Sh1t VS Jervis Cudia: Beni Style

Sh1t VS Jervis Cudia: Beni Style (Parental Guidance) BACK FIRED AGAIN

16:17:57) Beni: Tgal mo magreply
(16:18:04) Jervis Cudia: dota eh
(16:18:10) Beni: Tssss
(16:22:30) Beni: Galing akong Gh kanina
(16:22:32) Beni: Section B ka na
(16:23:44) Jervis Cudia: :))
(16:23:49) Jervis Cudia: seryoso
(16:23:53) Beni: Seryoso
(16:23:54) Beni: Ako D ako
(16:23:57) Beni: Si Greg A
(16:24:06) Beni: Si Kara A
(16:24:11) Beni: Si Jason C
(16:24:13) Beni: Si Vergil C
(16:24:18) Beni: Si Zia D
(16:24:26) Jervis Cudia: ok
(16:24:27) Beni: Yun lang maalala ko
(16:24:39) Jervis Cudia: ahhhhh
(16:24:40) Jervis Cudia: ok
(16:24:44) Beni: BObo ka eh
(16:34:52) Beni: asd
(16:34:52) Beni: asd
(16:34:53) Beni: as
(16:34:53) Beni: d
(16:34:53) Beni: asd
(16:34:53) Beni: as
(16:34:53) Beni: d
(16:34:54) Beni: asd
(16:34:54) Beni: as
(16:34:54) Beni: das
(16:34:54) Beni: d
(16:34:54) Beni: asd
(16:34:55) Beni: asd
(16:34:57) Beni: Pa text ako
(16:36:22) Jervis Cudia: bakit?
(16:36:29) Beni: wala akong load
(16:36:56) Beni: Text mo si Micoy sabihin mo "bobo ka tapos wala na kami nila greg dyan. Ang tagal mo."
(16:37:23) Jervis Cudia: =))
(16:38:15) Beni: Tinext mo na?
(16:38:16) Jervis Cudia: alis nako
(16:38:20) Beni: WAG
(16:38:21) Jervis Cudia: basketball
(16:38:24) Beni: Pa text last
(16:38:26) Beni: Last na
(16:39:08) Beni: 09238973559
(16:39:13) Beni: Di mo kilala yan
(16:39:31) Beni: Sabihin mo "Dadalin ko yung ps2 dyan bukas. Wala akong load. -Beni"
(16:41:20) Jervis Cudia: wala
(16:41:20) Jervis Cudia: na
(16:41:21) Jervis Cudia: si
(16:41:23) Jervis Cudia: kuya
(16:41:35) Beni: Bobo ka daw sabinya
(16:41:46) Jervis Cudia: epal!
(16:41:53) Jervis Cudia has signed off.

FEW MINUTES LATER...

(17:46:00) Jervis Cudia: ang labo ng stat ko
(17:46:45) Beni: =)):))
(17:46:45) Beni: Grabe
(17:46:47) Beni: =)):))
(17:46:57) Jervis Cudia: gay pic ni marco
(17:46:59) Jervis Cudia: :))
(17:47:09) Beni: Di ko kita
(17:47:18) Beni: Gagawin ko stat ko "PAPERNEGRO in the HOUSE!"
(17:47:19) Beni: :))
(17:47:31) Jervis Cudia: :))
(17:47:37) Jervis Cudia: nilagay ko na sasection ko B
(17:47:39) Jervis Cudia: sa bag
(17:47:48) Beni: Bobo mo
(17:47:51) Beni: Naniwala ka sakin
(17:48:12) Beni: I was sh1tting on you mehn
(17:52:30) Jervis Cudia: yea men
(17:52:33) Jervis Cudia: niloloko lang kita
(17:52:34) Jervis Cudia: bobo mo
(17:52:39) Beni: Puta
(17:52:40) Jervis Cudia: para malaman mo
(17:52:43) Beni: Popost ko sana
(17:52:45) Jervis Cudia: =))
(17:52:49) Beni: Para malaman ko
(17:52:50) Beni: ?
(17:52:50) Jervis Cudia: hahaha
(17:52:54) Jervis Cudia: mas matutak ako sayo men
(17:52:56) Jervis Cudia: ndi
(17:52:58) Beni: Oo
(17:53:01) Beni: mas MATUTAK
(17:53:02) Jervis Cudia: para malaman ko kung nagsisinungaling ka
(17:53:02) Beni: :))
(17:53:08) Jervis Cudia: MAS MATUTAK AKO
(17:53:17) Beni: MASMATUTAK KA
(17:53:18) Beni: :))

Sh1t VS Kim Limpin: Jason Style

Sh1t VS Kim Limpin: Jason Style (HAHAHA.)

Kim Limpin: may I know my section?>
Jason Reyes: Lagi ako kinukulit.
Jason Reyes: Teka, let me check.
Jason Reyes: Nasa camera ng bro ko e.
Kim Limpin: panu mo nacheck?
Jason Reyes: Para ma memorize ko.
Kim Limpin: oh.
Kim Limpin:
Jason Reyes: Pumunta ako.
Jason Reyes: Section D ka.
Kim Limpin: magkakaclasm8 parin tayo?
Jason Reyes: Yeah.
Kim Limpin: yeah!
Kim Limpin: wait.
Kim Limpin: D AKO?!
Jason Reyes: Oo.
Jason Reyes: D na tayo/.
Jason Reyes:
Kim Limpin: ikaw?
Jason Reyes: D.
Kim Limpin: D ka din?
Jason Reyes: Vergil A.
Kim Limpin: weh?!
Jason Reyes: Beni C.
Jason Reyes: Oo.
Kim Limpin: seryoso?!
Jason Reyes: OO.
Kim Limpin: ampf.
Jason Reyes:
Kim Limpin: vergil beni wala?!
Jason Reyes: Wala.
Kim Limpin:
Jason Reyes: Francis, C.
Kim Limpin: seriously tol?
Kim Limpin:
Jason Reyes: Slr.
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: Yeah.
Jason Reyes: Seryoso.
Kim Limpin: hehe kk lng.
Kim Limpin: serioso?
Kim Limpin: as in no joke?
Jason Reyes: A si Kra.
Jason Reyes: *Kara.
Jason Reyes: Si Zia D.
Kim Limpin: as in no joke tol?
Jason Reyes: Si Allen, D.
Jason Reyes: Basta, marami paring magkasama.
Jason Reyes: Mga maiingay lang inalis
Kim Limpin: cnu cnu wala?
Kim Limpin: kara, vergil, francis, beni...
Jason Reyes: Gusto mo talaga idictate ko?
Jason Reyes: Kara, Vergil, Beni, Francis, Angelo, Shanica, Abby.
Jason Reyes: Teka, check ko pa.
Kim Limpin: wala si abby?!
Kim Limpin: omg.
Kim Limpin:
Jason Reyes: Yeah.
Jason Reyes: Maingay kasi siguro?
Jason Reyes: AY OO!
Kim Limpin:
Jason Reyes: Si Patrick din.
Jason Reyes: Dahil dun s aincident.
Jason Reyes: Basta, halos lahat na nag ka incident.
Kim Limpin: ampfness.
Kim Limpin: wala na ung ibang masasaya sa class.
Jason Reyes: Ay oo.
Jason Reyes: Marami sa D napunta satin.
Kim Limpin: si raniel D din?
Jason Reyes: Like Andreuw, Macky, Jervis, Jullius, Kenneth.
Kim Limpin: yeah!
Jason Reyes: Ay, si Raniel B.
Kim Limpin:
Kim Limpin: serioso?
Jason Reyes: Yeah.
Kim Limpin: wew.
Jason Reyes: Di ko alam bakit.
Kim Limpin: bat ganun?
Jason Reyes: Ay! Hindi pala.
Kim Limpin: ?
Jason Reyes: Si Anna pala.
Jason Reyes:
Kim Limpin:
Jason Reyes: Kasi, ang liit ng font.
Kim Limpin: si raniel D?
Kim Limpin:
Jason Reyes: Kala ko yung Rosario, Raniel.
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: Oo.
Jason Reyes: Si Charlene din.
Jason Reyes: Nalipat sa B.
Kim Limpin: weh?!
Kim Limpin: daming nalipat.
Jason Reyes: Oo.
Jason Reyes: Marami din na punta satin.
Kim Limpin: pero bat ganun.
Jason Reyes: Halos lahat ng D Boys.
Kim Limpin: sabi ni sir. intact parin tayo daw.
Jason Reyes: Tapos si Patrick Ong, Luigi Taa.
Jason Reyes: Tapos, may 4 na girls na bago.
Jason Reyes: Satin.
Jason Reyes: Si Vanessa, Abby, and 2 new students.
Jason Reyes: \Di ko kilala e.
Jason Reyes:
Kim Limpin: si taa at ong nasatin?
Jason Reyes: May isa din tayong boy na new student.
Jason Reyes: Oo.
Kim Limpin: wew.
Kim Limpin:
Kim Limpin: grabe. halo halo na class natin ah.
Kim Limpin: pero sa D madami mga taga E?
Jason Reyes: Yeah
Kim Limpin: cge tol.
Kim Limpin: thx.
Jason Reyes: Sige.
Jason Reyes: Yeah.
Jason Reyes: Tapos, may isang student, nakakatawa pangalan.
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: Reynaldo Gamputhco.
Jason Reyes: Gamputcho*
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: AY!
Jason Reyes: WTFZOMG.
Jason Reyes: HOW COULD I FORGET TO TELL YOU!
Jason Reyes: D si LEIGH ANN!
Kim Limpin:
Kim Limpin: WEH?!!?!?!
Kim Limpin: OMFG.
Jason Reyes: Joke lang.
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: B siya.
Kim Limpin:
Kim Limpin: wew.
Jason Reyes: Sinusurprise lang kita.
Kim Limpin:
Kim Limpin: you sure did.
Kim Limpin:
Kim Limpin: tol.
Kim Limpin: sabi mo kay Kara na D si leigh ann?
Kim Limpin:
Jason Reyes: Oo.
Jason Reyes: Niloko ko din.
Jason Reyes:
Kim Limpin:
Jason Reyes: Lokohin mo din.
Jason Reyes:
Kim Limpin: uu
Kim Limpin: sabi nya
Kim Limpin: lagot daw ako
Kim Limpin: kasi kasection ko si leigh ann.
Kim Limpin: sabi ko nmn.
Kim Limpin: maslagot si raniel.
Kim Limpin:
Jason Reyes:
Kim Limpin: si zia sa C?
Kim Limpin:
Jason Reyes: D.
Kim Limpin: ah
Kim Limpin: ampf tol.
Kim Limpin: sakit ng likod ko.
Kim Limpin: kakabreakdance ampf.
Kim Limpin: biglang sumakit.
Jason Reyes:
Kim Limpin: labo. christabel bucao.
Kim Limpin:
Jason Reyes:
Kim Limpin: nasa OB na ulit sya?!?!
Jason Reyes: Wala ako nabasa e.
Jason Reyes:
Kim Limpin:
Kim Limpin: pero tinanong ka nya?
Jason Reyes: Oo
Kim Limpin: omg.
Kim Limpin:

Sh1t VS Jason: BackFIRED! Beni STYLE!

Sh1t VS Jason: Beni Stylee!

Jason Reyes: Tellypussy.
Beni: YO.
Beni: Patext ako.
Jason Reyes: Wala ako cellphone.
Beni: Bading ka.
Jason Reyes: Bakit?
Jason Reyes: Dahil wala ako cellphone?
Jason Reyes: SHIT. I'M GAY!
Jason Reyes: I'M LIKE JERVI. NO CELLPHONE.
Jason Reyes: FUCK.
Jason Reyes: NOOOOO!
Jason Reyes: BENI.
Beni: JASON.
Beni: Galing ako sa GH kanina.
Beni: A ka na
Beni: Ako D
Beni: SiZia D
Beni: Kara A
Beni: Si Vergil C
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: No joke?
Beni: Si Greg A
Beni: No Joke
Jason Reyes: Seryoso talaga?
Beni: SERYOSO NGA
Jason Reyes: Fuck.
Jason Reyes: Sino na sinabihan mo?
Beni: You and kara
Jason Reyes: Si Patty?
Beni: Di ko nakita
Jason Reyes: Sino pa naktia mo?
Beni: Ikaw, jason ,vergil, kara, greg, ako, jervis
Beni: Yun lang
Jason Reyes: Ah.
Jason Reyes: Taena.
Jason Reyes: Sino kasama ko sa A? A parin?
Jason Reyes: Labo.
Jason Reyes:
Beni: Malay ko ba
Beni: Dun si kara
Jason Reyes: Kawawa naman si Vergil.
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: C.
Beni: C manoy
Jason Reyes: Ampota. Mas gusto ko maging C kaysa A.
Beni: MaskadiriC
Beni: Puro nerds and shit
Jason Reyes: Masmaykilala naman ako dun kaysa A.
Jason Reyes: D ba naging A?
Jason Reyes: Labo.
Jason Reyes: I mean
Jason Reyes: E ba naging D?
Beni: LABO
Beni: Yung iba
Beni: Malay ko ba
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: Tangina.
Beni: Basta hinanap ko lang name ko
Jason Reyes: Papacheck ko sa kuya ko.
Beni: Cge
Beni: Seryoso
Beni: Kasama mo mga worst enemies mo
Jason Reyes: Fuck.
Jason Reyes: Sino nga ba worst enemies ko?
Jason Reyes: Wala naman akong worst enemies e.
Jason Reyes:
Beni: Si Sajid
Beni:
Jason Reyes: Bait din naman sakin yun e.
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: FUCK.
Jason Reyes: PAPATRANSFER AKO. GUSTO KO KASAMA KITA.
Jason Reyes:
Beni: Pagtransfer mo lilipat ako
Beni: Habulan tyo
Beni:
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: Sige.
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: Tangina.
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: Sige, teka. Iyak lang ako sa bathroom.
Beni: WAIT
Beni: I just sh1t on you,
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: WOOHOO.
Jason Reyes: SABI KO NA NGA BA
Beni: Paki post jase
Jason Reyes: Sige.
Beni: Ayaw magload eh
Jason Reyes: Jason Reyes: I THINK BENI IS KIDDING WITH ME.
Jason Reyes: Jason Reyes: Shh.
Kara samonte: i think its a joke
Jason Reyes: Kungyari naniniwala tayo.
Jason Reyes:
Beni: Di kita bati

Meanwhile:
Kara samonte: Beni: Galing ako sa GH
Beni: Kasama ko si Greg\
Beni: Sa A ka na
KARA SAMONTE: sa A ?
KARA SAMONTE: ha?
KARA SAMONTE:
Beni: Yeah
Beni: A ka na
Beni: asd
Beni: as
Beni: d
Beni: asd
Beni: as
Beni: das
Beni: d
Kara samonte: ano ba yun?
Jason Reyes: Section A.
Jason Reyes: Duh.
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: 3-A.
Jason Reyes: FUCK.
Jason Reyes: SHIT.
Jason Reyes: ACQWDAS
Jason Reyes: DASDASFAS
Jason Reyes: FASD
Jason Reyes: TAAANGINA.
Kara samonte: YOU ARE FUCKING KIDDING ME
Jason Reyes: NO.
Jason Reyes: I THINK BENI IS KIDDING WITH ME.
Jason Reyes: I DON'T KNOW.
Jason Reyes: FUCK SHIT.
Jason Reyes: ASSSHOOLLLEEE/
Jason Reyes: ASDASDASD
Jason Reyes: asdas
Jason Reyes: d
Jason Reyes: asd
Jason Reyes: assd
Jason Reyes: asd
Jason Reyes: as
Jason Reyes: dassd
Jason Reyes: as
Jason Reyes: SHIT
Jason Reyes: KARA.
Jason Reyes: AYAWW KOO.
Kara samonte: joke yan
Kara samonte: fo sure
Jason Reyes: Seryoso?
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: Probably.
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: Shh.
Kara samonte: i think its a joke
Jason Reyes: Kungyari naniniwala tayo.
Jason Reyes: Kungyari lang.
Jason Reyes: DI KO ALAM.
Jason Reyes: BASTA.
Jason Reyes: PINAPUNTA KO KUYA KO SA OB.
Kara samonte: so its a joke nga?
Jason Reyes: PINACHECK KO SECTION KO.
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: DI KO ALAM.
Jason Reyes:
Kara samonte: SIGE SIGE!
Kara samonte: GO!
Jason Reyes: DI PA TUMATAWAH.
Jason Reyes: DI PA TUMATAWAG.
Jason Reyes: PAG A AKO. MEANING NUN, TOTOO SINASABI NI BENI.
Jason Reyes: BAKIT AKO?@
Jason Reyes: POTA.
Kara samonte: GOGOOGO
Jason Reyes: BAKIITT AKO!?
Jason Reyes: TEKA.
Jason Reyes: DI PA TUMATAWAHG.
Kara samonte: HINDI, SABIHIN MO KAY BENI: "PINAPUNTA KO KUYA KO SA OB. TITINGNAN NIYA SECTIONS NATIN"
Kara samonte: tapos kung nag "UY JOKE LANG" si beni, yun
Jason Reyes: Jason Reyes: Papacheck ko sa kuya ko.
Beni: Cge
Beni: Seryoso
Jason Reyes: Jason Reyes: Sige, teka. Iyak lang ako sa bathroom.
Beni: WAIT
Beni is typing a message.
Beni: I just sh1t on you,
Jason Reyes:
Kara samonte: KARA SAMONTE: ill call ob nga
Beni: SIge nga
Beni: BUT WAIT!
Beni: I just sh1t on you.
KARA SAMONTE: i know
KARA SAMONTE:
KARA SAMONTE:
KARA SAMONTE: ulolerz
Beni: Tssss
Beni: Pinaguusapan kasi nila Jason
Beni: Tsss
Beni: Teamwork
Beni is typing a message.
Beni: TSSSSSSSSSSSS
KARA SAMONTE: hahahahaha!!!

Note: Deep inside, I was crying. Or was I?!