Sh1t VS Ysais: Conference Style

Audrei Benipayo has joined the conference.

rheema ysais: No, thank you.
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rheema ysais has joined the conference.

Audrei Benipayo: mam this is imprtant
Jason Reyes: This is important Mam.
Audrei Benipayo: right jason?
Audrei Benipayo: this is about biology
rheema ysais: ok
Jason Reyes: Yes Ma'am.
Audrei Benipayo: you have to answeer
rheema ysais: go ask...
Audrei Benipayo: if you dont
Audrei Benipayo: we will fail english
Jason Reyes: Ma'am. What's H and N in H1N1?
Audrei Benipayo: ma'am
Audrei Benipayo: are you ready to answer?
Audrei Benipayo: hydrogen'
rheema ysais: yes
Audrei Benipayo: doi
Jason Reyes: Hydrogen?
Jason Reyes: Really?
Audrei Benipayo: yeah
Jason Reyes: I thought it was Hemoglobbin.
Audrei Benipayo: n means nitrogen
Audrei Benipayo: nope
Jason Reyes: I thought N was Neuraminidase. :
Jason Reyes:
rheema ysais: hydrogen?
Audrei Benipayo: that's what your dog said when he parachutted in the amazon river
Audrei Benipayo: ma'am
Jason Reyes: Really? When she called you? OH! That's what she told you!
Audrei Benipayo: here is the question
Audrei Benipayo: this is a biology question
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: Where?
Audrei Benipayo: what will you do if your red blood cells revolted against your body and attacked the white blood cells which will be attached to your bones while the brain cells attempt to take over the world using their intellectual intelligence of doom?
rheema ysais: please ask?
Audrei Benipayo: yun yun eh
Jason Reyes:
rheema ysais: beni?
Jason Reyes: Nice question Beni.
Audrei Benipayo: thank you thank you
rheema ysais: ur red blood cells are for trasport of oxygen
Audrei Benipayo: yes, but they revolted because they wnat to be white
rheema ysais: recisely it binds with oxtgen the hemolobin which gives ur blood its color
Audrei Benipayo: ohhhh
rheema ysais: for the wbc it fight aginst disesases
Jason Reyes: Like Michael Jackson.
Audrei Benipayo: but they want to be white
Audrei Benipayo: they are racist
Audrei Benipayo: yes
Audrei Benipayo: like michael jckson
Jason Reyes: Like Michael Jackson wants to be white
rheema ysais: ur bone marrow is responsible for prodcing ur blood
Audrei Benipayo: their pigmentation ws changed with the use of pastuerizatopn
rheema ysais: its componenets are RBC<>
Audrei Benipayo: ?
Audrei Benipayo: your*
Jason Reyes: Ma'am, can you answer Mr.B (Beni's) question. I am baffled by it.
Jason Reyes:
rheema ysais: jervis?
rheema ysais: or jervi?
Jason Reyes: My hypothesis is incomplete, I'm not continuing it. Because, I don't have enough data.
Jason Reyes: Jervis Ma'am.
rheema ysais: cudia?
Audrei Benipayo: jervis
Audrei Benipayo: Yes ma'am.
Audrei Benipayo: We are intrigued of his genes.
Jason Reyes: Jervis is my newest experiment. I'm testing if his nose is heriditary or not.
Jason Reyes: So, we could stop the spread of big noses.
Audrei Benipayo: I am currently attempting to reconstruct his DNA.
rheema ysais: wats wrong with jervis nose?
Jason Reyes: Ma'am, it's hard to explain.
Kara samonte has joined the conference.

Audrei Benipayo: I have invited specimen
Audrei Benipayo: K A R A
Jason Reyes: K A R A.
rheema ysais: i never notice ders sumting rong on his nose?
Audrei Benipayo: Because it only happens if you move close to him.
Jason Reyes: There is Ma'am. He's just hiding it from the naked eye.
Jason Reyes: Yes.
Jason Reyes: Also, we are testing if stupidity is contagious.
Jason Reyes:
Audrei Benipayo: He will start harassing you as if he was a dangerous orangutan.
Jason Reyes: Yes.
Kara samonte: who?
Jason Reyes: That's one trait we noticed.
Kara samonte: HI MA'AM!
Kara samonte:
rheema ysais: hi kara!
Jason Reyes: That's why wew call him "THE HARASSER"
Jason Reyes: Hey Kara.
rheema ysais: are you stil wid marvin?
Jason Reyes:
Audrei Benipayo: Our hypothesis of stupidity being contaigous is becoming cool.
Jason Reyes: Yes, it is spreading.
rheema ysais: stupidity is never cool
Audrei Benipayo: I have learned that it spreads only to people who want to be cool.
Jason Reyes: Ma'am. Never look closely to Jervis. Or else, he will harass you.
Audrei Benipayo: I concur Ms. ysais.
Jason Reyes: Ask Kara, she has felt the harassment of specimen J E R V I S.
Jason Reyes: I second the motion.
Jason Reyes: Am I right Kara?
Audrei Benipayo: That specimen is apparently ustable due to the spread of stupidity.
Jason Reyes: Jervis has harassed you before.
Kara samonte: sorry lateeeeee. yeah i am.
Jason Reyes: And, it's because you're close to him.
Kara samonte: what?
Kara samonte: sino?
Audrei Benipayo: K A R A is not allowed to play Rune
Audrei Benipayo: scape.
Jason Reyes: Specimen J E R V I S.
Kara samonte: Cudia the harrasser?
Jason Reyes: Yes.
Audrei Benipayo: YEs
Kara samonte: harass*
Jason Reyes: Do you see Ma'am?
rheema ysais: how's paul coping wid your clas?
Jason Reyes: We have proved our point.
Audrei Benipayo: The harasser has struck again
Jason Reyes: Paul? He is copping very well. Though, he has been struck by J E R V I S.
Audrei Benipayo: He currently coping very well with his intelectual disabilities.
Jason Reyes: He has harassed him already.
Jason Reyes: He is currently traumatized by the events.
Jason Reyes: So, he avoids our experiments towards him.
Audrei Benipayo: Paul has gotten a terrible fever due to specimen J E R V I S/
rheema ysais: how aboutt vrgil ang francis?
Jason Reyes: Vergil and Francis are coping well.
rheema ysais: mr alananao is a tough one
Jason Reyes: Though, specimen V E R G I L is showing signs of female hormones in his body.
Audrei Benipayo: Mr. Alanano is a tough but kind one.
Audrei Benipayo: his research of tthe human named
Jason Reyes: Yes. Fun when necessary, tough when needed.
Jason Reyes: He is a good teacher Ma'am. Our class likes him.
Audrei Benipayo: F R A N C I S is becoming really understandable.
Kara samonte:
rheema ysais: how about the new student?
Jason Reyes: Yes.
Audrei Benipayo: Our new student is weird.
Audrei Benipayo: Look at his YM pic.
Jason Reyes: Yes.
Jason Reyes: His YM pic is a squirrel with his face.
rheema ysais: he's from florida ryt
Jason Reyes: That's why I'm experimenting him.
rheema ysais: coz his sister in 1st year is my student
Audrei Benipayo: It's a squireel with his face cropped into it.
Jason Reyes: I call him. Experiment C A R L.
Kara samonte: i asked him whats the weirdest question anyone's asked him he said it was "Do you like men" )
rheema ysais: be nice to him..
Jason Reyes: We are.
Audrei Benipayo: I concur Mr. REyes.
Kara samonte: wonder who asked him that
rheema ysais: its hard to be the new guy..
Jason Reyes: I am his orientor Ma'am.
Audrei Benipayo: C A R L is my bestfriend.
Jason Reyes: He's coping well.
rheema ysais: please be nice
Jason Reyes: C A R L is my prodigy.
Jason Reyes:
Audrei Benipayo: I have onced been the "new guy".
Jason Reyes: I call him "CARL"
Kara samonte: oonga hahaha
Kara samonte: byeeeeeeee g2g.
Jason Reyes: Though, he prefers being called "KAHRL.
Jason Reyes: ait.
rheema ysais: bye kara
Jason Reyes: Kara.
Jason Reyes: Wait.
Audrei Benipayo: But the so called J E R V I S is making him live like a tough little irish man.
Kara samonte: bye ma'am, jason beni
Kara samonte:
Kara samonte has left the conference.

Audrei Benipayo: Bye kara.
Jason Reyes: She left.
rheema ysais: bye boys
rheema ysais: got to go
Audrei Benipayo: Why was I last?
rheema ysais has left the conference.

Jason Reyes: Without waiting for our good bye.
Audrei Benipayo: Dont go