Sh1t VS Pico Pi, Kat Dizon and Trisha Gallardo: Guest Sh1tter Francis Style

Sh1t VS Pico Pi: Guest Sh1tter Francis Style --- This sh1t contains highly explicit swearing and cursing, may cause nausea, dizzyness, athlete's foot, athlete's dick, pregnancy, high pleasure in gambling, expecting mothers, congratulations, happy mothers day, and may cause uhmm........... forgetfulness.

Francis Gozar: Pico.
Sir Pascua: bkt?
Francis Gozar: Ano sinasabi mo kay Gino na bading ako?
Sir Pascua: ako??
Francis Gozar: Oo.
Sir Pascua: hindi ah
Francis Gozar: Ikaw daw.
Sir Pascua: nde ako!
Francis Gozar: Tignan mo pa sabi nya.
Sir Pascua: gago yun eh!
Sir Pascua: bakla
Francis Gozar: Gino Lago (5/24/2009 1:28:46 PM): alam mo, sabi skin ni pico na bading ka daw. tapos kung ano ano kinekwnto skin.
Francis Gozar: Oh?
Francis Gozar: Ano kinekwento mo sakin?
Sir Pascua: gago yun eh
Francis Gozar: Puta, ano nga?
Sir Pascua: wala nga
Francis Gozar: Oh?
Sir Pascua: niloloko ka lng ni Gino
Francis Gozar: Bakit nya sinabi yan?
Sir Pascua: malay ko ba sa bakla na yun
Sir Pascua: xa ang gagohin mo
Francis Gozar: Puta, kaibigan ko rin si Gino, wag mo tatawagin na bakla yun.
Francis Gozar: Hoy! Ano ba?
Sir Pascua: puta kaibigan na bakla un
Francis Gozar: Ano kinekwento nga mo sakin?
Sir Pascua: wala nga eh
Francis Gozar: Ano ngayon kung bakla sya?
Sir Pascua: sinungaling yun gago na un
Sir Pascua: fag
Sir Pascua: gay
Sir Pascua: mahilig sa mga lalaki
Francis Gozar: Ikaw ata yun eh.
Sir Pascua: nde ah
Francis Gozar: Puta, umayos ka.
Sir Pascua: umaayos ka din ha
Francis Gozar: Bakit ako aayos?
Francis Gozar: Ikaw yung nagkwkwento ng ano ano dyan eh..
Sir Pascua: maniwla ka sa mga bagay na totoo
Sir Pascua: kaw kya
Francis Gozar: Eh syempre, maniniwala ako kay Gino kasi kaibigan ko sya.
Sir Pascua: pak shet
Sir Pascua: pati naamn ako eh
Francis Gozar: Di katulad mo, kaibigan mo ako pero kung ano ano kinwkwento mo kay Gino na masama.
Francis Gozar: TSS.
Francis Gozar: Wag ka na mag-kunwari.
Sir Pascua: pfft
Sir Pascua: weh
Sir Pascua: walang silbi si gino
Francis Gozar: Weh mo rin.
Francis Gozar: Ikaw ang walang silbi.
Sir Pascua: sama sama
Sir Pascua: tsk
Francis Gozar: Kinwkwento mo kay Gino na sinungaling.
Sir Pascua: gago un e
Francis Gozar: PUTA, SI GINO PA YUNG MASAMA?!
Francis Gozar: IKAW YUNG GAGO, ULOL.
Francis Gozar: WAG MO NA KASI ITAGO.
Sir Pascua: Oo
Sir Pascua: si Gino yung masama
Sir Pascua: kasama ka na dun
Francis Gozar: ALAM KO KUNG ANO ANO PINAGSASABI MO KAY GINO.
Francis Gozar: AKO PA YUNG MASAMA.
Sir Pascua: katulad ng?
Sir Pascua: Oo
Sir Pascua: kaw
Sir Pascua: kaw pa nga nagagalit dyan
Francis Gozar: EH SYEMPRE.
Sir Pascua: nanahimik lng ako
Sir Pascua: tas ikaw pa nagagalit
Francis Gozar: SINO BA DI MAGAGALIT KUNG TINATAWAG MO AKONG BADING SA IBANG TAO.
Sir Pascua: knina mo pa ako pinagmumura
Sir Pascua: tas nde pa ako galit
Francis Gozar: EH KASI ALAM MO NA MALI YUNG GINAWA MO KAYA KA GANYAN.
Francis Gozar: TINATAGO MO PA KASI.
Sir Pascua: wala ako tinatago
Sir Pascua: noh
Francis Gozar: AKALA KO PA NAMAN NA MABAIT KA.
Sir Pascua: kala mo lng
Francis Gozar: TAPOS TATAWAGIN MO RIN PALA AKONG BADING SA LIKOD KO.
Francis Gozar: NAPAKA SAMA MO.
Sir Pascua: nde ah
Sir Pascua: si Gino
Sir Pascua: un
Sir Pascua: kaw naman din ah
Sir Pascua: masama ka
Francis Gozar: MATATAWAG MO PA SARILI MONG OFFICER?
Sir Pascua: Oo
Sir Pascua: bkt
Sir Pascua: ?
Francis Gozar: AKO BA YUNG NAGSISINUNGALING?
Sir Pascua: Oo!
Sir Pascua: naniwla ka agad kay Gino
Francis Gozar: ANG OFFICER, DI NAG SISINUNGALING.
Sir Pascua: wla pa nga proof
Francis Gozar: ETO NGA OH.
Francis Gozar: NAKA-SAVE PA SA ARCHIVES KO.
Sir Pascua: geh
Francis Gozar: Gino Lago (5/24/2009 1:28:46 PM): alam mo, sabi skin ni pico na bading ka daw. tapos kung ano ano kinekwnto skin.
Francis Gozar: OH.
Francis Gozar: TSS.
Sir Pascua: nde nya pinakita yung cnab nya
Sir Pascua: cnab ko*
Francis Gozar: ANO?!
Francis Gozar: SH1T, WAG KA NA MAGSINUNGALING.
Francis Gozar: HULI KA NA EH.
Sir Pascua: wala nga
Francis Gozar: UMAMIN KA NA KASI.
Francis Gozar: KUNG AYAW MO MAGING MALING.
Sir Pascua: okay sige
Sir Pascua: wala ako
Sir Pascua: cnab
Sir Pascua: ayun totoo na
Francis Gozar: HINDI EH.
Francis Gozar: WAG KA NA KASI MAGSINUNGALING!
Sir Pascua: wala nga!
Francis Gozar: AMININ MO NA TINAWAG MO AKONG BADING SA LIKOD KO.
Sir Pascua: nde nga e!
Francis Gozar: SAAN PATUNAY MO?!!?
Francis Gozar: PROOF!
Sir Pascua: anung proof???
Francis Gozar: KANINA KA PA HINDI NG HINDI EH.
Sir Pascua: xmpre wala!
Sir Pascua: kasi wala naman ako cnab
Francis Gozar: OH, TIGNAN MO?
Francis Gozar: HINDI, WALA KANG PROOF KASI TINATAGO MO.
Sir Pascua: wala!
Sir Pascua: cge nga
Sir Pascua: nsan yung proof ni Gino na cnab ko un?>
Francis Gozar: pico pics: ah c francis?
pico pics: bading yun eh
Gino Lago: gago, pag nalaman nya na tinawag mo na bading yun, magagalit yun
pico pics: wla akong paki
Francis Gozar: Oh?
Francis Gozar: Pinakita nya sakin yan,
Sir Pascua: tangina
Sir Pascua: nde ko yan cnab noh
Francis Gozar: Tapos kinwento nya kung ano yung sinasabi mo.
Francis Gozar: ULOL. KUNYARI.
Sir Pascua: wala
Francis Gozar: AYAN NA NGA EH.
Francis Gozar: MAY PROOF NA NGA EH.
Sir Pascua: loko lng yan!
Sir Pascua: ginawa nya lng yan
Francis Gozar: TSS.
Francis Gozar: ULOL.
Francis Gozar: SINABI NYA SAKIN NA WAG DAW SABIHIN SAKIN.
Sir Pascua: puta labo?
Francis Gozar: TANGA.
Francis Gozar: SABI NYA NA SABI MO DAW NA WAG SABIHIN SAKIN.
Sir Pascua: puta labo naman tlga
Sir Pascua: ayan oh
Sir Pascua: kaw ang tanga e
Francis Gozar: AT LEAST DI AKO SINUNGALING.
Francis Gozar: TULAD MO.
Sir Pascua: nde ka lng naniniwla sa mga bagay na totoo
Francis Gozar: TOTOO NAMAN SABI NI GINO AH.
Sir Pascua: nde kaya
Francis Gozar: IKAW YUNG HINDI NAGSASABI NG TOTOO.
Francis Gozar: ANO?
Francis Gozar: YUN NALANG BA LAGI SASABIHIN MO?
Sir Pascua: naniwala ka agad sa kanya
Sir Pascua: Oo
Francis Gozar: HINDI, HINDI, HINDI?
Sir Pascua: bkt ba?
Sir Pascua: kasi totoo naman
Sir Pascua: Oo
Francis Gozar: PUTA, HULI KA NA NGA EH.
Sir Pascua: wala nga eh
Francis Gozar: ANONG WALA?
Francis Gozar: ANO NGA TO?
Sir Pascua: wala akong cnasbe
Francis Gozar: pico pics: ah c francis?
pico pics: bading yun eh
Gino Lago: gago, pag nalaman nya na tinawag mo na bading yun, magagalit yun
pico pics: wla akong paki
Francis Gozar: ANO YAN?
Sir Pascua: puta gawa gwa lng yan
Sir Pascua: gwa gawa lng
Francis Gozar: OO, IKAW GUMAWA.
Francis Gozar: TSS.
Sir Pascua: naniwla ka agad
Francis Gozar: KASI TOTOO DAW EH.
Sir Pascua: panu ka sure?>
Francis Gozar: SABI NYA EH.
Sir Pascua: sbe ko na nga nde eh
Francis Gozar: HINDI KA NG HINDI.
Sir Pascua: kasi totoo nga
Francis Gozar: MAY PROOF NA NGA AKO EH.
Sir Pascua: gwa gwa lng nga
Francis Gozar: ANO GUSTO MO? SAPAKAN?
Sir Pascua: geh ba!
Francis Gozar: O SIGE.
Francis Gozar: MAMAYA.
Francis Gozar: PUTA.
Sir Pascua: cge mamaya
Francis Gozar: DALIN MO LAHAT NG KAIBIGAN MO.
Sir Pascua: cge ba
Sir Pascua: game
Francis Gozar: LAHAT NG BADING MONG KAIBIGAN.
Sir Pascua: Oo
Francis Gozar: MGA WALANG TITI.
Sir Pascua: sama ko na si Gino dun
Sir Pascua: katulad mo
Francis Gozar: ULOL MO, GAGO.
Sir Pascua: Gago mo din
Francis Gozar: OO NA, FUCKER.
Francis Gozar: ALIS NA.
Sir Pascua: okay
Francis Gozar: SA OB AH?
Sir Pascua: sige ba
Francis Gozar: Pico, I just sh1t on you.

Sh1t VS Kat Dizon: Guest Sh1tter Francis Style --- This sh1t contains highly explicit swearing and cursing, may cause nausea, dizzyness, athlete's foot, athlete's dick, pregnancy, high pleasure in gambling, expecting mothers, congratulations, happy mothers day, and may cause uhmm........... forgetfulness.

Francis Gozar: Kat.
Katrina Dizon: yes?
Francis Gozar: Have you heard na what happened to Pico?
Katrina Dizon: no.
Francis Gozar: Hindi nya pa nakwento sayo?
Katrina Dizon: nope.
Francis Gozar: He's in the hospital right now.
Katrina Dizon: what? :|
Katrina Dizon: seriously?
Francis Gozar: Oo.
Francis Gozar: Kahapon kasi, nag-airsoft sila.
Francis Gozar: Tapos, si Gino, nabaril nya yung Left Eye ni Pico.
Francis Gozar: Dumugo, tapos maaga sila umuwi.
Francis Gozar: Tapos nandun parin yung bullet sa eye ni Pico.
Katrina Dizon: ew. :|
Francis Gozar: Tapos he had to be operated para matangal.
Katrina Dizon: pero he's okay naman na diba?
Francis Gozar: Yup.
Francis Gozar: But I think he wont be able to use his left eye anymore. :(
Katrina Dizon: what? :|
Francis Gozar: That's why kanina, I tried to cheer him up, kawawa naman kasi sya eh. :(
Katrina Dizon: hindi yan. magagamit pa niya yan.
Francis Gozar: Then kanina, he logged on with his laptop in the hospital.
Francis Gozar: And he told me the whole story.
Katrina Dizon: :(
Katrina Dizon: I hope maging okay lang siya. :|
Francis Gozar: Tomorrow, me, Pauline, Gino, Van, Ariel and the others are gonna visit him.
Francis Gozar: You wanna come?
Katrina Dizon: which hospital?
Francis Gozar: St. Lukes.
Katrina Dizon: oh. I'm not sure if I can go. I'll be leaving for Cebu this tuesday.
Francis Gozar: Ohh.
Francis Gozar: When will you come back>
Francis Gozar: *?
Katrina Dizon: sunday pa.
Francis Gozar: Ohh, you want to leave him a message instead?
Katrina Dizon: sure? :)
Francis Gozar: Go.
Katrina Dizon: umm, sabihin mo sa kanya. get well soon. he can do it! and see him this coming june 15. :)
Francis Gozar: Ahh, that's all?
Francis Gozar: Yun lang?
Katrina Dizon: yeah.
Francis Gozar: Kat, I just sh1t on you.
Francis Gozar: Btw, Maling is <3

Sh1t VS Trisha Gallardo: Guest Sh1tter Francis Style --- This sh1t contains highly explicit swearing and cursing, may cause nausea, dizzyness, athlete's foot, athlete's dick, pregnancy, high pleasure in gambling, expecting mothers, congratulations, happy mothers day, and may cause uhmm........... forgetfulness.

Francis Gozar: Trisha, you sent me something bad yesterday.
Trisha Gallardo: i did?
Francis Gozar: I am so mad at you right now.
Trisha Gallardo: huh? what did i do?
Francis Gozar: Fuck, don't pretend you don't know.
Trisha Gallardo: what? I didn't send you anything yesterday
Francis Gozar: Trisha Gallardo: FCK YOU FRANCIS, YOU'RE SMALL AND I HATE YOU, YOUR MOM DOESN'T LOVE YOU, YOUR DAD DOESN'T LOVE YOU. YOU'RE ADOPTED. MAYBE THAT'S WHY MICAH DOESN'T LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE ONE ARROGANT DWARF! FUCK YOU! GO TO HELL MOTHER FUCKER!
Trisha Gallardo: what time was that?!
Francis Gozar: 4:00AM.
Francis Gozar: Fck you too.
Trisha Gallardo: i WASN'T ONLINE THAT TIME
Francis Gozar: You think I'm not hurt?
Trisha Gallardo: but i wasn't online that time
Francis Gozar: Yeah, maybe I am arrogant.
Francis Gozar: You don't have to rub it in my face.
Francis Gozar: So what if Micah doesn't like me?
Francis Gozar: Who gives a sh1t?
Trisha Gallardo: I wasn't online at that time
Francis Gozar: Then who was it?
Francis Gozar: A ghost?
Francis Gozar: Tss.
Trisha Gallardo: which ID was that?
Francis Gozar: Yeah right, Trisha.
Francis Gozar: Meijiangie.
Trisha Gallardo: but I wasn't online that time
Francis Gozar: I already deleted your other ID.
Francis Gozar: You better apologize.
Francis Gozar: Before I get mad.
Trisha Gallardo: but Francis, i wasn't online that time
Francis Gozar: THEN WHO WAS IT?
Francis Gozar: hUH?
Francis Gozar: TSS.
Trisha Gallardo: I have an archive here and there is nothing sent at 4am
Francis Gozar: EXCUSES, EXCUSES.
Trisha Gallardo: I can't apologize for something I didn't even do
Francis Gozar: WHEN YOU USE OTHER COMPUTERS, YOU DON'T HAVE ARCHIVES FROM THAT.
Francis Gozar: THEN WHO SENT ME THOSE FUCKING WORDS, HUH?
Francis Gozar: A GHOST?
Trisha Gallardo: francis I only use one computer
Francis Gozar: MAYBE YOU WENT INTO AN INTERNET SHOP.
Francis Gozar: FUCK, THERE ARE MANY WAYS, TRISHA.
Trisha Gallardo: dude I only use one computer
Francis Gozar: THEN WHO WAS IT?!
Francis Gozar: A GARBAGE COLLECTOR!?
Francis Gozar: FUCK MAN.
Trisha Gallardo: if you don't believe it was me, then what was the font that time you received it?
Francis Gozar: SCREW IT.
Francis Gozar: IT WAS IN ARIAL.
Trisha Gallardo: I use comic sans
Francis Gozar: OTHER COMPUTERS, TRISHA.
Francis Gozar: TSS.
Francis Gozar: YOU CAN'T FOOL ME.
Trisha Gallardo: I ONLY USE ONE COMPUTER!
Trisha Gallardo: IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME GO ASK MY MOM
Francis Gozar: THEN MAYBE SOMEONE HACKED YOU.
Francis Gozar: DAMN, YOU BETTER FIND OUT WHO IT IS, OR I'M STILL BLAMING YOU.
Trisha Gallardo: the hell... how will I find out if I ain't a computer whiz?
Francis Gozar: THEN FIND SOMEONE WHO IS.
Francis Gozar: FUCK.
Francis Gozar: ANYONE MAD AT YOU?
Trisha Gallardo: it's only you...
Francis Gozar: ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS MAD AT ME?
Francis Gozar: ANYONE YOU KNOW MAD AT ME?
Trisha Gallardo: no
Francis Gozar: THEN WHO IS IT?!?
Trisha Gallardo: how should I know
Francis Gozar: FUCK TRISHA, IF I FIND OUT YOU DID THIS, I WILL MAKE YOU CRY, FUCKDAMMIT.
Francis Gozar: THIS BETTER NOT BE YOU.
Trisha Gallardo: why would I do that to you?
Francis Gozar: I'M GONNA MAKE LIFE MORE MISERABLE FOR YOU.
Francis Gozar: I DON'T KNOW, TRISHA.
Trisha Gallardo: only person I sweared at was dominic and that was the end
Francis Gozar: THERE COULD BE OTHER PEOPLE YOU CAN SWEAR AT.
Francis Gozar: TRISHA.
Francis Gozar: ARE YOU SURE IT"'S NOT YOU?
Trisha Gallardo: I only sweared to one
Trisha Gallardo: of course not
Trisha Gallardo: I wasn't online at 4am
Francis Gozar: WELL, THERE IS INVISBLE.
Francis Gozar: FUCK TRISHA.
Trisha Gallardo: that's still the same
Francis Gozar: YOU CAN'T MAKE SOMEONE MAD BELIEVE YOU IF YOU HAVE EVIDENCE.
Francis Gozar: *DON'T HAVE EVIDENCE
Francis Gozar: TRISHA?!
Francis Gozar: WHERE'S YOUR PROOF?!
Trisha Gallardo: how can I have proof if I just got online!?
Francis Gozar: I DON'T KNOW.
Francis Gozar: FIND THE ONE THAT DID IT.
Francis Gozar: OR ELSE.
Francis Gozar: YOUR LIFE WILL TURN INTO LUNCHEON MEAT.
Trisha Gallardo: YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MY LIFE IS ALREADY!
Trisha Gallardo: SO DON'T GO SAYING THAT!
Francis Gozar: Trisha.
Francis Gozar: I just sh1t on you. You're on the most famous blog ever, you just got, Sh1t.

MALING IS LOVE

MALING IS LOVE

Beni and mom talking while at the grocery...

Beni: Ma, bili tayo maling. Maling is love man.
Mom: Wag! May swine flu yan.
Beni: Ang labo naman nun. China gawa yung maling eh. sa Mexico yung swine flu.
Mom: Oo nga. Pero gawa sa tao yung maling.
Beni: Eeeew.

BENI VS JERVIS

BENI VS JERVIS


(12:33:36) Beni: IMY Too
(12:33:39) Beni: Sabay
(12:33:39) jervis_cudia: dssgamers ako
(12:33:40) Beni: :))
(12:33:44) Beni: Ngayon na?
(12:33:50) Beni: Weekdays lang ako eh
(12:33:56) Beni: Gago
(12:34:01) Beni: Di ko na off yung laptop
(12:34:08) Beni: Umalis kami for 4 hours
(12:34:10) Beni: ANG INET NA
(12:36:51) jervis_cudia: pinagusapan ka namin ni zia:>
(12:36:56) Beni: tapos?
(12:36:58) Beni: Ano sabi?
(12:36:59) Beni: Ha?
(12:37:00) Beni: Sagot
(12:37:07) jervis_cudia: sabi ko
(12:37:09) jervis_cudia: si beni
(12:37:11) jervis_cudia: gago un ehh
(12:37:13) jervis_cudia: wahahah
(12:37:13) jervis_cudia: joke
(12:37:26) Beni: Ano nga?
(12:37:27) jervis_cudia: sabi namin perfect ka sa how well do you know me ko
(12:37:29) Beni: Gago naman talaga ako e
(12:37:33) Beni: eh*
(12:37:37) jervis_cudia: answer mop
(12:37:43) Beni: Send mo sakin
(12:37:44) jervis_cudia: how well do you know me!
(12:37:51) Beni: 70%
(12:38:09) jervis_cudia: ayoko nga
(12:38:14) Beni: Tsss
(12:38:16) Beni: Taba mo
(12:38:18) Beni: Tamad*
(12:38:26) Beni: Pwede din yung first choice
(12:38:27) Beni: Labo
(12:39:25) jervis_cudia: hanapin mo
(12:39:32) Beni: ANG HIRAP MAGHANAP NG GANUN
(12:39:58) Beni: Astig
(12:40:00) Beni: Nakita ko na
(12:40:01) Beni: :))
(12:40:04) Beni: Amoy body odor ako
(12:40:42) Beni: 1 mistake ako
(12:40:44) Beni: Sure ako
(12:40:53) Beni: Di ko pa nakikita
(12:40:56) Beni: Kasi gusto ko tumae
(12:41:01) Beni: 66%
(12:41:02) Beni: :))
(12:41:22) jervis_cudia: ang bobo mo
(12:41:25) jervis_cudia: 66% lang
(12:41:32) Beni: Tignan mo nga kung ano mali ko
(12:41:35) Beni: Ayaw magload eh
(12:41:55) jervis_cudia: bat zia sagot mo?
(12:42:08) jervis_cudia: dmo ba alam paborito ko chicken
(12:42:10) jervis_cudia: ambob
(12:42:10) Beni: Kasi bawal ko click lahat
(12:42:10) jervis_cudia: o
(12:42:14) Beni: malay ko ba
(12:42:31) Beni: masbobo ka nga eh
(12:43:45) jervis_cudia: bakit?
(12:43:46) jervis_cudia: haha
(12:43:50) Beni: Malay
(12:43:54) Beni: sia
(12:43:56) Beni: LABO
(12:44:03) jervis_cudia: :|
(12:44:09) jervis_cudia: ang corny pota
(12:44:25) Beni: Ikaw nagsabi nyan eh
(12:44:29) Beni: Gagawa ako ng quiz
(12:44:31) Beni: Specialy for you
(12:44:35) jervis_cudia: ako ba?hahaha
(12:44:37) jervis_cudia: cge
(12:44:44) Beni: Oo
(12:45:22) jervis_cudia: haha
(12:45:22) jervis_cudia: tungkol saan ung quiz?
(12:45:27) Beni: Basata
(12:45:29) Beni: Basta*
(12:45:32) Beni: Kung alam mo nga ako
(12:45:33) Beni: Labo
(12:45:37) Beni: Kung "You know me well"
(12:45:38) Beni: :))
(12:45:49) jervis_cudia: ok?
(12:45:56) Beni: OK man
(12:45:58) jervis_cudia: ayusin mo kasi ung question
(12:46:01) Beni: Oo
(12:46:03) jervis_cudia: nakakgago ung question mo
(12:46:04) Beni: Ikaw nga ang labo eh
(12:46:07) Beni: May sagot na pizza
(12:46:11) jervis_cudia: kaya nga
(12:46:13) jervis_cudia: :))
(12:46:19) jervis_cudia: ung answer naman ung malabo
(12:46:22) jervis_cudia: hindi ung question
(12:46:24) Beni: :))
(12:46:29) Beni: Gagawin ko malabo lahat
(12:46:33) Beni: Para ako lahat
(12:46:35) Beni: Hindi isa lang
(12:46:36) Beni: Labo
(12:46:46) jervis_cudia: wala akong naintindihan
(12:46:49) jervis_cudia: bilis
(12:46:52) jervis_cudia: maglalaro na kami
(12:47:01) jervis_cudia: and2 cla seth uli eh
(12:47:08) Beni: Eeeew
(12:47:12) Beni: Ngayon na?
(12:47:15) jervis_cudia: oo
(12:47:15) Beni: Andyan sila?
(12:47:18) Beni: AS IN NOW?
(12:47:19) jervis_cudia: prating na cla lyle
(12:47:21) Beni: Sino sila
(12:47:23) Beni: Ayy gay
(12:47:26) Beni: Sana sinabi mo kahapon
(12:47:28) Beni: Tanong ko
(12:47:30) Beni: kung pwede ako
(12:47:44) jervis_cudia: ako lyle seth macky lou
(12:47:55) jervis_cudia: ang labo and2 c lou
(12:48:08) Beni: :))
(12:48:19) Beni: tanong mo yung ginawa namin kahapon
(12:48:39) Beni: Asan proof mo andyan sila?
(12:49:02) jervis_cudia: cge wait
(12:49:11) Beni: Bawal ako webcam
(12:49:13) Beni: Kasi pidgin sucks
(12:49:32) Beni: May traffic sa street namin
(12:49:35) Beni: May nagbangaan
(12:49:59) jervis_cudia: ahh
(12:50:00) jervis_cudia: haha
(12:50:05) jervis_cudia: sabi niya nag prank daw kayo
(12:50:27) Beni: Eh ulol ka pala eh
(12:50:29) Beni: Nakakagago ka
(12:50:34) Beni: Naguusap kami ng mommy ko ngayon
(12:50:36) Beni: Nasa CR sya
(12:50:38) Beni: Nagsisigawan kami
(12:50:41) Beni: Di ko sya marinig
(12:50:46) Beni: Kaya puro "Ma" sinasabi ko
(12:50:53) jervis_cudia: cm kami
(12:50:59) jervis_cudia: papagamit ko kay lou si levi
(12:51:02) Beni: Kaya pala
(12:51:08) Beni: may kausap sa phone
(12:51:26) jervis_cudia: start na
(12:51:28) Beni: WAG
(12:51:34) Beni: Natatae ako�
(12:51:36) jervis_cudia: GG kami
(12:51:37) Beni: BRB
(12:54:10) Beni: Ang bilis ko
(12:55:00) jervis_cudia: ampp
(12:55:02) jervis_cudia: maya na pm
(12:55:18) Beni: eqtqe
(12:55:19) Beni: t
(12:55:19) Beni: qet
(12:55:19) Beni: qe
(12:55:19) Beni: t
(12:55:19) Beni: qef
(12:55:20) Beni: d
(12:55:20) Beni: zg
(12:55:20) Beni: f
(12:55:20) Beni: a
(12:55:20) Beni: fga
(12:55:21) Beni: sdf
(12:55:21) Beni: ah
(12:55:21) Beni: asra
(12:55:21) Beni: sh
(12:55:22) Beni: f
(12:55:22) Beni: agd
(12:55:22) Beni: h
(12:55:22) Beni: d
(12:55:22) Beni: g
(12:55:22) Beni: asf
(12:55:23) Beni: h
(12:55:23) Beni: fh
(12:55:23) Beni: adg
(12:55:23) Beni: afs
(12:55:23) Beni: hs
(12:55:23) Beni: f
(12:55:24) Beni: ag
(12:55:24) Beni: asf
(12:55:24) Beni: jhsf
(12:55:24) Beni: g
(12:55:24) Beni: fh
(12:55:24) Beni: asfg
(12:55:25) Beni: sf
(12:55:25) Beni: hsfa
(12:55:25) Beni: g
(12:55:29) Beni: Hindi ko nabasa eh
(13:07:13) jervis_cudia: amp
(13:07:15) jervis_cudia: nag quitT_T
(13:07:17) jervis_cudia: tangina
(13:07:26) jervis_cudia: ganda ng levi ni lou
(13:07:33) jervis_cudia: imba set
(13:08:24) Beni: Papunta na ko dyan�

FEW MINUTES LATER....

Jervis was not there. Nobody was there. I deleted Jervis from my friends list. After five minutes I added him and we are friends again.

EPIC.

Sh1t VS Charlene Regidor: Jason Style

Sh1t VS Charlene Regidor: Jason Style --- LATE Night Sh1tting.

Charlene Regidor is a OBLP Student. - Peace awttt.

jason: Chen, have you heard about what happened to Lloyd?
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: huh? no.
jason: Di mo alam?
jason: Nevermind.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: nabusted siya? ))
jason: No It's far more lethal than that.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: eh. what? )
jason: You really want to know?
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: yeah sure.
jason: Don't tell anyone ah. Don't tell him I told you, kasi sabi lang ng friend niya sakin toh.
jason: Magagalit siya dun sa friend na nag sabi sakin.
jason: And I promised that friend not to tell anyone.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: ano?
jason: Ok?
jason: Nakipag bugbugan siya dahil natalo siya sa Basketball.
jason: Ganon ba talaga siya? Mabilis mapikon?
jason: As in, trinatrash talk siya.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: ))))
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: haha yeahh.
jason: Why?
jason: Tae nga e.
jason: Don't tell him I told you ah?
jason: AND DON'T TELL ANYONE.
jason: Tae, balita ko nga may black eye siya e.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: pikon siya. he punched me nung grade 2. ) gay ehh.
jason: lol
jason:
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: sure.
jason: Balita ko may black eye siya.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: oh? kawawa. ))
jason: Hangan nayun yata, nag aaway parin e.
jason: Pero, hindi yung bugbugan ah.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: sino kaaway niya?
jason: Yung pag nakita niya online and shit.
jason: Di ko kilala.
jason: Kapitbahay yata niya.
jason: Basta not from our school e.
jason: Narinig ko lang from a his friend which is also a friend of mine.
jason: Labo.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: ohh. )
jason: Yeah.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: kawawa naman. taken ba talaga yun?
jason: Taken?
jason: Yung movie?
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: oo. taken daw siyaaa. )
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: NO! WTF. TAKEN AS IN MAY GF.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: ano ba )
jason: Ah.
jason: Why? Crush mo siya noh?
jason:
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: EW
jason: Di ko nga yun close e.
jason:
jason: Pero, di ko alam pikon pala yun
jason:
jason: Natalo lang sa basketball game, tapos nakipagbugbugan.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: SUPERR PIKON YUN. )
jason: Grabe, sa LP ba? Ganun din siya?
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: he punched me cause inuto ko siya nung grade 2.
jason:
jason: HAHA
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: YEAHH.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: ----Censored----
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: ----Censored----
jason:
jason: Ganon pala siya.
jason: Anyhooooooo.
jason: Ayun, nag ka black eye siya, tapos balita ko din hinahanap siya ng grupo nung binugbog niya.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: yeahhh. )
ChaaarleneÜ regidor:
jason: Yeah.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: omg.
jason: It sounds like bullsh1t, pero yung grupo ng binugbog niya part of a street gang.
jason: I forgot what.
jason: Hinahanap siya nung buong gang.
jason: Nakakatakot nga e.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor:
jason: Yeah.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: OMG. KAWAWA!
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: shit. what if.......
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: ohmy.
jason: I know..... Nakakatakot nga isipin e.
jason: What do you think? Ipapolice na diba?
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: DAPAT!
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: GANG EHH.
jason: Yung nga e.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor is typing a message.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: what if KANTO BOYS yun.
jason: Baka nga hanapin din yung mga kasama ni Lloyd e. Isa panaman dun close friend e.
jason: EXACTLY.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: sino yung close friend?
jason: Si Beni.
jason: Kilala mo yun?
jason: Takot nga ako e.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: no ehh.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: he lives in moonwalk rin?
jason: Tae, kung nahanap siguro nung gang bahay ni Lloyd, baka sunugin or stuff.
jason: Who? Beni?
jason: No. Sumama lang siya kay Lloyd, kasi mahilig mag Basketball si Beni e.
jason: May mga rumor nga, na baka pustahan yun.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: ohhh.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: gago kasi si lloyd eh.
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: yabang )
jason: Kaya siguro sobrang galit si Lloyd.
jason:
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: ang yabang kasii. yan tuloy.
jason: Yo.
jason: You just got sh1tted..
ChaaarleneÜ regidor: yo?
jason: http://sh1tmoments.blogspot.com/2009/05/sh1t-vs-charlene-regidor-jason-style.html

Sh1t VS Lyle: Beni Style

Sh1t VS Lyle: Beni Style(Parental Guidance)


Beni: LYLE
Beni: Psssssssssssssssst
Beni: Importante toh
Beni: Lyle
Beni: Ut
Beni: Uy*
Lyle Barreras just sent you a Buzz!
Lyle Barreras: bakit?
Beni: Grabe
Beni: na accidente si Giles
Lyle Barreras: GAGO
Lyle Barreras: BAKIT?
Beni: Oo
Beni: Nasa ateneo sya
Lyle Barreras: ano nangyari??
Beni: Nagbabasketball sila ng kapatid nya tapos bigla syang nabanga\\
Lyle Barreras: GAGO
Lyle Barreras: TANGINA MO BENI AH
Lyle Barreras: PAG AKO NILOLOKO MO HA
Lyle Barreras just sent you a Buzz!
Beni: Hindi
Beni: Seryoso ako
Beni: BRB
Lyle Barreras: ASAN NA SIYA NGAYON?
Lyle Barreras: SABIHIN KO KAY JULS TO
Beni: nasa st lukes
Beni: Oo
Beni: Gusto mo bisita tyo?
Lyle Barreras: fuck puta
Beni: www.sh1tmoments.blogspot.com
Beni: I just sh1t on you

SH1T VS SPAM: Maling Style

SH1T VS SPAM: Maling Style(Parental Guidance)

THIS IS PLAIN SHIT...
...WITH A CAPITAL "I".

THIS IS GOOD SH1T...
...NUFF' SAID.

Sh1t!!!!!: Jason and Beni Style

SH1T!!!!!: Jason and Beni Style --- Parental Guidance is advised

jason: Zia is not replyig again.
jason: This sucks.
jason: Zia, your not worth dying for.
Zia Lim: WHAT?q?q?q
Beni: *dodges the bullet and forces it to go on u-turn mode)
Zia Lim: OUCH
Beni: I agree.
Beni: She is worth living for.
Beni: Because life is better with Zia.
jason: She is not worth doing both
Beni: If I die for Zia, than it would be useless.
jason: Life is better with someone who loves you
Beni: I want to live for Zia.
jason: Not someone who chats with others.
Beni: Yeah boy
Beni: I agree
Beni: Let's shoot Zia
jason: Ok.
Zia Lim: ANO BA
Beni: Tony Montana style
jason: *Shoots Zia*
jason: Opps.
Zia Lim: ARE YOU CH1TTING ON ME
Beni: *shoots zia*
jason: I already shot here.
Beni: If only you relpied
jason: Bye Bye Zia/
jason: If only you replied
Beni: I shoot her while she is dead
jason: *Drags Zia's body to the lake*
Beni: replied*
Beni: have sex with it first man
Beni: You're wasting it
jason: Ew.
jason: I don't want to have sex with a dead lady.
jason: You have sex with her.
Zia Lim: ew
jason: I'm dragging her to the lake after.
Beni: It's still Zia.
Beni: I'll have sex with it while you're dragging it to the lake.
jason: Yeah, you're right. But, it's undignifying.
jason: HAHA
jason: Ok Beni
jason: *Drags Zia to the lake*
Beni: It's so unsanitary!
jason: It's ok.
jason: I have hand sanitizer and baby wipes.
Beni: *sex-ing zia*
jason: You can use it after.
Beni: Yay
Beni: I need alchohol
Beni: Do you have some?
jason: I have some too.
jason: The beer one?
Beni: Oh my gosh Jason!
jason: Or the one used for sanitary purposes?
jason: Why Beni?
Beni: The is a rhino behind you!
Beni: RUN!
jason: What?
jason: *Get's stomped by the rhino*
jason: Help me Beni.
Beni: *runs for his life*
jason: Heeeeellpppp meee.
Beni: No!
jason: NOOOO!!!
Beni: *gets 12 gauge shotgun*
jason: Benii.
Beni: *shoots zias rotting corpse*
jason: Please.
jason: lol
jason:
Beni: For a secod I thought she was alive
jason: Please Beni. Don't kill me.
Beni: Oh well
Beni: Bye jason!
jason: BENI!
jason: After 15 years.
Zia Lim: stop it
jason: Beni was walking.
Beni: I'm just kidding
jason: Suddenly, he saw Jason.
Beni: *shoots Rhino*
jason:
jason: Go.
Beni: OMG!
jason: Beni help mee.
Beni: I already killed it
Beni: Now that is a hippo
Beni: not a rhino
jason:
jason: BENI.
jason: HELP ME YUOU FREAK.
Beni: You can tell from the horns
jason: JUST GIVE ME A GUN.
jason: AND I'LL KILL IT.
Beni: *shoots everything in sight*
jason: THEN I CAN DRAG ZIA TO THE LAKE AGAIN.
Beni: *misses the hippo*
jason: *Beni misses Jason*
jason: Beni, help me.
Beni: I hit everything except the hippo
jason: I NEED TO DRAG THE DEAD ZIA BODY TO THE LAKE.
Beni: I am 50 ft away
jason: HELP ME
Beni: I'll toss you my gun
jason: DANGGIT.
jason: OK.
jason: GIVE ME.
jason: GIVE IT TO ME
Beni: *tosses gum*
Beni: damn
jason: *CATCHES THE GUM*
jason: GUM?
Beni: I toss you the gum
jason: WHY DID YOU GIVE ME GUM!
Zia Lim: stop ittttttt.
Beni: Wait a minute
Beni: I'll get the gun
Zia Lim: love me again
jason: FASTER.
Zia Lim:
jason: FASTER.
jason: GIVE ME THE GUN
Beni: *tosses gun*
Beni: OMG!
jason: SO I CAN KILL ZIA.
Beni: The corpse is talking!
jason: SHE'S STILL MOVING.
jason:
Beni: AHHH!!
jason: I NEDE TO KILL ZIA
jason: GO.
Beni: Run for your life!!!!
jason: GIVE ME THE GUN
jason: *CRAWL FOR HIS LIFE*
Beni: I'll go machine gun on your ass
Beni: *goes machine gun on their asses*
jason: *IS NOW BESIDE BENI*
jason: NOW BENI.
jason: GIVE ME THE GUN
Beni: ahh!
Beni: I kill you!
Beni: *shoots jason in leg*
Beni: I'm just kidding
Beni: I wont kill you
jason: HAHA, I HAVE NO LEG.
jason:
Beni: That's the point
jason: GO, GIVE ME THE GUN, SO I CAN KILL THE TALKING ZIA AND THE HIPPO
jason: OH NHO
jason: BENI!
jason: IN YOUR BACK!
jason: A TIGER!
jason: *THE TIGER HUMPS BENI*
jason:
jason: BENI./
jason: YOU'RE BEING HUMPED
jason: GIVE ME THE GUN

ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!

THIS IS AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO ALL YOU SH1T LOVERS OUT THERE.

DUE TO THE LACK OF PEOPLE WE KNOW,
THE ADMINS (BENI AND JASON) HAVE DECIDED TO SH1T ON ONLY TWO PEOPLE PER DAY.

WITH THAT SAID, PLEASE DO LOVE THE CHANGES. IF WE ARE DONE SH1TTING ON TWO PEOPLE WE WOULD POST RANDOM AND NON-SENSE THINGS. BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY WE WILL POST STUFF ABOUT MALING and stuff about Leigh Ann's return :O.

THANK YOU FOR THE PATRONAGE.

XOXooOxXxOXOOXooXoOXOXxx

Banned: Jervi Lopez

JERVI LOPEZ IS BANNED.

YOU SUCK JERVI. DON'T FLAME OUR BLOG MAN. WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU EXCEPT TO SH1T. BUT YOU DO THIS TO US, DISRESPECTFUL. DO NOT TYPE ON OUR SH1T CORNER. OR ELSE. YOU ARE PATHETIC, PEOPLE READ OUR SH1T, AND YOU DARE FLAME US?

SUS. YOU ARE HEREBY BANNED JERVI LOPEZ.

Sh1t VS Kenneth Natividad: Jason Style

Sh1t VS Kenneth Natividad: Jason Style --- Poor Kim.

jason: Kenneth, alam mo yung nangyari kay Kim?
kenneth natividad: no
kenneth natividad: why?
kenneth natividad: anu ngyare
jason: Nabugbog siya kahapon ng gabi.
kenneth natividad: pota d nga?
kenneth natividad: ok lng cya?
jason: Di ko alam. Nasa hospital siya. Naka laptop lang siya.
jason: Tulog yata siya ngayon.
jason: Di nga nakita sino yung bumugbog e.
kenneth natividad: gago un ah
kenneth natividad: san cya nabugbog?
jason: Alam lang niya. Palakad siya sa bahay. Biglang May mga tao sa neighborhood niya, binugbug siya.
jason: Mga may utang raw si Kim dun e
kenneth natividad: amp naman un
kenneth natividad: prng utang lang
jason: Oo.
jason: Gago nga e.
jason: Si Beni din alam. Naka confe kami kanina e.
jason: Kawawang Kim nga e.
kenneth natividad: ahh
jason: As in raw, may black eye si Kim.
kenneth natividad: buti wlang mga kutsilyo and stuff
kenneth natividad: mas malala un pag gnun
jason: Oo. Wala naman.
jason: Oo. Patay na siguro si Kim pag ganun.
kenneth natividad: nde nmn cya sobrang injured?
jason: Di ko alam. Nasa hospital siya nayun.
jason: Pero, nakakachat naman.
jason: Siguro di naman masyado.
jason: Diba?
kenneth natividad: siguro
kenneth natividad: buti nde cya na coma or something
kenneth natividad: loko ung mga un
jason: Hindi yun. Matindi yun si Kim.
jason: Oo. Mga gago yun ampota.
jason: Nakakapikon nga e.
kenneth natividad: san ba nakatira si kim?
jason: Sa may New Manila.
kenneth natividad: damn
jason: Yeah.
kenneth natividad: kilala ni kim ung mga bumugbog sknya
kenneth natividad: ?
jason: Hindi e. Madilim raw. Basta raw. Narinig lang niya yung boses. Hinahanap yung utang niya.
jason: Di ko sure kung kilala niya.
jason: Di niya kilala sino bumugbog nga lang.
kenneth natividad: skwater nmn nun
kenneth natividad: tang lng
kenneth natividad: *utang
jason: Oo.
jason: Skwater nga e. Ampota.
kenneth natividad: atleast he's ok now.
jason: Yeah.
kenneth natividad: mag ingat nlng cya pag uuwi
kenneth natividad: may ksma sana kht isa
jason: Pinapainbestiga yata e.
jason: Wala nga raw siya kasama e.
jason: Uy sige Kenneth. Kain lang ako ah.
kenneth natividad: geh
kenneth natividad: pag naka chat mo si kim
kenneth natividad: sbehin mo get well soon
kenneth natividad:
jason: Alright. Sige.