FUCK ALL

This is a speech of Beni.

Fuck everybody.
Fuck all you hypocrites.
You criticize shit that you do.
Break rules that you make.
Fuck all you gay motherfuckers.
Acting all girly trying to be girls.
Be proud on how God made you.
Deal the fuck with it.
Fuck all the Nazi people.
Hating all blacks and Jews and shit.
We're all motherfucking equal.
Stop thinking you're all right.
Fuck the blacks with them thinking everything is racial.
Slavery ended more than a hundred years ago.
Move the fuck on.
Fuck all you corrupted cops and government officials.
We trust you to protect our city and our nation.
Destroying my fucking country with your greediness.
YOU BETRAY THE PEOPLES TRUST.
Fuck all the terrorist.
Motherfuckers thinking they'd go to heaven when they die.
You wont go to heaven when you kill people you stupid motherfuckers.
Fuck all you Bin Laden following, cave-dwelling motherfuckers.
I pray for the hundreds and thousands killed by your senseless bombing,
that you and all towel-wearing motherfuckers to burn in the deepest part of hell.
Fuck all you lying business motherfuckers saying you do your business to help the people.
The truth is all the shit you do now is burning the peoples cash for shit they don't need.
Fuck all you Koreans staying and acting tough in my country.
Most of you motherfuckers were here longer than me and still don't speak tagalog.
Respect my fucking country and the people in it.
Fuck all those motherfuckers whose name is hard to spell.
Fuck all the places in the world.
From the squatters area in Tondo to the rich people in Beverly Hills to the crime filled streets of Divicoria.
Fuck this world and everyone in it.
THE END.

Sh1t VS Ysais: Conference Style

Audrei Benipayo has joined the conference.

rheema ysais: No, thank you.
Yahoo! Messenger: rheema ysais has declined to join.
rheema ysais has joined the conference.

Audrei Benipayo: mam this is imprtant
Jason Reyes: This is important Mam.
Audrei Benipayo: right jason?
Audrei Benipayo: this is about biology
rheema ysais: ok
Jason Reyes: Yes Ma'am.
Audrei Benipayo: you have to answeer
rheema ysais: go ask...
Audrei Benipayo: if you dont
Audrei Benipayo: we will fail english
Jason Reyes: Ma'am. What's H and N in H1N1?
Audrei Benipayo: ma'am
Audrei Benipayo: are you ready to answer?
Audrei Benipayo: hydrogen'
rheema ysais: yes
Audrei Benipayo: doi
Jason Reyes: Hydrogen?
Jason Reyes: Really?
Audrei Benipayo: yeah
Jason Reyes: I thought it was Hemoglobbin.
Audrei Benipayo: n means nitrogen
Audrei Benipayo: nope
Jason Reyes: I thought N was Neuraminidase. :
Jason Reyes:
rheema ysais: hydrogen?
Audrei Benipayo: that's what your dog said when he parachutted in the amazon river
Audrei Benipayo: ma'am
Jason Reyes: Really? When she called you? OH! That's what she told you!
Audrei Benipayo: here is the question
Audrei Benipayo: this is a biology question
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: Where?
Audrei Benipayo: what will you do if your red blood cells revolted against your body and attacked the white blood cells which will be attached to your bones while the brain cells attempt to take over the world using their intellectual intelligence of doom?
rheema ysais: please ask?
Audrei Benipayo: yun yun eh
Jason Reyes:
rheema ysais: beni?
Jason Reyes: Nice question Beni.
Audrei Benipayo: thank you thank you
rheema ysais: ur red blood cells are for trasport of oxygen
Audrei Benipayo: yes, but they revolted because they wnat to be white
rheema ysais: recisely it binds with oxtgen the hemolobin which gives ur blood its color
Audrei Benipayo: ohhhh
rheema ysais: for the wbc it fight aginst disesases
Jason Reyes: Like Michael Jackson.
Audrei Benipayo: but they want to be white
Audrei Benipayo: they are racist
Audrei Benipayo: yes
Audrei Benipayo: like michael jckson
Jason Reyes: Like Michael Jackson wants to be white
rheema ysais: ur bone marrow is responsible for prodcing ur blood
Audrei Benipayo: their pigmentation ws changed with the use of pastuerizatopn
rheema ysais: its componenets are RBC<>
Audrei Benipayo: ?
Audrei Benipayo: your*
Jason Reyes: Ma'am, can you answer Mr.B (Beni's) question. I am baffled by it.
Jason Reyes:
rheema ysais: jervis?
rheema ysais: or jervi?
Jason Reyes: My hypothesis is incomplete, I'm not continuing it. Because, I don't have enough data.
Jason Reyes: Jervis Ma'am.
rheema ysais: cudia?
Audrei Benipayo: jervis
Audrei Benipayo: Yes ma'am.
Audrei Benipayo: We are intrigued of his genes.
Jason Reyes: Jervis is my newest experiment. I'm testing if his nose is heriditary or not.
Jason Reyes: So, we could stop the spread of big noses.
Audrei Benipayo: I am currently attempting to reconstruct his DNA.
rheema ysais: wats wrong with jervis nose?
Jason Reyes: Ma'am, it's hard to explain.
Kara samonte has joined the conference.

Audrei Benipayo: I have invited specimen
Audrei Benipayo: K A R A
Jason Reyes: K A R A.
rheema ysais: i never notice ders sumting rong on his nose?
Audrei Benipayo: Because it only happens if you move close to him.
Jason Reyes: There is Ma'am. He's just hiding it from the naked eye.
Jason Reyes: Yes.
Jason Reyes: Also, we are testing if stupidity is contagious.
Jason Reyes:
Audrei Benipayo: He will start harassing you as if he was a dangerous orangutan.
Jason Reyes: Yes.
Kara samonte: who?
Jason Reyes: That's one trait we noticed.
Kara samonte: HI MA'AM!
Kara samonte:
rheema ysais: hi kara!
Jason Reyes: That's why wew call him "THE HARASSER"
Jason Reyes: Hey Kara.
rheema ysais: are you stil wid marvin?
Jason Reyes:
Audrei Benipayo: Our hypothesis of stupidity being contaigous is becoming cool.
Jason Reyes: Yes, it is spreading.
rheema ysais: stupidity is never cool
Audrei Benipayo: I have learned that it spreads only to people who want to be cool.
Jason Reyes: Ma'am. Never look closely to Jervis. Or else, he will harass you.
Audrei Benipayo: I concur Ms. ysais.
Jason Reyes: Ask Kara, she has felt the harassment of specimen J E R V I S.
Jason Reyes: I second the motion.
Jason Reyes: Am I right Kara?
Audrei Benipayo: That specimen is apparently ustable due to the spread of stupidity.
Jason Reyes: Jervis has harassed you before.
Kara samonte: sorry lateeeeee. yeah i am.
Jason Reyes: And, it's because you're close to him.
Kara samonte: what?
Kara samonte: sino?
Audrei Benipayo: K A R A is not allowed to play Rune
Audrei Benipayo: scape.
Jason Reyes: Specimen J E R V I S.
Kara samonte: Cudia the harrasser?
Jason Reyes: Yes.
Audrei Benipayo: YEs
Kara samonte: harass*
Jason Reyes: Do you see Ma'am?
rheema ysais: how's paul coping wid your clas?
Jason Reyes: We have proved our point.
Audrei Benipayo: The harasser has struck again
Jason Reyes: Paul? He is copping very well. Though, he has been struck by J E R V I S.
Audrei Benipayo: He currently coping very well with his intelectual disabilities.
Jason Reyes: He has harassed him already.
Jason Reyes: He is currently traumatized by the events.
Jason Reyes: So, he avoids our experiments towards him.
Audrei Benipayo: Paul has gotten a terrible fever due to specimen J E R V I S/
rheema ysais: how aboutt vrgil ang francis?
Jason Reyes: Vergil and Francis are coping well.
rheema ysais: mr alananao is a tough one
Jason Reyes: Though, specimen V E R G I L is showing signs of female hormones in his body.
Audrei Benipayo: Mr. Alanano is a tough but kind one.
Audrei Benipayo: his research of tthe human named
Jason Reyes: Yes. Fun when necessary, tough when needed.
Jason Reyes: He is a good teacher Ma'am. Our class likes him.
Audrei Benipayo: F R A N C I S is becoming really understandable.
Kara samonte:
rheema ysais: how about the new student?
Jason Reyes: Yes.
Audrei Benipayo: Our new student is weird.
Audrei Benipayo: Look at his YM pic.
Jason Reyes: Yes.
Jason Reyes: His YM pic is a squirrel with his face.
rheema ysais: he's from florida ryt
Jason Reyes: That's why I'm experimenting him.
rheema ysais: coz his sister in 1st year is my student
Audrei Benipayo: It's a squireel with his face cropped into it.
Jason Reyes: I call him. Experiment C A R L.
Kara samonte: i asked him whats the weirdest question anyone's asked him he said it was "Do you like men" )
rheema ysais: be nice to him..
Jason Reyes: We are.
Audrei Benipayo: I concur Mr. REyes.
Kara samonte: wonder who asked him that
rheema ysais: its hard to be the new guy..
Jason Reyes: I am his orientor Ma'am.
Audrei Benipayo: C A R L is my bestfriend.
Jason Reyes: He's coping well.
rheema ysais: please be nice
Jason Reyes: C A R L is my prodigy.
Jason Reyes:
Audrei Benipayo: I have onced been the "new guy".
Jason Reyes: I call him "CARL"
Kara samonte: oonga hahaha
Kara samonte: byeeeeeeee g2g.
Jason Reyes: Though, he prefers being called "KAHRL.
Jason Reyes: ait.
rheema ysais: bye kara
Jason Reyes: Kara.
Jason Reyes: Wait.
Audrei Benipayo: But the so called J E R V I S is making him live like a tough little irish man.
Kara samonte: bye ma'am, jason beni
Kara samonte:
Kara samonte has left the conference.

Audrei Benipayo: Bye kara.
Jason Reyes: She left.
rheema ysais: bye boys
rheema ysais: got to go
Audrei Benipayo: Why was I last?
rheema ysais has left the conference.

Jason Reyes: Without waiting for our good bye.
Audrei Benipayo: Dont go

SH1TMOMENTS VS SHERMAE TING(BENI STYLE)

SH1TMOMENTS VS SHERMAE TING(BENI STYLE)

(18:52:10) Shermae Ting: beni yung glasses ko?
(18:53:55) Audrei Benipayo: NASAYO
(18:54:05) Shermae Ting: wla kaya!
(18:54:12) Shermae Ting: you never gave it back
(18:54:13) Audrei Benipayo: BINIGAY KO SAYO BAGO AKO UMALIS
(18:54:17) Audrei Benipayo: DIBA
(18:54:18) Shermae Ting: nde kaya
(18:54:20) Audrei Benipayo: NUNG PALABAS NA
(18:54:23) Audrei Benipayo: BINIGAY KO SAYO
(18:54:30) Audrei Benipayo: SABI KO SAYO "SHERMAE OH"
(18:54:31) Shermae Ting: beni, nde mo binigay!
(18:54:32) Audrei Benipayo: TAPOS YUN
(18:54:37) Shermae Ting: nde kaya
(18:54:42) Audrei Benipayo: KINUHA MO NALANG TAPOS WALA KANG SINABI
(18:54:48) Audrei Benipayo: TAPOS LUMABAS NA KO
(18:54:51) Audrei Benipayo: NG SCHOOL
(18:54:55) Audrei Benipayo: USING MY COMMUTERS PASS
(18:55:09) Shermae Ting: nde beni, late kaya ako lumabas
(18:55:17) Shermae Ting: nasa taas pa ako naglog out
(18:55:21) Audrei Benipayo: BINIGAY KO NGA SAYO BAGO AKO LUMABAS
(18:55:30) Shermae Ting: nde nga beni
(18:55:33) Shermae Ting: :((
(18:55:36) Audrei Benipayo: OO NGA
(18:55:37) Audrei Benipayo: :((
(18:55:51) Shermae Ting: nde nga, papagalitan ako, nde mo binigay sakin
(18:55:56) Shermae Ting: kasam ko pa si trisha nun
(18:56:00) Audrei Benipayo: BINIGAY KO NGA SAYO
(18:56:03) Audrei Benipayo: DIBA NGA?
(18:56:08) Audrei Benipayo: BAGO AKO LUMABAS NG CLASSROOM
(18:56:09) Shermae Ting: wla kang binigay
(18:56:12) Audrei Benipayo: TAPOS ANG INGAT NG MGA TAO
(18:56:19) Audrei Benipayo: KINALABIT KITA TAPOS BINIGAY KO SAYO
(18:56:22) Shermae Ting: nde nga beni, i've checked my case, wla
(18:56:24) Audrei Benipayo: TAPOS SABI KO "SHERMAE OH"
(18:56:30) Audrei Benipayo: TAPOS KINUHA MO
(18:56:32) Shermae Ting: nde beni!
(18:56:40) Audrei Benipayo: DI JOKE LANG
(18:56:43) Audrei Benipayo: SUOT KO NGAYON
(18:56:44) Audrei Benipayo: :))
(18:56:49) Audrei Benipayo: NAKALIMUTAN KO BIGAY
(18:57:07) Shermae Ting: grabe, natakot ako, papagalitan ako pag nawala ko yan :((
(18:57:20) Audrei Benipayo: YOU JUST GOT SH1TTETETED

Sh1tmoments

August 2009....
Wait for it.

Sh1t VS Jervis Cudia: Beni Style

Sh1t VS Jervis Cudia: Beni Style (Parental Guidance) BACK FIRED AGAIN

16:17:57) Beni: Tgal mo magreply
(16:18:04) Jervis Cudia: dota eh
(16:18:10) Beni: Tssss
(16:22:30) Beni: Galing akong Gh kanina
(16:22:32) Beni: Section B ka na
(16:23:44) Jervis Cudia: :))
(16:23:49) Jervis Cudia: seryoso
(16:23:53) Beni: Seryoso
(16:23:54) Beni: Ako D ako
(16:23:57) Beni: Si Greg A
(16:24:06) Beni: Si Kara A
(16:24:11) Beni: Si Jason C
(16:24:13) Beni: Si Vergil C
(16:24:18) Beni: Si Zia D
(16:24:26) Jervis Cudia: ok
(16:24:27) Beni: Yun lang maalala ko
(16:24:39) Jervis Cudia: ahhhhh
(16:24:40) Jervis Cudia: ok
(16:24:44) Beni: BObo ka eh
(16:34:52) Beni: asd
(16:34:52) Beni: asd
(16:34:53) Beni: as
(16:34:53) Beni: d
(16:34:53) Beni: asd
(16:34:53) Beni: as
(16:34:53) Beni: d
(16:34:54) Beni: asd
(16:34:54) Beni: as
(16:34:54) Beni: das
(16:34:54) Beni: d
(16:34:54) Beni: asd
(16:34:55) Beni: asd
(16:34:57) Beni: Pa text ako
(16:36:22) Jervis Cudia: bakit?
(16:36:29) Beni: wala akong load
(16:36:56) Beni: Text mo si Micoy sabihin mo "bobo ka tapos wala na kami nila greg dyan. Ang tagal mo."
(16:37:23) Jervis Cudia: =))
(16:38:15) Beni: Tinext mo na?
(16:38:16) Jervis Cudia: alis nako
(16:38:20) Beni: WAG
(16:38:21) Jervis Cudia: basketball
(16:38:24) Beni: Pa text last
(16:38:26) Beni: Last na
(16:39:08) Beni: 09238973559
(16:39:13) Beni: Di mo kilala yan
(16:39:31) Beni: Sabihin mo "Dadalin ko yung ps2 dyan bukas. Wala akong load. -Beni"
(16:41:20) Jervis Cudia: wala
(16:41:20) Jervis Cudia: na
(16:41:21) Jervis Cudia: si
(16:41:23) Jervis Cudia: kuya
(16:41:35) Beni: Bobo ka daw sabinya
(16:41:46) Jervis Cudia: epal!
(16:41:53) Jervis Cudia has signed off.

FEW MINUTES LATER...

(17:46:00) Jervis Cudia: ang labo ng stat ko
(17:46:45) Beni: =)):))
(17:46:45) Beni: Grabe
(17:46:47) Beni: =)):))
(17:46:57) Jervis Cudia: gay pic ni marco
(17:46:59) Jervis Cudia: :))
(17:47:09) Beni: Di ko kita
(17:47:18) Beni: Gagawin ko stat ko "PAPERNEGRO in the HOUSE!"
(17:47:19) Beni: :))
(17:47:31) Jervis Cudia: :))
(17:47:37) Jervis Cudia: nilagay ko na sasection ko B
(17:47:39) Jervis Cudia: sa bag
(17:47:48) Beni: Bobo mo
(17:47:51) Beni: Naniwala ka sakin
(17:48:12) Beni: I was sh1tting on you mehn
(17:52:30) Jervis Cudia: yea men
(17:52:33) Jervis Cudia: niloloko lang kita
(17:52:34) Jervis Cudia: bobo mo
(17:52:39) Beni: Puta
(17:52:40) Jervis Cudia: para malaman mo
(17:52:43) Beni: Popost ko sana
(17:52:45) Jervis Cudia: =))
(17:52:49) Beni: Para malaman ko
(17:52:50) Beni: ?
(17:52:50) Jervis Cudia: hahaha
(17:52:54) Jervis Cudia: mas matutak ako sayo men
(17:52:56) Jervis Cudia: ndi
(17:52:58) Beni: Oo
(17:53:01) Beni: mas MATUTAK
(17:53:02) Jervis Cudia: para malaman ko kung nagsisinungaling ka
(17:53:02) Beni: :))
(17:53:08) Jervis Cudia: MAS MATUTAK AKO
(17:53:17) Beni: MASMATUTAK KA
(17:53:18) Beni: :))

Sh1t VS Kim Limpin: Jason Style

Sh1t VS Kim Limpin: Jason Style (HAHAHA.)

Kim Limpin: may I know my section?>
Jason Reyes: Lagi ako kinukulit.
Jason Reyes: Teka, let me check.
Jason Reyes: Nasa camera ng bro ko e.
Kim Limpin: panu mo nacheck?
Jason Reyes: Para ma memorize ko.
Kim Limpin: oh.
Kim Limpin:
Jason Reyes: Pumunta ako.
Jason Reyes: Section D ka.
Kim Limpin: magkakaclasm8 parin tayo?
Jason Reyes: Yeah.
Kim Limpin: yeah!
Kim Limpin: wait.
Kim Limpin: D AKO?!
Jason Reyes: Oo.
Jason Reyes: D na tayo/.
Jason Reyes:
Kim Limpin: ikaw?
Jason Reyes: D.
Kim Limpin: D ka din?
Jason Reyes: Vergil A.
Kim Limpin: weh?!
Jason Reyes: Beni C.
Jason Reyes: Oo.
Kim Limpin: seryoso?!
Jason Reyes: OO.
Kim Limpin: ampf.
Jason Reyes:
Kim Limpin: vergil beni wala?!
Jason Reyes: Wala.
Kim Limpin:
Jason Reyes: Francis, C.
Kim Limpin: seriously tol?
Kim Limpin:
Jason Reyes: Slr.
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: Yeah.
Jason Reyes: Seryoso.
Kim Limpin: hehe kk lng.
Kim Limpin: serioso?
Kim Limpin: as in no joke?
Jason Reyes: A si Kra.
Jason Reyes: *Kara.
Jason Reyes: Si Zia D.
Kim Limpin: as in no joke tol?
Jason Reyes: Si Allen, D.
Jason Reyes: Basta, marami paring magkasama.
Jason Reyes: Mga maiingay lang inalis
Kim Limpin: cnu cnu wala?
Kim Limpin: kara, vergil, francis, beni...
Jason Reyes: Gusto mo talaga idictate ko?
Jason Reyes: Kara, Vergil, Beni, Francis, Angelo, Shanica, Abby.
Jason Reyes: Teka, check ko pa.
Kim Limpin: wala si abby?!
Kim Limpin: omg.
Kim Limpin:
Jason Reyes: Yeah.
Jason Reyes: Maingay kasi siguro?
Jason Reyes: AY OO!
Kim Limpin:
Jason Reyes: Si Patrick din.
Jason Reyes: Dahil dun s aincident.
Jason Reyes: Basta, halos lahat na nag ka incident.
Kim Limpin: ampfness.
Kim Limpin: wala na ung ibang masasaya sa class.
Jason Reyes: Ay oo.
Jason Reyes: Marami sa D napunta satin.
Kim Limpin: si raniel D din?
Jason Reyes: Like Andreuw, Macky, Jervis, Jullius, Kenneth.
Kim Limpin: yeah!
Jason Reyes: Ay, si Raniel B.
Kim Limpin:
Kim Limpin: serioso?
Jason Reyes: Yeah.
Kim Limpin: wew.
Jason Reyes: Di ko alam bakit.
Kim Limpin: bat ganun?
Jason Reyes: Ay! Hindi pala.
Kim Limpin: ?
Jason Reyes: Si Anna pala.
Jason Reyes:
Kim Limpin:
Jason Reyes: Kasi, ang liit ng font.
Kim Limpin: si raniel D?
Kim Limpin:
Jason Reyes: Kala ko yung Rosario, Raniel.
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: Oo.
Jason Reyes: Si Charlene din.
Jason Reyes: Nalipat sa B.
Kim Limpin: weh?!
Kim Limpin: daming nalipat.
Jason Reyes: Oo.
Jason Reyes: Marami din na punta satin.
Kim Limpin: pero bat ganun.
Jason Reyes: Halos lahat ng D Boys.
Kim Limpin: sabi ni sir. intact parin tayo daw.
Jason Reyes: Tapos si Patrick Ong, Luigi Taa.
Jason Reyes: Tapos, may 4 na girls na bago.
Jason Reyes: Satin.
Jason Reyes: Si Vanessa, Abby, and 2 new students.
Jason Reyes: \Di ko kilala e.
Jason Reyes:
Kim Limpin: si taa at ong nasatin?
Jason Reyes: May isa din tayong boy na new student.
Jason Reyes: Oo.
Kim Limpin: wew.
Kim Limpin:
Kim Limpin: grabe. halo halo na class natin ah.
Kim Limpin: pero sa D madami mga taga E?
Jason Reyes: Yeah
Kim Limpin: cge tol.
Kim Limpin: thx.
Jason Reyes: Sige.
Jason Reyes: Yeah.
Jason Reyes: Tapos, may isang student, nakakatawa pangalan.
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: Reynaldo Gamputhco.
Jason Reyes: Gamputcho*
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: AY!
Jason Reyes: WTFZOMG.
Jason Reyes: HOW COULD I FORGET TO TELL YOU!
Jason Reyes: D si LEIGH ANN!
Kim Limpin:
Kim Limpin: WEH?!!?!?!
Kim Limpin: OMFG.
Jason Reyes: Joke lang.
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: B siya.
Kim Limpin:
Kim Limpin: wew.
Jason Reyes: Sinusurprise lang kita.
Kim Limpin:
Kim Limpin: you sure did.
Kim Limpin:
Kim Limpin: tol.
Kim Limpin: sabi mo kay Kara na D si leigh ann?
Kim Limpin:
Jason Reyes: Oo.
Jason Reyes: Niloko ko din.
Jason Reyes:
Kim Limpin:
Jason Reyes: Lokohin mo din.
Jason Reyes:
Kim Limpin: uu
Kim Limpin: sabi nya
Kim Limpin: lagot daw ako
Kim Limpin: kasi kasection ko si leigh ann.
Kim Limpin: sabi ko nmn.
Kim Limpin: maslagot si raniel.
Kim Limpin:
Jason Reyes:
Kim Limpin: si zia sa C?
Kim Limpin:
Jason Reyes: D.
Kim Limpin: ah
Kim Limpin: ampf tol.
Kim Limpin: sakit ng likod ko.
Kim Limpin: kakabreakdance ampf.
Kim Limpin: biglang sumakit.
Jason Reyes:
Kim Limpin: labo. christabel bucao.
Kim Limpin:
Jason Reyes:
Kim Limpin: nasa OB na ulit sya?!?!
Jason Reyes: Wala ako nabasa e.
Jason Reyes:
Kim Limpin:
Kim Limpin: pero tinanong ka nya?
Jason Reyes: Oo
Kim Limpin: omg.
Kim Limpin:

Sh1t VS Jason: BackFIRED! Beni STYLE!

Sh1t VS Jason: Beni Stylee!

Jason Reyes: Tellypussy.
Beni: YO.
Beni: Patext ako.
Jason Reyes: Wala ako cellphone.
Beni: Bading ka.
Jason Reyes: Bakit?
Jason Reyes: Dahil wala ako cellphone?
Jason Reyes: SHIT. I'M GAY!
Jason Reyes: I'M LIKE JERVI. NO CELLPHONE.
Jason Reyes: FUCK.
Jason Reyes: NOOOOO!
Jason Reyes: BENI.
Beni: JASON.
Beni: Galing ako sa GH kanina.
Beni: A ka na
Beni: Ako D
Beni: SiZia D
Beni: Kara A
Beni: Si Vergil C
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: No joke?
Beni: Si Greg A
Beni: No Joke
Jason Reyes: Seryoso talaga?
Beni: SERYOSO NGA
Jason Reyes: Fuck.
Jason Reyes: Sino na sinabihan mo?
Beni: You and kara
Jason Reyes: Si Patty?
Beni: Di ko nakita
Jason Reyes: Sino pa naktia mo?
Beni: Ikaw, jason ,vergil, kara, greg, ako, jervis
Beni: Yun lang
Jason Reyes: Ah.
Jason Reyes: Taena.
Jason Reyes: Sino kasama ko sa A? A parin?
Jason Reyes: Labo.
Jason Reyes:
Beni: Malay ko ba
Beni: Dun si kara
Jason Reyes: Kawawa naman si Vergil.
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: C.
Beni: C manoy
Jason Reyes: Ampota. Mas gusto ko maging C kaysa A.
Beni: MaskadiriC
Beni: Puro nerds and shit
Jason Reyes: Masmaykilala naman ako dun kaysa A.
Jason Reyes: D ba naging A?
Jason Reyes: Labo.
Jason Reyes: I mean
Jason Reyes: E ba naging D?
Beni: LABO
Beni: Yung iba
Beni: Malay ko ba
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: Tangina.
Beni: Basta hinanap ko lang name ko
Jason Reyes: Papacheck ko sa kuya ko.
Beni: Cge
Beni: Seryoso
Beni: Kasama mo mga worst enemies mo
Jason Reyes: Fuck.
Jason Reyes: Sino nga ba worst enemies ko?
Jason Reyes: Wala naman akong worst enemies e.
Jason Reyes:
Beni: Si Sajid
Beni:
Jason Reyes: Bait din naman sakin yun e.
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: FUCK.
Jason Reyes: PAPATRANSFER AKO. GUSTO KO KASAMA KITA.
Jason Reyes:
Beni: Pagtransfer mo lilipat ako
Beni: Habulan tyo
Beni:
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: Sige.
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: Tangina.
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: Sige, teka. Iyak lang ako sa bathroom.
Beni: WAIT
Beni: I just sh1t on you,
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: WOOHOO.
Jason Reyes: SABI KO NA NGA BA
Beni: Paki post jase
Jason Reyes: Sige.
Beni: Ayaw magload eh
Jason Reyes: Jason Reyes: I THINK BENI IS KIDDING WITH ME.
Jason Reyes: Jason Reyes: Shh.
Kara samonte: i think its a joke
Jason Reyes: Kungyari naniniwala tayo.
Jason Reyes:
Beni: Di kita bati

Meanwhile:
Kara samonte: Beni: Galing ako sa GH
Beni: Kasama ko si Greg\
Beni: Sa A ka na
KARA SAMONTE: sa A ?
KARA SAMONTE: ha?
KARA SAMONTE:
Beni: Yeah
Beni: A ka na
Beni: asd
Beni: as
Beni: d
Beni: asd
Beni: as
Beni: das
Beni: d
Kara samonte: ano ba yun?
Jason Reyes: Section A.
Jason Reyes: Duh.
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: 3-A.
Jason Reyes: FUCK.
Jason Reyes: SHIT.
Jason Reyes: ACQWDAS
Jason Reyes: DASDASFAS
Jason Reyes: FASD
Jason Reyes: TAAANGINA.
Kara samonte: YOU ARE FUCKING KIDDING ME
Jason Reyes: NO.
Jason Reyes: I THINK BENI IS KIDDING WITH ME.
Jason Reyes: I DON'T KNOW.
Jason Reyes: FUCK SHIT.
Jason Reyes: ASSSHOOLLLEEE/
Jason Reyes: ASDASDASD
Jason Reyes: asdas
Jason Reyes: d
Jason Reyes: asd
Jason Reyes: assd
Jason Reyes: asd
Jason Reyes: as
Jason Reyes: dassd
Jason Reyes: as
Jason Reyes: SHIT
Jason Reyes: KARA.
Jason Reyes: AYAWW KOO.
Kara samonte: joke yan
Kara samonte: fo sure
Jason Reyes: Seryoso?
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: Probably.
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: Shh.
Kara samonte: i think its a joke
Jason Reyes: Kungyari naniniwala tayo.
Jason Reyes: Kungyari lang.
Jason Reyes: DI KO ALAM.
Jason Reyes: BASTA.
Jason Reyes: PINAPUNTA KO KUYA KO SA OB.
Kara samonte: so its a joke nga?
Jason Reyes: PINACHECK KO SECTION KO.
Jason Reyes:
Jason Reyes: DI KO ALAM.
Jason Reyes:
Kara samonte: SIGE SIGE!
Kara samonte: GO!
Jason Reyes: DI PA TUMATAWAH.
Jason Reyes: DI PA TUMATAWAG.
Jason Reyes: PAG A AKO. MEANING NUN, TOTOO SINASABI NI BENI.
Jason Reyes: BAKIT AKO?@
Jason Reyes: POTA.
Kara samonte: GOGOOGO
Jason Reyes: BAKIITT AKO!?
Jason Reyes: TEKA.
Jason Reyes: DI PA TUMATAWAHG.
Kara samonte: HINDI, SABIHIN MO KAY BENI: "PINAPUNTA KO KUYA KO SA OB. TITINGNAN NIYA SECTIONS NATIN"
Kara samonte: tapos kung nag "UY JOKE LANG" si beni, yun
Jason Reyes: Jason Reyes: Papacheck ko sa kuya ko.
Beni: Cge
Beni: Seryoso
Jason Reyes: Jason Reyes: Sige, teka. Iyak lang ako sa bathroom.
Beni: WAIT
Beni is typing a message.
Beni: I just sh1t on you,
Jason Reyes:
Kara samonte: KARA SAMONTE: ill call ob nga
Beni: SIge nga
Beni: BUT WAIT!
Beni: I just sh1t on you.
KARA SAMONTE: i know
KARA SAMONTE:
KARA SAMONTE:
KARA SAMONTE: ulolerz
Beni: Tssss
Beni: Pinaguusapan kasi nila Jason
Beni: Tsss
Beni: Teamwork
Beni is typing a message.
Beni: TSSSSSSSSSSSS
KARA SAMONTE: hahahahaha!!!

Note: Deep inside, I was crying. Or was I?!

Sh1t VS Pico Pi, Kat Dizon and Trisha Gallardo: Guest Sh1tter Francis Style

Sh1t VS Pico Pi: Guest Sh1tter Francis Style --- This sh1t contains highly explicit swearing and cursing, may cause nausea, dizzyness, athlete's foot, athlete's dick, pregnancy, high pleasure in gambling, expecting mothers, congratulations, happy mothers day, and may cause uhmm........... forgetfulness.

Francis Gozar: Pico.
Sir Pascua: bkt?
Francis Gozar: Ano sinasabi mo kay Gino na bading ako?
Sir Pascua: ako??
Francis Gozar: Oo.
Sir Pascua: hindi ah
Francis Gozar: Ikaw daw.
Sir Pascua: nde ako!
Francis Gozar: Tignan mo pa sabi nya.
Sir Pascua: gago yun eh!
Sir Pascua: bakla
Francis Gozar: Gino Lago (5/24/2009 1:28:46 PM): alam mo, sabi skin ni pico na bading ka daw. tapos kung ano ano kinekwnto skin.
Francis Gozar: Oh?
Francis Gozar: Ano kinekwento mo sakin?
Sir Pascua: gago yun eh
Francis Gozar: Puta, ano nga?
Sir Pascua: wala nga
Francis Gozar: Oh?
Sir Pascua: niloloko ka lng ni Gino
Francis Gozar: Bakit nya sinabi yan?
Sir Pascua: malay ko ba sa bakla na yun
Sir Pascua: xa ang gagohin mo
Francis Gozar: Puta, kaibigan ko rin si Gino, wag mo tatawagin na bakla yun.
Francis Gozar: Hoy! Ano ba?
Sir Pascua: puta kaibigan na bakla un
Francis Gozar: Ano kinekwento nga mo sakin?
Sir Pascua: wala nga eh
Francis Gozar: Ano ngayon kung bakla sya?
Sir Pascua: sinungaling yun gago na un
Sir Pascua: fag
Sir Pascua: gay
Sir Pascua: mahilig sa mga lalaki
Francis Gozar: Ikaw ata yun eh.
Sir Pascua: nde ah
Francis Gozar: Puta, umayos ka.
Sir Pascua: umaayos ka din ha
Francis Gozar: Bakit ako aayos?
Francis Gozar: Ikaw yung nagkwkwento ng ano ano dyan eh..
Sir Pascua: maniwla ka sa mga bagay na totoo
Sir Pascua: kaw kya
Francis Gozar: Eh syempre, maniniwala ako kay Gino kasi kaibigan ko sya.
Sir Pascua: pak shet
Sir Pascua: pati naamn ako eh
Francis Gozar: Di katulad mo, kaibigan mo ako pero kung ano ano kinwkwento mo kay Gino na masama.
Francis Gozar: TSS.
Francis Gozar: Wag ka na mag-kunwari.
Sir Pascua: pfft
Sir Pascua: weh
Sir Pascua: walang silbi si gino
Francis Gozar: Weh mo rin.
Francis Gozar: Ikaw ang walang silbi.
Sir Pascua: sama sama
Sir Pascua: tsk
Francis Gozar: Kinwkwento mo kay Gino na sinungaling.
Sir Pascua: gago un e
Francis Gozar: PUTA, SI GINO PA YUNG MASAMA?!
Francis Gozar: IKAW YUNG GAGO, ULOL.
Francis Gozar: WAG MO NA KASI ITAGO.
Sir Pascua: Oo
Sir Pascua: si Gino yung masama
Sir Pascua: kasama ka na dun
Francis Gozar: ALAM KO KUNG ANO ANO PINAGSASABI MO KAY GINO.
Francis Gozar: AKO PA YUNG MASAMA.
Sir Pascua: katulad ng?
Sir Pascua: Oo
Sir Pascua: kaw
Sir Pascua: kaw pa nga nagagalit dyan
Francis Gozar: EH SYEMPRE.
Sir Pascua: nanahimik lng ako
Sir Pascua: tas ikaw pa nagagalit
Francis Gozar: SINO BA DI MAGAGALIT KUNG TINATAWAG MO AKONG BADING SA IBANG TAO.
Sir Pascua: knina mo pa ako pinagmumura
Sir Pascua: tas nde pa ako galit
Francis Gozar: EH KASI ALAM MO NA MALI YUNG GINAWA MO KAYA KA GANYAN.
Francis Gozar: TINATAGO MO PA KASI.
Sir Pascua: wala ako tinatago
Sir Pascua: noh
Francis Gozar: AKALA KO PA NAMAN NA MABAIT KA.
Sir Pascua: kala mo lng
Francis Gozar: TAPOS TATAWAGIN MO RIN PALA AKONG BADING SA LIKOD KO.
Francis Gozar: NAPAKA SAMA MO.
Sir Pascua: nde ah
Sir Pascua: si Gino
Sir Pascua: un
Sir Pascua: kaw naman din ah
Sir Pascua: masama ka
Francis Gozar: MATATAWAG MO PA SARILI MONG OFFICER?
Sir Pascua: Oo
Sir Pascua: bkt
Sir Pascua: ?
Francis Gozar: AKO BA YUNG NAGSISINUNGALING?
Sir Pascua: Oo!
Sir Pascua: naniwla ka agad kay Gino
Francis Gozar: ANG OFFICER, DI NAG SISINUNGALING.
Sir Pascua: wla pa nga proof
Francis Gozar: ETO NGA OH.
Francis Gozar: NAKA-SAVE PA SA ARCHIVES KO.
Sir Pascua: geh
Francis Gozar: Gino Lago (5/24/2009 1:28:46 PM): alam mo, sabi skin ni pico na bading ka daw. tapos kung ano ano kinekwnto skin.
Francis Gozar: OH.
Francis Gozar: TSS.
Sir Pascua: nde nya pinakita yung cnab nya
Sir Pascua: cnab ko*
Francis Gozar: ANO?!
Francis Gozar: SH1T, WAG KA NA MAGSINUNGALING.
Francis Gozar: HULI KA NA EH.
Sir Pascua: wala nga
Francis Gozar: UMAMIN KA NA KASI.
Francis Gozar: KUNG AYAW MO MAGING MALING.
Sir Pascua: okay sige
Sir Pascua: wala ako
Sir Pascua: cnab
Sir Pascua: ayun totoo na
Francis Gozar: HINDI EH.
Francis Gozar: WAG KA NA KASI MAGSINUNGALING!
Sir Pascua: wala nga!
Francis Gozar: AMININ MO NA TINAWAG MO AKONG BADING SA LIKOD KO.
Sir Pascua: nde nga e!
Francis Gozar: SAAN PATUNAY MO?!!?
Francis Gozar: PROOF!
Sir Pascua: anung proof???
Francis Gozar: KANINA KA PA HINDI NG HINDI EH.
Sir Pascua: xmpre wala!
Sir Pascua: kasi wala naman ako cnab
Francis Gozar: OH, TIGNAN MO?
Francis Gozar: HINDI, WALA KANG PROOF KASI TINATAGO MO.
Sir Pascua: wala!
Sir Pascua: cge nga
Sir Pascua: nsan yung proof ni Gino na cnab ko un?>
Francis Gozar: pico pics: ah c francis?
pico pics: bading yun eh
Gino Lago: gago, pag nalaman nya na tinawag mo na bading yun, magagalit yun
pico pics: wla akong paki
Francis Gozar: Oh?
Francis Gozar: Pinakita nya sakin yan,
Sir Pascua: tangina
Sir Pascua: nde ko yan cnab noh
Francis Gozar: Tapos kinwento nya kung ano yung sinasabi mo.
Francis Gozar: ULOL. KUNYARI.
Sir Pascua: wala
Francis Gozar: AYAN NA NGA EH.
Francis Gozar: MAY PROOF NA NGA EH.
Sir Pascua: loko lng yan!
Sir Pascua: ginawa nya lng yan
Francis Gozar: TSS.
Francis Gozar: ULOL.
Francis Gozar: SINABI NYA SAKIN NA WAG DAW SABIHIN SAKIN.
Sir Pascua: puta labo?
Francis Gozar: TANGA.
Francis Gozar: SABI NYA NA SABI MO DAW NA WAG SABIHIN SAKIN.
Sir Pascua: puta labo naman tlga
Sir Pascua: ayan oh
Sir Pascua: kaw ang tanga e
Francis Gozar: AT LEAST DI AKO SINUNGALING.
Francis Gozar: TULAD MO.
Sir Pascua: nde ka lng naniniwla sa mga bagay na totoo
Francis Gozar: TOTOO NAMAN SABI NI GINO AH.
Sir Pascua: nde kaya
Francis Gozar: IKAW YUNG HINDI NAGSASABI NG TOTOO.
Francis Gozar: ANO?
Francis Gozar: YUN NALANG BA LAGI SASABIHIN MO?
Sir Pascua: naniwala ka agad sa kanya
Sir Pascua: Oo
Francis Gozar: HINDI, HINDI, HINDI?
Sir Pascua: bkt ba?
Sir Pascua: kasi totoo naman
Sir Pascua: Oo
Francis Gozar: PUTA, HULI KA NA NGA EH.
Sir Pascua: wala nga eh
Francis Gozar: ANONG WALA?
Francis Gozar: ANO NGA TO?
Sir Pascua: wala akong cnasbe
Francis Gozar: pico pics: ah c francis?
pico pics: bading yun eh
Gino Lago: gago, pag nalaman nya na tinawag mo na bading yun, magagalit yun
pico pics: wla akong paki
Francis Gozar: ANO YAN?
Sir Pascua: puta gawa gwa lng yan
Sir Pascua: gwa gawa lng
Francis Gozar: OO, IKAW GUMAWA.
Francis Gozar: TSS.
Sir Pascua: naniwla ka agad
Francis Gozar: KASI TOTOO DAW EH.
Sir Pascua: panu ka sure?>
Francis Gozar: SABI NYA EH.
Sir Pascua: sbe ko na nga nde eh
Francis Gozar: HINDI KA NG HINDI.
Sir Pascua: kasi totoo nga
Francis Gozar: MAY PROOF NA NGA AKO EH.
Sir Pascua: gwa gwa lng nga
Francis Gozar: ANO GUSTO MO? SAPAKAN?
Sir Pascua: geh ba!
Francis Gozar: O SIGE.
Francis Gozar: MAMAYA.
Francis Gozar: PUTA.
Sir Pascua: cge mamaya
Francis Gozar: DALIN MO LAHAT NG KAIBIGAN MO.
Sir Pascua: cge ba
Sir Pascua: game
Francis Gozar: LAHAT NG BADING MONG KAIBIGAN.
Sir Pascua: Oo
Francis Gozar: MGA WALANG TITI.
Sir Pascua: sama ko na si Gino dun
Sir Pascua: katulad mo
Francis Gozar: ULOL MO, GAGO.
Sir Pascua: Gago mo din
Francis Gozar: OO NA, FUCKER.
Francis Gozar: ALIS NA.
Sir Pascua: okay
Francis Gozar: SA OB AH?
Sir Pascua: sige ba
Francis Gozar: Pico, I just sh1t on you.

Sh1t VS Kat Dizon: Guest Sh1tter Francis Style --- This sh1t contains highly explicit swearing and cursing, may cause nausea, dizzyness, athlete's foot, athlete's dick, pregnancy, high pleasure in gambling, expecting mothers, congratulations, happy mothers day, and may cause uhmm........... forgetfulness.

Francis Gozar: Kat.
Katrina Dizon: yes?
Francis Gozar: Have you heard na what happened to Pico?
Katrina Dizon: no.
Francis Gozar: Hindi nya pa nakwento sayo?
Katrina Dizon: nope.
Francis Gozar: He's in the hospital right now.
Katrina Dizon: what? :|
Katrina Dizon: seriously?
Francis Gozar: Oo.
Francis Gozar: Kahapon kasi, nag-airsoft sila.
Francis Gozar: Tapos, si Gino, nabaril nya yung Left Eye ni Pico.
Francis Gozar: Dumugo, tapos maaga sila umuwi.
Francis Gozar: Tapos nandun parin yung bullet sa eye ni Pico.
Katrina Dizon: ew. :|
Francis Gozar: Tapos he had to be operated para matangal.
Katrina Dizon: pero he's okay naman na diba?
Francis Gozar: Yup.
Francis Gozar: But I think he wont be able to use his left eye anymore. :(
Katrina Dizon: what? :|
Francis Gozar: That's why kanina, I tried to cheer him up, kawawa naman kasi sya eh. :(
Katrina Dizon: hindi yan. magagamit pa niya yan.
Francis Gozar: Then kanina, he logged on with his laptop in the hospital.
Francis Gozar: And he told me the whole story.
Katrina Dizon: :(
Katrina Dizon: I hope maging okay lang siya. :|
Francis Gozar: Tomorrow, me, Pauline, Gino, Van, Ariel and the others are gonna visit him.
Francis Gozar: You wanna come?
Katrina Dizon: which hospital?
Francis Gozar: St. Lukes.
Katrina Dizon: oh. I'm not sure if I can go. I'll be leaving for Cebu this tuesday.
Francis Gozar: Ohh.
Francis Gozar: When will you come back>
Francis Gozar: *?
Katrina Dizon: sunday pa.
Francis Gozar: Ohh, you want to leave him a message instead?
Katrina Dizon: sure? :)
Francis Gozar: Go.
Katrina Dizon: umm, sabihin mo sa kanya. get well soon. he can do it! and see him this coming june 15. :)
Francis Gozar: Ahh, that's all?
Francis Gozar: Yun lang?
Katrina Dizon: yeah.
Francis Gozar: Kat, I just sh1t on you.
Francis Gozar: Btw, Maling is <3

Sh1t VS Trisha Gallardo: Guest Sh1tter Francis Style --- This sh1t contains highly explicit swearing and cursing, may cause nausea, dizzyness, athlete's foot, athlete's dick, pregnancy, high pleasure in gambling, expecting mothers, congratulations, happy mothers day, and may cause uhmm........... forgetfulness.

Francis Gozar: Trisha, you sent me something bad yesterday.
Trisha Gallardo: i did?
Francis Gozar: I am so mad at you right now.
Trisha Gallardo: huh? what did i do?
Francis Gozar: Fuck, don't pretend you don't know.
Trisha Gallardo: what? I didn't send you anything yesterday
Francis Gozar: Trisha Gallardo: FCK YOU FRANCIS, YOU'RE SMALL AND I HATE YOU, YOUR MOM DOESN'T LOVE YOU, YOUR DAD DOESN'T LOVE YOU. YOU'RE ADOPTED. MAYBE THAT'S WHY MICAH DOESN'T LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE ONE ARROGANT DWARF! FUCK YOU! GO TO HELL MOTHER FUCKER!
Trisha Gallardo: what time was that?!
Francis Gozar: 4:00AM.
Francis Gozar: Fck you too.
Trisha Gallardo: i WASN'T ONLINE THAT TIME
Francis Gozar: You think I'm not hurt?
Trisha Gallardo: but i wasn't online that time
Francis Gozar: Yeah, maybe I am arrogant.
Francis Gozar: You don't have to rub it in my face.
Francis Gozar: So what if Micah doesn't like me?
Francis Gozar: Who gives a sh1t?
Trisha Gallardo: I wasn't online at that time
Francis Gozar: Then who was it?
Francis Gozar: A ghost?
Francis Gozar: Tss.
Trisha Gallardo: which ID was that?
Francis Gozar: Yeah right, Trisha.
Francis Gozar: Meijiangie.
Trisha Gallardo: but I wasn't online that time
Francis Gozar: I already deleted your other ID.
Francis Gozar: You better apologize.
Francis Gozar: Before I get mad.
Trisha Gallardo: but Francis, i wasn't online that time
Francis Gozar: THEN WHO WAS IT?
Francis Gozar: hUH?
Francis Gozar: TSS.
Trisha Gallardo: I have an archive here and there is nothing sent at 4am
Francis Gozar: EXCUSES, EXCUSES.
Trisha Gallardo: I can't apologize for something I didn't even do
Francis Gozar: WHEN YOU USE OTHER COMPUTERS, YOU DON'T HAVE ARCHIVES FROM THAT.
Francis Gozar: THEN WHO SENT ME THOSE FUCKING WORDS, HUH?
Francis Gozar: A GHOST?
Trisha Gallardo: francis I only use one computer
Francis Gozar: MAYBE YOU WENT INTO AN INTERNET SHOP.
Francis Gozar: FUCK, THERE ARE MANY WAYS, TRISHA.
Trisha Gallardo: dude I only use one computer
Francis Gozar: THEN WHO WAS IT?!
Francis Gozar: A GARBAGE COLLECTOR!?
Francis Gozar: FUCK MAN.
Trisha Gallardo: if you don't believe it was me, then what was the font that time you received it?
Francis Gozar: SCREW IT.
Francis Gozar: IT WAS IN ARIAL.
Trisha Gallardo: I use comic sans
Francis Gozar: OTHER COMPUTERS, TRISHA.
Francis Gozar: TSS.
Francis Gozar: YOU CAN'T FOOL ME.
Trisha Gallardo: I ONLY USE ONE COMPUTER!
Trisha Gallardo: IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME GO ASK MY MOM
Francis Gozar: THEN MAYBE SOMEONE HACKED YOU.
Francis Gozar: DAMN, YOU BETTER FIND OUT WHO IT IS, OR I'M STILL BLAMING YOU.
Trisha Gallardo: the hell... how will I find out if I ain't a computer whiz?
Francis Gozar: THEN FIND SOMEONE WHO IS.
Francis Gozar: FUCK.
Francis Gozar: ANYONE MAD AT YOU?
Trisha Gallardo: it's only you...
Francis Gozar: ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS MAD AT ME?
Francis Gozar: ANYONE YOU KNOW MAD AT ME?
Trisha Gallardo: no
Francis Gozar: THEN WHO IS IT?!?
Trisha Gallardo: how should I know
Francis Gozar: FUCK TRISHA, IF I FIND OUT YOU DID THIS, I WILL MAKE YOU CRY, FUCKDAMMIT.
Francis Gozar: THIS BETTER NOT BE YOU.
Trisha Gallardo: why would I do that to you?
Francis Gozar: I'M GONNA MAKE LIFE MORE MISERABLE FOR YOU.
Francis Gozar: I DON'T KNOW, TRISHA.
Trisha Gallardo: only person I sweared at was dominic and that was the end
Francis Gozar: THERE COULD BE OTHER PEOPLE YOU CAN SWEAR AT.
Francis Gozar: TRISHA.
Francis Gozar: ARE YOU SURE IT"'S NOT YOU?
Trisha Gallardo: I only sweared to one
Trisha Gallardo: of course not
Trisha Gallardo: I wasn't online at 4am
Francis Gozar: WELL, THERE IS INVISBLE.
Francis Gozar: FUCK TRISHA.
Trisha Gallardo: that's still the same
Francis Gozar: YOU CAN'T MAKE SOMEONE MAD BELIEVE YOU IF YOU HAVE EVIDENCE.
Francis Gozar: *DON'T HAVE EVIDENCE
Francis Gozar: TRISHA?!
Francis Gozar: WHERE'S YOUR PROOF?!
Trisha Gallardo: how can I have proof if I just got online!?
Francis Gozar: I DON'T KNOW.
Francis Gozar: FIND THE ONE THAT DID IT.
Francis Gozar: OR ELSE.
Francis Gozar: YOUR LIFE WILL TURN INTO LUNCHEON MEAT.
Trisha Gallardo: YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MY LIFE IS ALREADY!
Trisha Gallardo: SO DON'T GO SAYING THAT!
Francis Gozar: Trisha.
Francis Gozar: I just sh1t on you. You're on the most famous blog ever, you just got, Sh1t.

MALING IS LOVE

MALING IS LOVE

Beni and mom talking while at the grocery...

Beni: Ma, bili tayo maling. Maling is love man.
Mom: Wag! May swine flu yan.
Beni: Ang labo naman nun. China gawa yung maling eh. sa Mexico yung swine flu.
Mom: Oo nga. Pero gawa sa tao yung maling.
Beni: Eeeew.

BENI VS JERVIS

BENI VS JERVIS


(12:33:36) Beni: IMY Too
(12:33:39) Beni: Sabay
(12:33:39) jervis_cudia: dssgamers ako
(12:33:40) Beni: :))
(12:33:44) Beni: Ngayon na?
(12:33:50) Beni: Weekdays lang ako eh
(12:33:56) Beni: Gago
(12:34:01) Beni: Di ko na off yung laptop
(12:34:08) Beni: Umalis kami for 4 hours
(12:34:10) Beni: ANG INET NA
(12:36:51) jervis_cudia: pinagusapan ka namin ni zia:>
(12:36:56) Beni: tapos?
(12:36:58) Beni: Ano sabi?
(12:36:59) Beni: Ha?
(12:37:00) Beni: Sagot
(12:37:07) jervis_cudia: sabi ko
(12:37:09) jervis_cudia: si beni
(12:37:11) jervis_cudia: gago un ehh
(12:37:13) jervis_cudia: wahahah
(12:37:13) jervis_cudia: joke
(12:37:26) Beni: Ano nga?
(12:37:27) jervis_cudia: sabi namin perfect ka sa how well do you know me ko
(12:37:29) Beni: Gago naman talaga ako e
(12:37:33) Beni: eh*
(12:37:37) jervis_cudia: answer mop
(12:37:43) Beni: Send mo sakin
(12:37:44) jervis_cudia: how well do you know me!
(12:37:51) Beni: 70%
(12:38:09) jervis_cudia: ayoko nga
(12:38:14) Beni: Tsss
(12:38:16) Beni: Taba mo
(12:38:18) Beni: Tamad*
(12:38:26) Beni: Pwede din yung first choice
(12:38:27) Beni: Labo
(12:39:25) jervis_cudia: hanapin mo
(12:39:32) Beni: ANG HIRAP MAGHANAP NG GANUN
(12:39:58) Beni: Astig
(12:40:00) Beni: Nakita ko na
(12:40:01) Beni: :))
(12:40:04) Beni: Amoy body odor ako
(12:40:42) Beni: 1 mistake ako
(12:40:44) Beni: Sure ako
(12:40:53) Beni: Di ko pa nakikita
(12:40:56) Beni: Kasi gusto ko tumae
(12:41:01) Beni: 66%
(12:41:02) Beni: :))
(12:41:22) jervis_cudia: ang bobo mo
(12:41:25) jervis_cudia: 66% lang
(12:41:32) Beni: Tignan mo nga kung ano mali ko
(12:41:35) Beni: Ayaw magload eh
(12:41:55) jervis_cudia: bat zia sagot mo?
(12:42:08) jervis_cudia: dmo ba alam paborito ko chicken
(12:42:10) jervis_cudia: ambob
(12:42:10) Beni: Kasi bawal ko click lahat
(12:42:10) jervis_cudia: o
(12:42:14) Beni: malay ko ba
(12:42:31) Beni: masbobo ka nga eh
(12:43:45) jervis_cudia: bakit?
(12:43:46) jervis_cudia: haha
(12:43:50) Beni: Malay
(12:43:54) Beni: sia
(12:43:56) Beni: LABO
(12:44:03) jervis_cudia: :|
(12:44:09) jervis_cudia: ang corny pota
(12:44:25) Beni: Ikaw nagsabi nyan eh
(12:44:29) Beni: Gagawa ako ng quiz
(12:44:31) Beni: Specialy for you
(12:44:35) jervis_cudia: ako ba?hahaha
(12:44:37) jervis_cudia: cge
(12:44:44) Beni: Oo
(12:45:22) jervis_cudia: haha
(12:45:22) jervis_cudia: tungkol saan ung quiz?
(12:45:27) Beni: Basata
(12:45:29) Beni: Basta*
(12:45:32) Beni: Kung alam mo nga ako
(12:45:33) Beni: Labo
(12:45:37) Beni: Kung "You know me well"
(12:45:38) Beni: :))
(12:45:49) jervis_cudia: ok?
(12:45:56) Beni: OK man
(12:45:58) jervis_cudia: ayusin mo kasi ung question
(12:46:01) Beni: Oo
(12:46:03) jervis_cudia: nakakgago ung question mo
(12:46:04) Beni: Ikaw nga ang labo eh
(12:46:07) Beni: May sagot na pizza
(12:46:11) jervis_cudia: kaya nga
(12:46:13) jervis_cudia: :))
(12:46:19) jervis_cudia: ung answer naman ung malabo
(12:46:22) jervis_cudia: hindi ung question
(12:46:24) Beni: :))
(12:46:29) Beni: Gagawin ko malabo lahat
(12:46:33) Beni: Para ako lahat
(12:46:35) Beni: Hindi isa lang
(12:46:36) Beni: Labo
(12:46:46) jervis_cudia: wala akong naintindihan
(12:46:49) jervis_cudia: bilis
(12:46:52) jervis_cudia: maglalaro na kami
(12:47:01) jervis_cudia: and2 cla seth uli eh
(12:47:08) Beni: Eeeew
(12:47:12) Beni: Ngayon na?
(12:47:15) jervis_cudia: oo
(12:47:15) Beni: Andyan sila?
(12:47:18) Beni: AS IN NOW?
(12:47:19) jervis_cudia: prating na cla lyle
(12:47:21) Beni: Sino sila
(12:47:23) Beni: Ayy gay
(12:47:26) Beni: Sana sinabi mo kahapon
(12:47:28) Beni: Tanong ko
(12:47:30) Beni: kung pwede ako
(12:47:44) jervis_cudia: ako lyle seth macky lou
(12:47:55) jervis_cudia: ang labo and2 c lou
(12:48:08) Beni: :))
(12:48:19) Beni: tanong mo yung ginawa namin kahapon
(12:48:39) Beni: Asan proof mo andyan sila?
(12:49:02) jervis_cudia: cge wait
(12:49:11) Beni: Bawal ako webcam
(12:49:13) Beni: Kasi pidgin sucks
(12:49:32) Beni: May traffic sa street namin
(12:49:35) Beni: May nagbangaan
(12:49:59) jervis_cudia: ahh
(12:50:00) jervis_cudia: haha
(12:50:05) jervis_cudia: sabi niya nag prank daw kayo
(12:50:27) Beni: Eh ulol ka pala eh
(12:50:29) Beni: Nakakagago ka
(12:50:34) Beni: Naguusap kami ng mommy ko ngayon
(12:50:36) Beni: Nasa CR sya
(12:50:38) Beni: Nagsisigawan kami
(12:50:41) Beni: Di ko sya marinig
(12:50:46) Beni: Kaya puro "Ma" sinasabi ko
(12:50:53) jervis_cudia: cm kami
(12:50:59) jervis_cudia: papagamit ko kay lou si levi
(12:51:02) Beni: Kaya pala
(12:51:08) Beni: may kausap sa phone
(12:51:26) jervis_cudia: start na
(12:51:28) Beni: WAG
(12:51:34) Beni: Natatae ako�
(12:51:36) jervis_cudia: GG kami
(12:51:37) Beni: BRB
(12:54:10) Beni: Ang bilis ko
(12:55:00) jervis_cudia: ampp
(12:55:02) jervis_cudia: maya na pm
(12:55:18) Beni: eqtqe
(12:55:19) Beni: t
(12:55:19) Beni: qet
(12:55:19) Beni: qe
(12:55:19) Beni: t
(12:55:19) Beni: qef
(12:55:20) Beni: d
(12:55:20) Beni: zg
(12:55:20) Beni: f
(12:55:20) Beni: a
(12:55:20) Beni: fga
(12:55:21) Beni: sdf
(12:55:21) Beni: ah
(12:55:21) Beni: asra
(12:55:21) Beni: sh
(12:55:22) Beni: f
(12:55:22) Beni: agd
(12:55:22) Beni: h
(12:55:22) Beni: d
(12:55:22) Beni: g
(12:55:22) Beni: asf
(12:55:23) Beni: h
(12:55:23) Beni: fh
(12:55:23) Beni: adg
(12:55:23) Beni: afs
(12:55:23) Beni: hs
(12:55:23) Beni: f
(12:55:24) Beni: ag
(12:55:24) Beni: asf
(12:55:24) Beni: jhsf
(12:55:24) Beni: g
(12:55:24) Beni: fh
(12:55:24) Beni: asfg
(12:55:25) Beni: sf
(12:55:25) Beni: hsfa
(12:55:25) Beni: g
(12:55:29) Beni: Hindi ko nabasa eh
(13:07:13) jervis_cudia: amp
(13:07:15) jervis_cudia: nag quitT_T
(13:07:17) jervis_cudia: tangina
(13:07:26) jervis_cudia: ganda ng levi ni lou
(13:07:33) jervis_cudia: imba set
(13:08:24) Beni: Papunta na ko dyan�

FEW MINUTES LATER....

Jervis was not there. Nobody was there. I deleted Jervis from my friends list. After five minutes I added him and we are friends again.

EPIC.