis Gozar: YOUR LIFE WILL TURN INTO LUNCHEON MEAT.
Trisha Gallardo: YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MY LIFE IS ALREADY!
Trisha Gallardo: SO DON'T GO SAYING THAT!
Francis Gozar: Trisha.
Francis Gozar: I just sh1t on you. You're on the most famous blog ever, you just got, Sh1t.