Sh1t VS Shermae : Jason Style

Sh1t VS Shermae : Jason Style --- Parental Guidance is advised. (No, seriously. Many bad words and violence.)

Jason: Kayo na ni Vergil no?
shermae ting: huh?
Jason: Kayo na ni Vergil.
Jason: Narinig ko from someone.
Jason: Nakita kayo nag dadate sa Promenade
Jason: Don't deny it.
shermae ting: nde pa nga ako nakakalabas, nagtratraning pa ako
Jason: TAE.
Jason: DON'T LIE.
Jason: KAYO NA NI VERGIL?
shermae ting: no
shermae ting:
Jason: Liar.
shermae ting: im serious nde nga
Jason: Tss.
Jason: Liar Liar Pants on Fire
Jason: Tss.
Jason: Nag first kiss na kayo?
shermae ting: haha, alam ko pinagtitripan lang nyo ako kasi sabay kayo ni beni
shermae ting:
Jason: ?
Jason: Magkagalit kami ni Beni e.
shermae ting: bkt?
Jason: Wag ka epal.
Jason: Liar.
Jason:
Jason: Kayo na ni Vergil right?
shermae ting: nde nga, ask him yourself
Jason: Aminin mo muna
Jason: I asked him.
shermae ting: nde nga kami
Jason: Vergil: pwet mo
shermae ting: told yah, nde kami
Jason: Wala naman siya sinabi oo o hindi a?
Jason: Sus.
shermae ting: nde nga
Jason: Sus/
shermae ting:
Jason: Liar ka.
Jason: Ano ba yan.
Jason: Bakit ka ba sinungaling?
Jason: Di ko naman sasabihin kahit kanino e.
shermae ting: nde nga, if ever meron i'll tell you agad, nde nmn ako mahihya
Jason: Sus.
Jason: Liare.
Jason: May nakakita nga sainyo sa Promenade e.
Jason: Nasa harap Timezone.
shermae ting: nde pa nga ako nakakapunta sa prome in like a month
Jason: Wag ka sinungaling, my source never lies to me.
Jason: What's the use of lying ba?
Jason: Just say the truth, and I'll stop.
shermae ting: im not lying nga
shermae ting:
Jason: Bakit ba kasi pinili ni Vergil.
shermae ting: i am telling the truth
Jason: Ang sinugaluing mo.
shermae ting: im not lying nga
Jason: Saying
Jason: "I'm not lying nga" when lying, is lying.
Jason: So what now? Liar.
Jason: Nag sex na kayo no?
shermae ting: nde nga kami, and no, eww
Jason: Anong "Ew" alam ko namamn gusto mo e.
Jason: At, liar ka talaga.
shermae ting: sus, im not lying
Jason: Bakit ka ba pinili ni Vergil? Liar na, bastos pa, at itim mo pa, di katulad si Vergil, super puti.
shermae ting:
Jason: What's funny?
Jason:
Jason: Liar ka talaga.
shermae ting: sus, im not dating anyone nga
Jason: Kaya wala kang friends e.
shermae ting: sure, jason, sure
Jason: God is gazing upon you, disgraced for lying.
Jason: Tss.
shermae ting: im not lying, and im saying this for the last time nde ga, i would never lie to god
Jason: Never lie to God?
Jason: Saying that while lying, is already lying
Jason: Go to Hell Bitch, you fucking liar.
shermae ting: im not lying nga
shermae ting: wat am i lying about????
Jason: Don't act stupid, because you're stupid already
Jason: Liar.
Jason: I really don't know why Vergil picked you as his girlfriend
shermae ting: you know wat, i really dont know why im arguing with you, when i know myself the truth
Jason: Yeah Sure, you're even lying to yourself, what a God-Forsaken bitch you are.
shermae ting: stop using gods name in vein
Jason: You're even spelling vein wrong.
Jason: It's "vain"
Jason: See? Have I proven that you're stupid?
Jason: Anyway, you're changing the subject.
shermae ting: nvm
shermae ting: please stop im busy
Jason: Yeah.
Jason: Liar.
Jason: SEE?
shermae ting: i am, may hw pa ako
Jason: "please stop im busy"
Jason: Then why are you chatting with me
Jason: ?
Jason: Tamad ka pa, bakit nayun mo lang ginawa?
Jason: Tss.
Jason: Stupid, Lazy, Fat and black.
Jason: Syus.
Jason: Sus.
Jason: Sinungaling ka talaga.
shermae ting: im not ask francis your self, may quiz kami bukas
Jason: Don't reply na, you're just causing God with grief with your lying.
Jason: May quiz kayo bukas? Kala ko HW?
Jason: SUS
Jason: OO NA, SIGE NA.
Jason: MAG "STUDY" KA NA.
Jason: IISIPIN MO LANG NAMAN SEX MOMENTS NIYO NI VERGIL E.
Jason: Why'd you stop replying? Cause nag "sstudy" ka?
Jason: Yeah ryt.