Sh1t VS Jason: BackFIRED! Beni STYLE!

Sh1t VS Jason: Beni Stylee!

Jason Reyes: Tellypussy.
Beni: YO.
Beni: Patext ako.
Jason Reyes: Wala ako cellphone.
Beni: Bading ka.
Jason Reyes: Bakit?
Jason Reyes: Dahil wala ako cellphone?
Jason Reyes: SHIT. I'M GAY!
Jason Reyes: I'M LIKE JERVI. NO CELLPHONE.
Jason Reyes: FUCK.
Jason Reyes: NOOOOO!
Jason Reyes: BENI.
Beni: JASON.
Beni: Galing ako sa GH kanina.
Beni: A ka na
Beni: Ako D
Beni: SiZia D
Beni: Kara A
Beni: Si Vergil C
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: No joke?
Beni: Si Greg A
Beni: No Joke
Jason Reyes: Seryoso talaga?
Beni: SERYOSO NGA
Jason Reyes: Fuck.
Jason Reyes: Sino na sinabihan mo?
Beni: You and kara
Jason Reyes: Si Patty?
Beni: Di ko nakita
Jason Reyes: Sino pa naktia mo?
Beni: Ikaw, jason ,vergil, kara, greg, ako, jervis
Beni: Yun lang
Jason Reyes: Ah.
Jason Reyes: Taena.
Jason Reyes: Sino kasama ko sa A? A parin?
Jason Reyes: Labo.
Jason Reyes:
Beni: Malay ko ba
Beni: Dun si kara
Jason Reyes: Kawawa naman si Vergil.
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: C.
Beni: C manoy
Jason Reyes: Ampota. Mas gusto ko maging C kaysa A.
Beni: MaskadiriC
Beni: Puro nerds and shit
Jason Reyes: Masmaykilala naman ako dun kaysa A.
Jason Reyes: D ba naging A?
Jason Reyes: Labo.
Jason Reyes: I mean
Jason Reyes: E ba naging D?
Beni: LABO
Beni: Yung iba
Beni: Malay ko ba
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: Tangina.
Beni: Basta hinanap ko lang name ko
Jason Reyes: Papacheck ko sa kuya ko.
Beni: Cge
Beni: Seryoso
Beni: Kasama mo mga worst enemies mo
Jason Reyes: Fuck.
Jason Reyes: Sino nga ba worst enemies ko?
Jason Reyes: Wala naman akong worst enemies e.
Jason Reyes:
Beni: Si Sajid
Beni:
Jason Reyes: Bait din naman sakin yun e.
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: FUCK.
Jason Reyes: PAPATRANSFER AKO. GUSTO KO KASAMA KITA.
Jason Reyes:
Beni: Pagtransfer mo lilipat ako
Beni: Habulan tyo
Beni:
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: Sige.
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: Tangina.
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: Sige, teka. Iyak lang ako sa bathroom.
Beni: WAIT
Beni: I just sh1t on you,
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: WOOHOO.
Jason Reyes: SABI KO NA NGA BA
Beni: Paki post jase
Jason Reyes: Sige.
Beni: Ayaw magload eh
Jason Reyes: Jason Reyes: I THINK BENI IS KIDDING WITH ME.
Jason Reyes: Jason Reyes: Shh.
Kara samonte: i think its a joke
Jason Reyes: Kungyari naniniwala tayo.
Jason Reyes:
Beni: Di kita bati

Meanwhile:
Kara samonte: Beni: Galing ako sa GH
Beni: Kasama ko si Greg\
Beni: Sa A ka na
KARA SAMONTE: sa A ?
KARA SAMONTE: ha?
KARA SAMONTE:
Beni: Yeah
Beni: A ka na
Beni: asd
Beni: as
Beni: d
Beni: asd
Beni: as
Beni: das
Beni: d
Kara samonte: ano ba yun?
Jason Reyes: Section A.
Jason Reyes: Duh.
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: 3-A.
Jason Reyes: FUCK.
Jason Reyes: SHIT.
Jason Reyes: ACQWDAS
Jason Reyes: DASDASFAS
Jason Reyes: FASD
Jason Reyes: TAAANGINA.
Kara samonte: YOU ARE FUCKING KIDDING ME
Jason Reyes: NO.
Jason Reyes: I THINK BENI IS KIDDING WITH ME.
Jason Reyes: I DON'T KNOW.
Jason Reyes: FUCK SHIT.
Jason Reyes: ASSSHOOLLLEEE/
Jason Reyes: ASDASDASD
Jason Reyes: asdas
Jason Reyes: d
Jason Reyes: asd
Jason Reyes: assd
Jason Reyes: asd
Jason Reyes: as
Jason Reyes: dassd
Jason Reyes: as
Jason Reyes: SHIT
Jason Reyes: KARA.
Jason Reyes: AYAWW KOO.
Kara samonte: joke yan
Kara samonte: fo sure
Jason Reyes: Seryoso?
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: Probably.
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: Shh.
Kara samonte: i think its a joke
Jason Reyes: Kungyari naniniwala tayo.
Jason Reyes: Kungyari lang.
Jason Reyes: DI KO ALAM.
Jason Reyes: BASTA.
Jason Reyes: PINAPUNTA KO KUYA KO SA OB.
Kara samonte: so its a joke nga?
Jason Reyes: PINACHECK KO SECTION KO.
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: DI KO ALAM.
Jason Reyes:
Kara samonte: SIGE SIGE!
Kara samonte: GO!
Jason Reyes: DI PA TUMATAWAH.
Jason Reyes: DI PA TUMATAWAG.
Jason Reyes: PAG A AKO. MEANING NUN, TOTOO SINASABI NI BENI.
Jason Reyes: BAKIT AKO?@
Jason Reyes: POTA.
Kara samonte: GOGOOGO
Jason Reyes: BAKIITT AKO!?
Jason Reyes: TEKA.
Jason Reyes: DI PA TUMATAWAHG.
Kara samonte: HINDI, SABIHIN MO KAY BENI: "PINAPUNTA KO KUYA KO SA OB. TITINGNAN NIYA SECTIONS NATIN"
Kara samonte: tapos kung nag "UY JOKE LANG" si beni, yun
Jason Reyes: Jason Reyes: Papacheck ko sa kuya ko.
Beni: Cge
Beni: Seryoso
Jason Reyes: Jason Reyes: Sige, teka. Iyak lang ako sa bathroom.
Beni: WAIT
Beni is typing a message.
Beni: I just sh1t on you,
Jason Reyes:
Kara samonte: KARA SAMONTE: ill call ob nga
Beni: SIge nga
Beni: BUT WAIT!
Beni: I just sh1t on you.
KARA SAMONTE: i know
KARA SAMONTE:
KARA SAMONTE:
KARA SAMONTE: ulolerz
Beni: Tssss
Beni: Pinaguusapan kasi nila Jason
Beni: Tsss
Beni: Teamwork
Beni is typing a message.
Beni: TSSSSSSSSSSSS
KARA SAMONTE: hahahahaha!!!

Note: Deep inside, I was crying. Or was I?!